Clipping through the wall

He/Him, 24; I have joycon drift irl

[senatortedcruz]

This is so beautiful

[punkrock-bottom]

It’s important to occasionally be a horny pervert on main so your mutuals know it’s okay to be a horny pervert with you

[lindleland]

you don't hear much about the italian shadow government's stance on bisexual boys these days

[dogpuppy]

[girlsuggestion]

protect bisexual boys

[targaryenwig]

why is this on a blog literally called girlsuggestion

[froglawnmower]

we are suggesting this to girls

[targaryenwig]

who is we? who are you

[froglawnmower]

italian shadow government

[gumoidpremium]

memento mori my sons

[cloevr]

when that honey mustard hits

[raccoonmilf]

Why does my dad text like this??? Who taught him this??

[carolsturka]

you have to be in a certain specific mood to listen to classic rock because sometimes a guy is playing his guitar and you're just like shut the fuck up man

[memewhore]

[tha--snazzle]

BANDIT PLATE

[hypokeimena]

image description: screenshot of a menu. it’s centered on the beginning of the children’s menu, titled “Just for Kids”, and the first item on that menu, which reads “"Bandit” Plate: you are getting a plate with cutlery and you can steal some food from your parents 0,00€" /end description

[nyancrimew]

im so hungry i could eat a meal

[grudgez]

[woodrider]

Menthol cigarettes were invented by a man called Spud who was born in Mingo Junction

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

[sailatina3]

[powerburial]

32yo man on vr chat being groomed by a 55yo man

[powerburial]

[brucebocchi]

[marvelousmop]

In my experience, they tend to actually go with the way dumber option of "Okay so this means that, every time we pit the hare against the tortoise, the tortoise would win, and therefore a tortoise can also beat all the other animals a hare could ordinarily beat in a race"

[rosekin]

"I should have made sure I got a full 16 hours the night before... this is Base Banana Slug I'm up against!"

[helenvaughans]

[zitasaurusrex]

[elexecution]

there is so much to learn about everything

[arsonistblue]

hello there i'm a woman in a post apocalyptic society and i wake up every day with perfect eyeliner and zero body hair

[arsonistblue]

hi i'm a woman in an apocalypse who raids abandoned shops for supplies but i never need pads or tampons because i never have my period

[arsonistblue]

hi i'm a woman in a post apocalyptic society and this hunting jacket was my father's. he was a woman's size 4