the hero gotham is sick of

[1995lahaine]

like you guys have no idea. i need to thank her for her service

[foxgirlintestines]

"Down with the monarchy, swag" has forcibly entered my daily thoughts.

[shirtsthatgohard]

[zagreus]

love how Johnny Cash’s cover of Hurt fucked so hard that everyone was just like “ok that’s his song now”

[wagamaggot]

that everyone includes trent reznor

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[memewhore]

[sweaterkittensahoy]

The fucking legendary WAIT to fake bomb them to show them you knew the whole time. 

Legend.

[error-404-fuck-not-found]

i love that there was definitely an intelligence briefing where someone in charge heard that there was a fake airfield in progress and went, "...hey you know what would be funny?" and then everyone else agreed it was indeed SO funny that they would devote man-hours and a sizable log to making a fake bomb to drop on it while being only somewhat busy fighting a war, but never too busy for a funny craft project

[ratfuck]

impeachy the conservative clown

[clown-names]

YOU ARE COPYING MY IDEAS THE CLOWN

[ratfuck]

clown-names the MEAN RUDE ASS clown

[clown-names]

now you’ve fucking done it

[clown-names]

the clown

[lunius-art]

H2O just add water but it's 40 year old office worker Dave

[hanpancakes]

I just want Dave to feel appreciated…. 🥺

[thoodleoo]

sorry i cant come over today. it's the whole eagle pecking out my liver thing. tomorrows not good either. yeah it's the eagle again, im kind of booked up for a while actually

[autodiscipline]

[colubrina]

[nevereverbird]

[dykemuth]

my favorite characters

gay

in love with best friend to a wildly codependent degree

on god we gonna GET you a therapist bro 

[myguiltyotpleasures]

[cyberxbattalion]

[beardedmrbean]

[sexpigeon]

Welcome to the age of enthusiasm.

[theinfiknight]

Unironically love this

[feitanssockdrawer]

the moon is the one rock i cannot collect, so instead i am looking respectfully

[anarchetypalarchive]

so i’m currently working at a law firm and the other day one of the attorneys was talking to me and he mentioned that he’s “not very confrontational” and i was like you are?? a lawyer???

and he said “yeah but in court there are rules. i can argue with some shmuck in a suit in front of a judge no problem, but when i leave the courthouse and go home i’m not gonna argue with my wife about dinner. there are no rules in our kitchen. i would die.”

[martymartinloki]

there are no rules in our kitchen.  i would die.