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Guys, I just realized... In TLOVM cannon, Vex's is the first death, and will be the first resurrection ritual...

Because there wasn't an Underdark arc where Grog briefly died, and neither was it implied that Pike died earlier at the hands of that demon that threatened Uriel.

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Tieflings I’ve drawn over the years

wingbuffet

can’t stop drawing tieflings I guess

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I haven’t updated this since 2020 so here’s some more tieflings since then, which also conveniently show how my painting is getting better :0

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Santa is on strike due to global warming. All presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas Tiger. Milk and cookies may not be sufficient.

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“MUST BRING PRESENTS TO GOOD CHILDREN”

“Yes good”

“AND EAT THE BAD ONES”

“Wait no”

“EAT THEM”

“sasha no”

tolkientrash

@burstofhope the Christmas tiger is watching

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

She is making a list

It is not easy with her paws but she is making it

iguanamouth

shes almost here

miscriont

Okay fine this is the ONE Christmas thing I will reblog before Thanksgiving BUT THAT’S IT

craptaztic

SASHA’S BACK ON MY DASH!

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Y’all better behave, you have two months

aseriouscomedian

You better watch out

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Sasha the Christmas tiger my absolute beloved

plvtarch

This is THE most important vote

Things aren’t over quite yet: Both Georgia Senate races are headed to a January 2021 runoff that could decide Senate control.

This is where we are: Democrats (including the 2 independent senators Sanders and King) currently hold 48 seats. Republicans currently hold 50 seats.

If Democrats gain the 2 seats from the runoffs (Ossoff and Warnock) we will be able to TIE the Senate 50-50. In which case, Kamala Harris, the VP, will tie-break votes in favor of the Democrats, therefore giving us a “majority” in the Senate.

I cannot stress enough how important this is for Democrats. We need to get both Ossoff and Warnock in, otherwise Biden will have a very difficult time getting anything done in office over the next 4 years.

FOR GEORGIA VOTERS:

MARK YOUR CALENDARS. The federal runoff election date (aka for the Senate seats) is JANUARY 5, 2021! (State and local runoffs are held December 1, 2020!)

Request an absentee ballot by NOVEMBER 18, 2020. THIS IS SO IMPORTANT FOR EVERYONE, EVEN IF YOU VOTED IN THE GENERAL ELECTION. For those who voted absentee in the General Election, you will NOT be automatically sent another absentee ballot for the runoff if you don’t make a separate request for one! Your prior absentee ballot request for the General Election does not apply to the runoff!

Early voting for the runoff will begin on DECEMBER 14, 2020. (Please get your ballots in before the Jan. 5 deadline, and try to drop off your ballots instead of mailing them in when it gets very close. For info on in-person voting on election day, check here.)

Check your voting status, track your ballot, find polling locations, verify your mail-in application status, and more HERE.

Are you 17 years old but will be 18 by JANUARY 5, 2021? You are eligible to vote in the runoffs!

If you’re a college student coming from another state who is currently living on-campus or off-campus in Georgia, you can register to vote in the Georgia runoffs. (Go here, here and here for more info about this.)

Go here to find the contact info of your county’s board of registrar’s office. Contact them to discuss the voting options available to you!

Check the official Georgia website for more runoff election information.

FOR NON-GEORGIA VOTERS WHO WANT TO HELP:

DONATING

For those who can’t vote in Georgia, but still want to help with the Senate runoffs somehow, please consider donating to the following and/or encouraging your friends and family to do so:

Stacey Abrams/Fair Fight - https://fairfight.com or https://secure.actblue.com/donate/fair-fight-1

Jon Ossoff - https://electjon.com or https://secure.actblue.com/donate/jon-ossoff-1

Raphael Warnock - https://warnockforgeorgia.com or https://secure.actblue.com/donate/warnock-for-georgia-1

Donate to the Flip the Senate Fund if you don’t have time to volunteer but have a few dollars to spare!

If you’re not able to donate, even just sharing this with others makes a big difference!

