preventing mpreg

Javi | 26 | ♈️

[parasitoidism]

In terms of bad omens this is on the level of what a solar eclipse would mean to a medieval peasant 600 years ago

[science-bastard]

y’know what? FUCK you. i’m putting your ass in the control group. *injects you with boring saline instead of the fun and exciting glowing green goo i originally had planned*

[rox-and-prose]

*experiences effects anyways*

[turing-tested]

my boss booked me two nights in a brutalist style hotel and it's so fucked up looking

[turing-tested]

sir. what is wrong with you

[shittybannanas]

[angelicguy]

owww. owwwuh. fuck. wait. *pulls out* theres a damn rock in your pussy man.

[pezpenser205]

the tags on this post are absolutely rancid. good work everyone

[coughloop]

Surely my smokers lung can parry this viral load, en garde!

[official-mugi-two]

Rare American W

[beesmygod]

americans, i truly believe we can get 100%

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[catchymemes]

[joebindensiud]

gf doesn't want to pay attention to me right now immediately lms if I should break into her house and steal all her oatmeal

[angelicguy]

hey bro hit this *passes you a caterpillar in a leaf*

[heteroerotic]

*gives it a little kiss and passes it to the next person*

[loveable-sea-lemon]

anyways

[woodmeat]

Me

[woodmeat]

Boy I forgot to add da damn post

[papigetbusy-deactivated20221012]

We not even trying no more here

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

seeing the moon out and about when the sky is still bright and blue is just as magical as seeing her at night like what are you doing out here this early no worries though you know better than me

[cali]

TEN THOUSAND PIRATES will emerge from the arctic ice in the coming years and raid californian coastal towns but dont worry cuz its just one single monster called Ten thousand pirates. but do worry because its made out of ten thousand pirates and thats why its called that

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

dear professor i didn't do your stupid homework because i wanted my grade to go down because it's more fun that way. -thanks,

[shadowhoekage]

#naruto #feminism

[narahairline]

[roboriders]