omg hi l'm embarrassed...back again with another Hazel request
i LOVED ‘back to friends’ so much, i was literally cheesing the entire time LMAOOO
i know you're still taking requests, but i do not want to seem so insistent on it since i know you're working on an ongoing fic. so pls, take your time !! and if you don't wanna take this request, that's completely alright!
i was wondering...what about a fluffy college au???
AHH OKAY TYSM HAVE A GOOD DAY/NIGHT
hi regular anon i love you can we be friends
FIRST OF ALL, dude i'm so sorry for letting this sit in my requests. I have had quite the busy past few months, leaving me NO time for writing AT ALL. I have a college au idea COOKING in my head right now, and it'll be here. soon. I've got it cooking in a google doc as we speak.
anon. i am so incredibly sorry to keep you waiting.
life is a bitch and it's slapping me EVERYWHERE!!!!! honestly i've been waking up, doing school and sleeping these past few weeks. not a great time to be alive in joan-land.
and it's freaking october.
i hope you're having a very girl-in-red, healthy yuri, happy october ml <3
omg hi l'm embarrassed...back again with another Hazel request
i LOVED ‘back to friends’ so much, i was literally cheesing the entire time LMAOOO
i know you're still taking requests, but i do not want to seem so insistent on it since i know you're working on an ongoing fic. so pls, take your time !! and if you don't wanna take this request, that's completely alright!
i was wondering...what about a fluffy college au???
AHH OKAY TYSM HAVE A GOOD DAY/NIGHT
hi regular anon i love you can we be friends
FIRST OF ALL, dude i'm so sorry for letting this sit in my requests. I have had quite the busy past few months, leaving me NO time for writing AT ALL. I have a college au idea COOKING in my head right now, and it'll be here. soon. I've got it cooking in a google doc as we speak.
anon. i am so incredibly sorry to keep you waiting.
life is a bitch and it's slapping me EVERYWHERE!!!!! honestly i've been waking up, doing school and sleeping these past few weeks. not a great time to be alive in joan-land.
and it's freaking october.
i hope you're having a very girl-in-red, healthy yuri, happy october ml <3
Contains: swears, kissing, John Hamish Watson and William Sherlock Scott Holmes being dumb
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“John,” Mrs. Hudson interrupted my panicked ranting, “you do know you can like girls and boys at the same time.”
I stop pacing, “What?”
“You don't have to just like one or the other, John, you can-”
I feel the blood drain from my face. Stupid, how could I have been so stupid. “Oh my god. What have I-” I run to Mrs. Hudson and give her a short squeeze, “Thank you, I need to..”
“Go,” she says with a sparkle in her eye.
***
“Sherlock! Damn you-Sherlock, where are you?” I duck in and out of rooms in our small apartment.
Something crashes, then Sherlock walks out from who-knows-where with two pairs of goggles on his head. One on his eyes, one on his forehead. I would have laughed if I wasn't mid-panic. He gives a nod to me as he casually walks past. I notice the book he's reading is upside down, but I don't really notice until later.
“Sherlock, I don't know how to-” I clear my throat, “I guess what I'm trying to say…damn it,” I look away, clearing my throat again.
“John,” I see Sherlock squint out of the corner of my eye, removing his goggles, “you're acting strange…stranger than usual, that is…”
“Yes I'm acting-oh fuck it.” I cross the room in three strides and grab his collar.
“John, what are you-” I don't let him finish and his book topples to the floor as I smash my lips onto his.
He freezes.
Then I let go and back away. I look anywhere, anywhere but him.
“What the hell did I just- oh God I'm so sorry-I'm going to-” I turn and grab the knob.
TWANG
A knife impales itself not even 6 centimeters from my face.
“No.”
I spin back around, “No?! You almost took my bloody eye-...did you say no?”
“Yes,” Sherlock stops and shakes his head, “No, I mean I said no, but yes I did say no.”
I squint quizzically, “But you did say-”
“I said no. Then I threw the…” Sherlock swallows hard and waves a hand at the knife.
“Yes, I can bloody well see that.”