VOLUNTEERING

If you can donate your time instead of money, please consider volunteering.

Begin at this volunteer from home spreadsheet! This is continuously updated with the latest volunteering opportunities!

If you are in or near Georgia, help voters cure their ballots!

You can also start making calls for Raphael Warnock and Jon Ossoff wherever you are!

Phone bank or text bank with Fair Fight!

And you can write postcards from anywhere at any time!

Letter writing starts soon too! Look here or here to learn more!

Want to donate but you’re not in the US? Try an organization like Spread the Vote!

Email Fair Fight/Stacey Abrams at [email protected] and indicate your interest to volunteer for the Georgia Senate runoffs!

/r/VoteDEM is also a great resource! It is a subreddit dedicated to promoting and helping elect downballot Democratic candidates all across the US.

More good sources of volunteering opportunities, including opportunities to volunteer directly with/for Ossoff’s and Warnock’s teams can be found at the Read More at the bottom of this post.

If anyone has more helpful info, please reblog and add it or contact me. Info in this post may be updated, so please check the original post if you find broken links or outdated info.

Finally, if you can’t vote, donate, or volunteer, please reblog and share this via Facebook, Instagram, etc. Everything helps. Thank you!

We can do this. We can flip the Senate and take back the next 4 years.

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real friendship is sending them a link to something terrible so you can both be traumatized at the same time

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here’s the link to donate to george floyd’s official memorial fund if you are able to contribute. if you can’t donate, please share. being black shouldn’t be a death sentence.

amazingaaron

AND HERE’S THE LINK TO SIGN THE PETITION SO THAT THE FOUR OFFICERS WHO MURDERED GEORGE FLOYD BE CHARGED WITH MURDER.

I just finished yesterday's Critical Role episode and I'm screaming. Trent knows who Caleb is. Liam said "I killed one of his". Too much. It's too much guys.

#critical role #critical role spoilers #critical role season 2 #critical role s2 #spoilers #Campaign 2 episode 87 #i'm literally screaming

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I recently saw a meme on Facebook that said something along the lines of “how to make a millennial panic: lock them in a room with only a phone book and a rotary phone and write the instructions in cursive!” It had this smug “aha, gotcha” vibe oozing out of it, and it…just sort of made me laugh. Like, really? Really? But it also made me think…

Beyond the fact that I know how to use both a phone book and a rotary phone and can read cursive (as long as it’s not too horrifically messy), I think it was the attitude of “Oh no, we’ve got you because you couldn’t possibly figure out how to use something that’s new to you” that really made me snort. But I think that’s the key to this and similar memes that I’ve seen.

They don’t think we could figure out how to use something new to us, because they can’t do it.

Like, if you presented a millennial with a rotary phone or a phone book and they had never, ever used one or seen one used before, I can guarantee pretty much any millennial could figure out how to use it. Because that’s what we do: we adapt. We’ve been through so many variations of technology and seen so many new forms of technology emerge that we’ve had to learn to adapt swiftly and fluidly. It’s second nature to us.

Put a boomer in a room with a smartphone, laptop, and tablet however, and well…different story.

I’m not sure if they literally don’t understand that presenting a millennial with something they haven’t encountered before would not be an obstacle and certainly not a panic-inducing one, or if they just say things like that to make themselves feel better that they couldn’t do the equivalent, or if it’s a combination of the above.

oopsabird

I just realized that the original meme is also, quite accidentally, basically describing the principle behind….. escape rooms.

You know, the recent popular trend in participatory entertainment in which thousands of millennials literally go out and pay money to voluntarily be locked in a room where they have to solve puzzles under a time pressure, often using antiquated or analog technology, secret codes, and mechanisms they don’t yet understand, all without using their phones/the internet. For fun.

For many of us, that’s not panic-inducing, that’s just our idea of an enjoyable Saturday night out with some friends!

