FAQ
q: who are u?
a: hello welcome to my PWHL blog! i am peregrin! they/xe/he pronouns. my main is @chaoticpanenergy and i have a variety of other sideblogs as well. i'm in my mid 20s and located in the usa, where i live in a cute lil apartment in a big city and am saving up to hopefully have kids soon! i am white, aromantic, and autistic. i am totally down to be pals but, fair warning, often bad at responding to messages. i have historically not been into sports at all but recently have gotten into hockey (by which i do mostly mean just the pwhl. i don't care about the men) (except for sidney crosby who is my extremely parasocial mortal enemy).
q: which teams do u like?
a: san jose!!!!!!!!!! and i also like the frost bc before san jose was added, my baby brother and sister (who are actually both teenagers lol) and i had picked out that team to root for based on liking the color scheme. i also have lots of favorite individual players across pretty much every team in the league. chief among these obviously being sophie jaques <3
q: how did you get into hockey?
a: i actually cannot even slightly disclose the answer to this question without doxxing myself. i will simply say that certain events in my life created a lasting emotional need for me to see hockey players regularly, despite not knowing anything about hockey before this happened. so here i am.
q: wym sidney crosby is your mortal enemy?
a: funnily enough, i Also cannot disclose This information without doxxing myself. i will say it is not for exactly the Same reason as why i got into hockey, but these two things are very connected nevertheless. suffice to say my reasons for disliking him are entirely petty and parasocial and unserious, and i know nothing much about the man in reality. i'm sure hes very nice or whatever. also it's funny to say he's my enemy and i do everything For The Bit.
q: wym sophie jaques is the love of ur life?
a: have u seen her???? this is extremely self explanatory smh
q: why do u like the frost?
a: when i first got into the pwhl at the beginning of the 24–25 season, i had no nearby teams, so i picked my two favorite color schemes amongst the o6 teams (frost and sirens) and let my baby sister (who is not, as previously established, an actual baby) pick between those two to decide which team we would root for. purple is her favorite color, so here we are.
disclaimer: transphobia is bad, consequently i'm not a fan of That One Player and don't intend to waste my energy on giving her any attention past the end of this sentence. now everyone go love and uplift the trans women and transfem ppl in ur life. and give them money. much better use of ur time.
q: do u have a favorite player?
a: yep, i have two, nicole hensley, chosen exclusively bc her jersey number is my favorite number, and sophie jaques, chosen bc as my blog title may clue you in she is in fact perfect in every way. hope this helps.
other players i like very much include but are not limited to: křížová, pannek, barnes, phillips, petrie, hymlárová, cava, roque, flaherty, channell-watkins, vanišová, poulin, boyd, dubois, nurse, cj, knight, carpenter, thompson, fillier, campbell, maschmeyer, edwards, tejralová, pejšová, mrázová, gosling (younger), zumwinkle (elder), and heise. also i think heise should dump her stupid awful loser fiance bc he's pretty clearly a horrible person and i'm extremely worried he's either already abusive to her or will quickly become so after they get married. did you all SEE that tweet he made abt her liking to eat eggs. i am so for real that shit was scary and a very clear indicator that he is not safe for her or probably any woman.
q: do u have opinions on the nhl?
a: as we established, crosby is my mortal enemy. aside from that, i have a whole actual powerpoint presentation locked and loaded consisting of humorous roasts for every single team's (excluding the racism team, which doesn't deserve my time or attention) logo designs. also as you may have noticed from the last sentence, i severely don't care for the racism team. (psst, while ur here, consider donating to the american indian center of chicago.) i have been to one (1) game for the team nearest me and own a jacket and tote bag in their colors. i also adore gritty. that is roughly the totality of my nhl opinions; otherwise i really don't care about them. sorry lol.
[more faqs to be added as i think of other funny and/or relevant things to put here]

















