Some Jojo's bizarre adventure incorrect quotes

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Formaggio: "Don't you ever talk? You know, make conversation just to put people at ease?"

Risotto: "You mean that I should remark upon the weather before I cut off a man's head?"

Formaggio: "Nevermind."

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Okuyasu: "Hey how do you get your hair to do that? With your stand?"

Rohan: "With proper hygiene and grooming. Maybe all three of you should get acquainted."

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Mista: "Trish, I'd prefer if you stopped referring to me as 'that hairy lummox.'"

Trish: "When did I do that?"

Mista: "The harbor, the pizzeria, the airplane...You even said it to Giorno as we left Naples!"

Trish: "Hmm. That does sound like me."

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@scaridae

Jotaro, after being dissuaded from engaging in a fatal situation: I only listened because you said so

Kakyoin: I should be able to trust you to recognize threats to your life on your own, but i guess there was a reason I was born after all

Jotaro: You were born to be the closest friend I have

Kakyoin, disregarding this entirely: I was born to keep you from fucking dying

[source: a conversation with a friend]

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Same icon 👋👋👋

His face is iconic

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@a-rich-friendship​

Bucciarati: GIORNO!

Giorno: Yeah?

Bucciarati: Did YOU.

Bucciarati: Turn my WHITE BLOOD CELLS.

Bucciarati: Into WATER BEARS?!

Giorno: ... yeah.

Bucciarati: OH MY FUCKING-

(I’m really sorry I haven’t checked that account in years and I have a few submissions that I didn’t see aHhhH)

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[On Giorno’s birthday]

*Giorno enters in the room*

Mista: “There he is. All hail the birthday boy!”

*shoots 2 times and everybody gets their stands out*

Giorno: “You probably shouldn’t have done that.”

Mista: “And not celebrate your birthday properly? I’d rather get shot.”

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Because it’s fitting for this day

Happy birthday Giorno! 🦋🐸

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Narancia to Mista and Fugo: "I want you thinking about dance 24/7. That means every day, you think 20 thoughts about dance for seven minutes."

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Polnareff: "I'm too young to die and too old to eat off the kids' menu. What a stupid age I am."

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Formaggio: I'm telling you, Molotov cocktails work. Anytime I had a problem and I threw a Molotov cocktail, boom! Right away, I had a different problem.

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Melone: "Don't get mad, get fucked"

Ghiaccio: "Don't you mean get glad?"

Melone: "Did I fucking stutter?"

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Risotto: "Humans bring nothing but treachery and pain"

Formaggio: "I also brought booze"

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Okuyasu: I vote we...

Rohan: No, sorry but the stakes here are too high to let someone with your limited intellectual processing capacity weigh in.

Okuyasu: I was gonna agree with you!

Rohan: Oh, great, well, that's two votes for my plan

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And Now, Band Music

Johnny, Gyro and Diego: (singing) Dirty deeds…

(At the same time)

Johnny/Gyro/Diego: Done with sheep!/Thunderchief!/Underneath!

(All Stop)

Gyro: (speaking) No, no, no, it’s ”Thunderchief” guys.

Johnny: It’s ”Done with sheep”! Everyone knows that—-

Diego: It’s “Underneath”. Get it right—

Funny Valentine: (interrupts) It’s actually “Done dirt cheap”. (eats apple)

Johnny: …Get out here, Funny.

Diego: Yeah, get out of our video! (pushes Funny off)

Gyro: You can’t be in every video, Funny!

Funny: But I need a band! I need a band!—-

@cutlassie

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Abbacchio: "It's been a tough year"

Bruno: "It's the first week of January"

Abbacchio: "Your point?"

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Narancia: "Dude, I totally found your double ganger"

Mista: "My what?"

Narancia: "Like, the person that looks exactly like you."

Mista: "You mean doppelganger?"

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Rohan, standing in front of Louvre's building: "I'm sad to admit that the only true masterpiece here was my reflection in the mirrors"