Hannimessiah @jolythejollywalrus - Tumblr Blog

a concept: yurio learning how to use chopsticks and getting annoyed at victor recording the whole thing like a proud dad lmao (based on this official art)

ireallyshouldbedrawing

parkistan

Throwback to this iconic tweet

bando--grand-scamyon

🤔🤔🤔🤔

kateordie

It pretty much boils down to “I never had to think about it until it affected me personally”

pissvortex

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56blogsstillcrazy

itslaroneppl

Girl, what????

reverseracism

Lmao

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nl

jetstream-tormod

Do any of you know how cheap soda syrup and hot dogs are?

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hyrude

why are non-offensive moves even an option in pokemon?? im here to kick ass. have fun wasting a turn with your swords dance mirror shield whatever the fuck while i beat the shit out of you. hope you can still enjoy that raised sp attack stat in poke-hell

doodlesonice

Victor “A True Artist Gets Dumped After A Party And Milks That Pain For All It’s Worth” Nikiforov

jollymarco

brydeswhale

Her name is Noela Rukundo. Her husband hired hit men to kill her, but instead they kidnapped her, proved to her he had hired them, then dropped her off on the roadside with that proof.

Then she showed up at the funeral, got him arrested, and jailed.

kimreesesdaughter

On some real shit, I do not fuck with people who ride those boat things at the carnival. People who get on those do not give a fuck about life, they don’t care about you, ya mama or your kids. They literally have nothing to lose. You don’t care about life so there’s no need for me to fight you because you’re not going to give a damn about my face.

kimreesesdaughter

THIS JOINT!!!!

BITCHHHHHHH. I got on this shit when I was 12. Wasn’t no bar, no protection, nothing in that shit. I didn’t realize until it was too late. You couldn’t pay me to ever get on this shit ever again in my life. We were in Landover, this shit almost smooth flipped my ass to Baltimore. No. Never again.

nappyhurrdontcare-deactivated20

12? I got on this bitch when I was 21 and had my head in my ex’s shoulder the ENTIRE time. Screaming like a bih too. Nope. Never again. I was praying to the gravity gods the entire time.

neonghostz-deactivated20220823

?????? All it does is swing back and forth???? I don’t understand the concern??????

kimreesesdaughter

vandigo-deactivated20180131

centrifugal force keeps you in your seat.

retired3625ww-deactivated202305

Centrifugal force isn’t keeping me from crying tho

alex-the-worst

So the bae and I went to a carnival right and they had one of these and she got me to get on not knowing what to expect.

I screamed like a child AND THE ACTUAL CHILDREN LAUGHED AT ME

pleatedjeans

Three cheers for these guys [x]

blackphoenixincorporated

This is how to be a good ally.

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

Using their Bro-ness for good, not evil

ladyflowdi

So a tiny story: on Black Friday a few weeks ago I went to Gamestop to buy my brother a game for Christmas, and I noticed this older man was watching me like a hawk. He was loitering around the front of the store without really buying anything, and every time I glanced at him out of the corner of my eye he was looking at me. I went to look at the PS4 games, and he was looking at something right behind me. I checked out the Nintendo games, and he was looking at them too. I was the only woman in the store, by the way.

By the time I got in line to pay he was loitering at the front of the store again, and I just had that feeling that he was going to try and take the game I just bought, or steal my purse, as soon as I left the store. OR, he was going to try and follow me home. And I know I don’t have to explain that terror to any woman reading this, but all I could think was that I’m in this Gamestop alone with at least twenty other men and something is about to happen. I’m beginning to freak out, to the point where I’ve just pulled my pepper spray out of my purse and into the pocket of my coat.

So there I am, next in line to pay, and there is this GIGANTIC dudebro right behind me, and I say gigantic as a 6 foot tall woman. He says, “Ma’am? Don’t be offended, but would it be alright if I walked you to your car?” and I was like “Are you serious?” and he was like “There are some weird guys in here right now. Have you noticed that guy watching you?” and then I showed the dudebro the pepper spray in my pocket and he was like “Right on. Would you still let me walk you to your car?” and I said yes.

So I paid, and waited while HE paid, and he walked me to my car. And just as I was getting in, the weird guy who’d been loitering came out of the store, saw me and my dudebro, and turned around and walked away in the opposite direction.

In short: men who recognize that women are unsafe in dark alleys, college campuses, grocery stores, gas stations and retail stores and do something about it are the kind of quality men that this world needs more of.