your favorite record

Hi, I'm Shelby and I'm 21! I love Fall Out Boy and Panic! at the Disco and a bunch of other awesome bands! I also love all cute animals and animal crossing! I've used a lot of exclamation points here cause I'm excited! You should be too!

[slightmood]

my boss: *giving me critical instructions* you got that?

me: ya

me (in my mind): you make a loop de loop and pull, and your shoes are looking cool :) you go over and back, left to righ

[swarnpert]

[sees a dog] [gentle gasp]

[twosillycorgis]

Welcome to Corg school. I will be your teacher, Professor Flufflepuff

[endlessendeavor]

source

[mcdungeon]

You are the dancing queen, blood-curdling scream, 47 bees

[biselfesteem]

cutthroat kitchen

alton: we’re making tacos today

3 chefs: i didn’t grab tortillas!!!!!

chef 4: im italian and my family never ate tortillas so im wrapping it in lasagna noodles and instead of salsa im using tomato sauce with garlic

[swarnpert]

[sees a dog] [gentle gasp]

[sweetielouis]

[los-york-new-angeles]

UNMUTE PLEASE

[em0-king]

Everyone needs this in their life.

[annieclarq-deactivated20160724]

the old man lana is singing about in all her songs is bernie sanders

[shezasag]

I gotta delete my blog for good

[fuks]

when the uber is lit

[joetroeman]

if fall out boy’s new song with missy elliott isn’t a remix of lose control then what even is the point

[d0gbl0g]

An American hero

[puppydogsburogu]

He is my facebook friend

[alaflora]

for the first time in my life i caught a trace of an idea of how to draw a bird

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

me *throwing bread at ducks*: do not forget this act of altruism. if i am ever in trouble i expect you and your brethren to come to my aid. Do not forget

[tastefullyoffensive]

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What did we do to deserve dogs?

[bubblegum-flix-deactivated20181]

THIS IS SUCH A PURE VINE IM CRYING