I HATE FLYING

joly!! mediocre artist who says 'dude' a lot. doesn't actually hate flying. they/them pls reblogs/fandom/total misc sideblog @shouldermounteddogcannon ! now with one hundred percent more art tag! testimonials my dogs are very important look at them there were doofy emoticons here but rip i guess :(

[almoststedytimetravel]

Everyone say Ogre stupid and it true! Ogre has been playing Hollow Knight, but Ogre can only understand surface level themes like Perseverance and Breaking the Cycle and can't comprehend deep ideas like "Don't dash directly in an enemy's hit box" that make Team Cherry's metroidvania an indie gaming classic! Ogre so dumb! It make Ogre sad! At this rate Ogre will never understand Silksong!

[jolyfis]

this weirdly specific piece of table moving equipment has become a recurring character at work and now its my best friend

[jolyfis]

propaganda for one of my fav pokemon bc hes a delightful little detective man and doesn't deserve the constant slander. the real pokemon trump is greninja bc I dont like it #gumshoosforpokopia

[chechula]

I am using Discworld to figure out how to use Procreate. Also...it was nice challenge to draw just dialogue scene in slapstick way. Ughhh...I would love to spend year or two drawing Feet of Clay graphic novel, I love that book so much x_x ...and I have no job just now...I should ask around...about how licences works or something.... .

[gokusclit]

The next time ur abt to rb heated rivalry posts think abt ur poor lesbian mutuals shivering all alone in the rain inside a cardboard box who could not give less of a fuck abt those men

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

during the work day my rage metre builds up, allowing me to unleash a powerful & ill advised special attack around 4pm

[sacred-portal]

[crabussy]

[micromontage]

*at the job interview* i have powers

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i want all my friends and followers and mutuals and acquaintances to know from the bottom of my heart: i don’t respond to your messages because i’m an insane person, i am insane medieval hermit software running inappropriately on modern queer hardware and social media scares me. it is not your fault

[cheaphalloweencostume]

when i get a notifications on my phone i try to kill my phone with a rock

[mattibee]

*sniffing you with my antennae* hm. i do not think you are a leafs

[feralratbitesu]

Why do you use It/Its pronouns...

i got tagged in elementary school and never recovered

[midasgutz]

making heavy use of a technique i like to call "bothering my cat" which consists largely of bothering my cat

[crawfishcomic]

Genie

[hellmurderisland]

[Fictional character who is worse than me in every way] save me

[hellmurderisland]

#me with gob #me with shmilk

[mint-swirl]

slogans for the upcoming orc election

[omtai]

[aletheyass]

tes THDPSSSSPS 💜

[apas-95]

wgat did u say

[sugary-sheep]

(lights a cigarette) nobody even wants to play toys anymore. (puts the cigarette out on a play-dough ashtray) because of work.