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my prediction for the next update 😂 is Jonathan gonna bring that up or?? dialogue lifted from @worthikids tinder witches of course

#dracula daily #dracula spoilers #it’s incredible

bisexualvader

what my notifs look like currently

twoheadedfawnn

you ever feel like you were born with something rotten inside you and if people get close enough they’re gonna find out

choysum

cpericardium

themainspoon

This was a whole thread, here are some of my favourites:

shigure

it's so beethover / we're so bach

did-you-know

Source

belovedsheith

I am American and I have never seen photos like this. I had no idea there are borders like this. Even though I LOVE the idea of open borders, I am staring at these pictures like “wait…people can just…walk across some stones or grass and BE IN ANOTHER COUNTRY??? and nobody stops them?? how does that WORK?!” So you can tell that my country’s propaganda has gotten to me by convincing me that this CAN’T work even though…it…obviously can. These pics just seem unreal to me. I’ve been taught my whole life that this can’t exist. In 27 years no one has ever sat me down and gone, look, here’s how it is elsewhere. It isn’t impossible at all.

teainawineglass

I want to add something, but I’d just be restating what they said. I.. didn’t know peace and kindness like this was possible.

morgaine2005

All of the above, and …

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to Belgium, apparently.

belgiumthroughbelgianeyes

🐓

they-who-wander

This also leads to some funny images like: GuEsS wHeRe ThE bOrDeR Is XD

writing-with-olive

this is real, but it also gets at why hopeful stories are so important - its real hard to make a better world if you cant even imagine it existing

fairycosmos

people hate to hear this but is it a look or are they just skinny is the realest sentence ever uttered

were---ralph

tuo sllup dneirfyob flowerew ym nehW

psych-is-the-name

TAHW ruoy

fireflylies

yM

flowereW

dneirfyoB

micajestr

??thgir taht gnidaer I ma ,yrros m'I

canlsterofsoda

YM

official-pinterest

?dehsurc gnitteg nolemretaw eht erongi annog tsuj er'ew oS

psych-is-the-name

nolemretaW

infinite-archive

haykebyr

yes it may be the year of our lord 2024 but that won't stop me from making vine references

#I CAN HEAR IT #bg3

glados-is-a-lesbian

god can you imagine glados equipped with tiktok therapyspeak. she’d be unbearable

glados-is-a-lesbian

are you in the headspace to receive negative information about your weight

glados-is-a-lesbian

my love language is testing and by not testing you’re really disrespecting my boundaries

glados-is-a-lesbian

holding space in my life for deadly neurotoxin

#portal anniversary update valve you have the chance to do something hilarious #portal

devinellekurtz

He wants some bread… 🥖🥐 Twitter I Instagram

devinellekurtz

Bread Dragon is getting a book! His name is Ember, and his 48-page, fully illustrated picture book adventure is available for pre-order now, right here!!! Comes out Oct 1 of this year!

It’s all thanks to you guys & your passion that I had the chance to make this book!

wolves-willow

ITS MARCH YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

jaesrri

rongzhi

Some computer related jobs will periodically send you emails posing as phishing scams and if you open it you automatically have to take a web safety training seminar and I just think they should do that for tumblr except with reading comprehension

sunsmudge-peachmoon

#how DARE you say tumblr should send me phishing emails

saxifraga-x-urbium

butterflypeaflowertea

these posts have the same vibes imo 💯

butterflypeaflowertea

and this tweet as well

butterflypeaflowertea

this also

conways

dilfphd

inthefallofasparrow

Just so you know, whenever we invent yet another fake fandom character, they inadvertently blink into existence, ill-formed and meaningless, only to be trapped within the hellish liminal space created by the zeitgeist of our collective consciousness.