[sandmandaddy69]

[disgruntledseagull]

Oh so the pondering is a brooding behavior they are waiting for their sons to hatch I see

[vicholas]

“This site unusable when you dont care about the new joke” that’s great honestly. I like when people here suffer over inane stuff, it’s funnier than the original joke, let’s keep it going

[vicholas]

this is the same as when the word ‘blorbo’ went big and I found it kinda dumb and corny, but then there were people who were fucking furious about it and wrote angry posts whining about how they hated this site because they couldnt avoid seeing the word blorbo. so I felt like ok I changed my mind I hope people keep saying blorbo forever

[molabuddy]

god i love tinkaton so much, literally incredible pokemon design . i was happy with hatterene being the peak of "pretty pink girly fairy type that will Fuck you Up" but then they were like what if we made an even pinker, girlier pokemon who also happens to have a kickass giant steel hammer twice her size . signiture move gigaton hammer where she bonks u flat with it like its nothing . little (◕ω◕✿) smile on her face . amazing stunning breathtaking showstopping etc

[winged-void]

This is how she sleeps BTW. You care.

[molabuddy]

I CARE IMMENSELY 🥺 LOVE U GIRL ❤❤❤

[officialspec]

so youre actually gay? like unironically?

[officialspec]

[relaxxattack]

twitter users please migrate to instagram instead. you wont like it here we say bad words and hate brands and are very problematic

[relaxxattack]

[but-the-library-of-alexandria]

an underrated detail in pride and prejudice is that elizabeth bennett was home alone on the day darcy proposed because she had a headache. can you imagine. this was in the pre-painkillers era. you're at home with a headache and then this asshole walks into the room and tells you he loves you and wants to marry you even though he hates your whole family and you're beneath him. imagine having to deal with that while also having a headache. she doesn't even have ibuprofen

[kiwisoap]

Attempting to get my students to fucking come to class

[theultimateranboober-deactivate]

Me seeing a reblogged, untagged fanart of a blonde Minecraft man on my dash and trying to decipher which variation of white boy I’m looking at:

[killthefuckinglights]

has this been done?

[liminalofficespace]

DreamHack LAN party, 2004

[rslashrats]

i want to go mix random chemicals together

[fallenfaerie]

Same. Probably not safe tho

[rslashrats]

its perfecgly safe and they love to be mixed together the cchemicals cry if you dont micx then together

[shubbabang]

Shout out to everyone who is just so tired So so exhausted So very very tired so very fatigued so sleepy and tired So

[important-animal-images]

Follow @important-animal-images​​ for more important animals

[fortooate]

hate paper straws ooh it’s biodegradable yeah i know because it’s biodefuckingrading in my coffee asshole

[wiseposting]

We need meat straws

[fortooate]

they posted this and then deleted…

[sidewalk-scrawls]

Crying at this article calling Tumblr an "upstart" platform jdgdks

[helloneels17]

brand new used car

[slutdge]

gonna try to get some tasks done today

[slutdge]

[tooquirkytolose]

Ok actually genuine tip for new tumblr users: if you see a post you like and want to reblog but theres a bad/annoying added on bit in the reblog chain feel free to just reblog that post straight from op or the last person who knew how to mind their business

[thedepressionoftrees]

Or just mock the edition. That usually works

[mitzo]

oR jUsT mOcK tHE eDiTiON. tHaT uSuAlLy WoRkS

[thedepressionoftrees]