Now I’m just laughing even harder.

jones-jessicajones

I feel like people really don't understand generations as millennials are in their 30s or late 20s... We grew up with most technology changes so we probably had rotary phones or at least saw one in a family member's home. And phone books? If you open one, I think just about anyone can gather the gist of it.

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jones-jessicajones

Hunter of the Damned. I'm about it.

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EMERGENCY COMMISSIONS- please share

During rough time in my personal life I need more work, opening few slots for:

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Send me email to: [email protected] with references and your paypal address where I can send invoice:)

Or if you want tip me at ko-fi HERE Thank you upfront:3

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Still have some slots!

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everyone who reads this post will get some big spicy joy within 24 large minutes (hours)

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Ok y'all but like I’m not even kidding about this I read this post yesterday and today I got an email from the peeps at hamilton and I won the lotto gor $10 tickets and I would like to give all my thanks to the internet’s favorite fish, Goldie Gurston, for making this possible because I totally believe they did this with their amazing gay powers

thuriweaver

So I know this is likely a coincidence…but I reblogged this and just now discovered I’ve been given a $150 amazon gift card as a bonus at work. So thank you, fish!

ren-allen

If it worked for them I hope it works for everyone else

em3rgence-st

Some big spicy joy pls

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SOME BIG SPICY JOY PLEASE

#Really could use something good right now #What is joy even

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samanthadoodles

All my girls

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❤️

#dc girls #Wonder woman #Catwoman #Harley quinn #Poison ivy

mysleak

Please help me pay my cat’s surgery

My 8 years-old cat Mikoto just had a kidney surgery that saved her life.

One of her kidney had two stones which were preventing her from draining urine correctly. The doctor said her kidneys were full of pus.

Post-surgery, she’s doing ok but we don’t know how ok she will be. But I have high hopes.

Now I have to pay her medical bills. It’s very expensive: almost 4000$.

So far, I spent 1000$ and I don’t have any more left to pay the bills.

I could save up some but it will take a lot of time which I don’t have.

I have to pay the clinic in the upcoming days and they don’t facilite payment. (They do but there’s a 4% interest).

It’s really URGENT.

That’s why I created a gofundme page (link).

I know I’m asking a lot and I don’t really like doing it but it’s my last solution.

She’s truly the best cat anyone could wish for.

She’s a lovely cat who likes to play and hang out near you. She’s really cute and my family and I love her so very much.

When I first heard she was dying I was devastated I didn’t know what to do.

But she’s a true fighter. While her kidneys were slowly failing she was in tremendous pain but she kept going. She’s very brave.

That’s why I can’t give up on her and why I need your help.

Help me let her have a few more years please.

Here’s the link:

https://www.gofundme.com/unbreakable-mikoto-

Please share a lot and if you could donate even 1$ it would help a lot.

I would be eternally grateful.

Thank you so much.

mysleak

Update :

Both her kidneys have stones now.

The doctor said that her kidneys tend to produce stones which will eventually get stuck in her ureters.

So she needs to have a new surgery soon. They will put plastic tubes that will act as her ureters and help her evacuate urine and stones.

It’s a risky and expensive surgery but it’s my last hope to save my Mikoto.

The amount needed for this surgery will be the double of what it’s currently needed.

So every penny and reblog count.

I really need your help to save her. I know it may be ridiculous to pay this much for a cat but she’s truly like a member of my family.

She’s been there for me when I was going through hard times. She’s been one of the reason I could make it when times were difficult and one of the reason I’m still here today.

She’s a cat who wants to live and even though she’s not the toughest cat she doesn’t give up.

I can’t let her go without trying everything to save her.

Please help me do that. Let’s save her.

beautyswhereyoufindit

Critical Role - Mighty Nein Intro

#critical role

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10,000 Follower Giveaway!

Wow! I can’t believe I’ve got 10,000 followers! ( @kiss-my-asymptote was number 10,000!) To celebrate, we’ll be giving away 5 prizes! (Unfortunately, law says this will only work for US followers.) Here’s what we’re giving away!