Roamers Hollow

My happy place on the Internet. just a 21 year old guy collecting & sharing stuff on Tumblr. I'm very lewd so... just a heads up 😅 but I'm open to make friends & stuff. Enjoy your visit, you never know what you'll find on this blog.

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[johntheroamer]

Hehe x3

[genuine-good-boy-of-the-day]

Today’s Genuine Good Girl is: Lily Hoshikawa from Zombieland Saga

[johntheroamer]

Yay~

[aestheticc-meme]

RIP Tumblr

Well then, now that Tumblr has successfully committed suicide, it’s time to plug my twitter account like there’s no tomorrow. I’ll be using that as my main place of posting so PLEASE FOLLOW IT

MY TWITTER

and if you want to follow me in other places here’re are my other links:

MY DISCORD SERVER

MY PIXIV

MY PATREON

MY NEWGROUNDS this one is still fresh

As for my old stuff, there’s a good archive of them on rule 34 and this particular exhentai album has most if not all of my stuff.

Anyway, it’s been a fun ride bois but this ship is fucking sinking so time to bounce!

[pananni]

Wholesome content

Soviet Womble Original Video

[johntheroamer]

That's the cutest shit I've seen in a while

[saltysongfury-deactivated202006]

[johntheroamer]

♥🐑

[dankmemeuniversity]

[thesearchforapollo]

SOME PLEASE TELL ME THE BAME OF THE NAME KN THE LEFT BOTTOM CORNER I CANT FUCKJBG REMEMBER FOR THE KIFE OF ME

[plasticlovefuture]

Rayiam William Johnsoniam

[johntheroamer]

Holy shit I know all these people...

... yikes :s getting flash backs.

[aetosd-blog]

[johntheroamer]

Red Creed 2: Assassins Redemption Odyssey

[ciryes]

[johntheroamer]

This can't be real.... I hope it's not.

If it is...

I can hear the "song" in my head... I hate it & would rather perish

[perfecthorse]

[zorri]

*in a horse accent* help

[azaleatown]

This is the horse equivalent of being lost in the sauce

[looking4myson]

astray in the hay!!!!!!!!

[johntheroamer]

Words can't believe to describe the joy I feel hearing that joke.

[vrandaa]

[stark-raven-mad]

Modern poetry at its finest

[johntheroamer]

Hey I write poetry too ;^;) uh...

I can't think of anything on the spot but I can make something better than this.

*cries*

[aeonlamb]

starting a counterpart tumblr blog to “shittycarmods” called shittypcbuilds and the first post will be this

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

[schemer-the-goat66]

@thejellofello

[johntheroamer]

This is just ridiculous X3

[iraffiruse]

[blamethewolf]

calibraptor:

Oh my god I’m glad I’m not the only person that sees this

[johntheroamer]

This humbles & inspires me

[replicated-archive]

Experiencing brutal cold for a period of time every year keeps you humble

[replicated-archive]

That’s why Californians are like that

[lynati]

Time to plastic over the windows for the season.

[thelostknee-deactivated20210422]

????? Why??????????

[gallusrostromegalus]

You put the plastic on the windows to stop the heat from leaking out of your house from between the panes, through the glass itself, and where the window is attatched to the rest of the house.  This does make a drastic difference in the temeprature of your house and the amount of gas/electricity needed to keep it warm.

Some other Winter Things:

If you think there’s going to be an exceptionally deep freeze, you open up all the cabinets in the house to warm the air in there and keep the pipes from freezing/bursting.

If you’re going to be away for a while in winter, it’s adviseable to turn your water off to avoid the same.

Putting an electric Blanket between your topcover and bedsheet and pre-heating your bed for half an hour so you don’t get a chill going to bed.

Applying literal vasaline to your lips if you’re going to be in the cold for an extended time (more than 10-20 min, depending on latitude), becuase chapstick won’t cut it and your lips will split and bleed and HURT

Doing the same to your nose

Your tears go from liquid to gooey trying to produce a similar protection for your eyes.  You can also feel the water freeze on your eyes if you step directly out into the cold.

Also since I know you’re a socal person- in the far north you can get as little as eight hours of daylight. 7AM to 3 PM.  You need to by the most obnoxiously bright light possible and sit beside it or you will actually literally develop psychosis in some cases.  It’s 4:30 and you need to take the dog out? it’s pitch black out.

Everything is covered in ice, which will alternately cause you to slip and break something, burn, or actually tear off your skin.

Christmas and the pressure to be jolly is much stronger in places with Winter. Get your Holly Jolly On In this Frozen Black Hellscape!!!  It’s why people go real bananas on the holiday lights.  they’re trying to stave off the void.

[rorytelling]

I live in Buffalo and I didn’t know some of these

[sasquatchquarepants]

In Oregon, been experienxing most of this for the past month

[johntheroamer]

Fascinating stuff :o

[retromomentofgypsywhatever-deac]

[anarratorofnogreatskill]

retromomentofgypsywhatever:

I got this at a pro life convention in my sophomore year of high school

I got one at my university my senior year.

My roommates were horrified.

[curseworm]

sticky baby. butter baby. sticky baby. butter baby. sticky baby. butter baby. sticky baby. butter baby. sticky baby. butter baby. sticky baby. butter baby. sticky baby. butter baby. sticky baby. butter baby. sticky baby. butter baby. sticky baby. butter baby.

[johntheroamer]

I pray this never happens to me, holy fuck

[80sanime]

how do I unlock the cat player job class

[weirdandblack]

Me: What instrument do you play?

Fucking Gandalf in a night club: “I play the cat.”

M: …I’m sorry?

G: “Acoustic long hair. Excuse me, my set’s about to start.”

[dovewithscales]

I… uh… What?  Okay I’m kinda annoyed with Tumblr in general posting shit and not providing sources. You can’t just throw this surreal nonsense at me and not tell me who made it.

[fullmoonespeon]

I just did some research, and it’s a movie called “Nekohiki no Oruorane”, or “Oruorane the Cat Player” if you prefer the English title. It came out in 1992 apparently and I’m ashamed of myself for never watching this.

[dovewithscales]

Saving for later. Thank you.

[simonalkenmayer]

I played a cat once. 

They’re percussion instruments, you know.

[johntheroamer]

That was beautiful :,3 too beautiful in fact, I shall at this to my collection of holy posts.

[rumwik]

The marshmallowy and mystical secret of Mt. Moon…

[johntheroamer]

Aw :3

[4gifs]

[grawly]

what the fuck. what the fuck how. how the hell.

“how the hell” is the fact that flight paths are ENTIRELY PRE-PROGRAMMED AND SCHEDULED. This is trivial.

[mcnerds]

“Technology has gotten so precise that it is possible to sync the image on an enormous video screen with the movements of an actual, real life, giant flying machine carrying hundreds of human beings thousands of meters up into the air. This is trivial.”

[solluxisms]

It’s absolutely not trivial, because it means that a flight somehow took off when scheduled.

[ohmysaintedpyjamas]

^^^ HAHAHAHAHAHA

[candiikismet]

That’s brilliant