Sherlock strides over, walking over the paper covered table to do so. He comes quite close, and stops.
“What are you-”
He shushes me and squints his eyes, “You're actually in love with-”
This time I cut him off, “Yes.”
“But-”
“Yes”
“Even after I've-”
“Yup”
“And…”
I nod. “And it only took me…years to figure it out.”
“But you actually…”
“Yes, Sherlock! I am in bloody love with-”
He takes in a sharp breath. We both freeze.
“And you are too…”
“How do you know I'm not faking it?” He snaps quietly.
I look down and suddenly bring a hand up to scrub at my eyes.
A hand closes around my wrist.
“You're going to damage your eyes,” He says matter-of-factly.
I look into his eyes.
“That's how I know.”
“...I faked it with Janine, John, how do you know I'm not just using you?” Sherlock walks over to sit and stare through his microscope at a slide that isn't there.
“Would you like a slide for your microscope, Sherlock?” I say leaning over his shoulder with one of the glass rectangles in hand.
He puts his hand out without saying a word.
I decide that I've already begun to dig this hole and I might as well keep digging and I lean closer, close enough for my breath to hit his neck- “Can I look?”
Sherlock shoots up, stumbling and tripping out of his seat. I smile at him and follow him into the sitting room, “Would you like any more evidence of how I know, Sherlock?”
He glances around, looking everywhere but at me, “That was, I- um hm-” he grunts and finally connects with my eyes, “You kissed me.”
I laugh and it's my turn to look away, “I did…” the smile slowly slides off my face, “that wasn’t- uh…wasn't a mistake, was it?”
Sherlock walks back over to me. Without speaking, he gently places a hand on the side of my jaw, around my neck. Then he lowers his face to mine and places a careful, soft kiss on my lips.
He slides his other hand around the other side of my head. He looks deep into my eyes, “It wasn't a mistake at all, John.”
Mirroring him, I reach up and put my hands on his face, “You and your cheekbones,” I giggle, “I kissed Sherlock Holmes.”
Sherlock goes very straight faced and I give him a questioning look.
A smile breaks onto his face, “You are kissing Sherlock Holmes-”
“You are incorrect, John.”
“What?”
“Ahhh-”
“-big difference.”
I laugh again, “I bet.” I drop my hands to his collar and pull him back down to me.
i'd also just like to say that 2025 has been a HORRIBLE year culturally.... like why do i only remember ai shit from this year.
ai is really beginning to get on my last nerve, like no i don't want to use the new ai feature for bmi calculator??? (this is me making an example out of the millions of companies that do not need an ai feature that i'm seeing an ai feature for. what the actual fuck is rufus ai? doesn't amazon have alexa already?)
i feel like no like life-changing movies have come out yet. (except the jeff buckley movie.)
not a bunch of albums have come out either? although we saw this coming with 2024's influx of music.
i feel like tv shows have been a tad dry? most honorable mentions are like, squid games, stranger things, tsitp, and ginny and georgia?
but like in general this year has been so DRY with culture. like it's been bigotry, ai, and then just random ass canon events ALL YEAR.
guys can i just talk about the grammy nominations rq bc why is it so ASS.
ok like first and foremost my QUEEN laufey got nominated so i'm somewhat happy.
but why in the living fuck does kpop demon hunters have so many nominations????? like guys it's a fire ass movie and i enjoyed it but like..... FROZEN didn't get that many nominations.
i love billie sm but why is wildflower in the running? ts came out last year???
most of the other nominations make sense, like sabrina, KATSEYE (please make them win) and whatnot.
but FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!!!! WHY DIDN'T CONAN GET A NOMINATION????? yall keep robbing him over and over again :(
also guys i'd just like to say that i PREDICTED sombr being in the running for best new artist in fucking march.
he's okay music-wise but i really don't think that he should win.... don't come for me.
um also where tf was benson boone? i was subjected to hearing moonbeam icecream all summer to the point where i ACTUALLY liked it.
um in conclusion 2025 has been a shit year culturally and the grammys are still lowkey rigged!!!
