Lokisson and Lokisdøttir

A blog for everything Norse and Ancient

[taelusive555]

imagine if you woke up and your name was your url and you looked exactly like your icon

[jormundandrlokisson]

Im so ready to be a snake big enough to circle the world with a Wolff bro, a horse bro, and a death sis!

[historyarchaeologyartefacts]

Reconstructed wig of princess Sithathoriunet. It consists of 1,251 individual gold rings of two different sizes. Egypt, 12th dynasty. 1887 to 1813 B.C. [500x400]

[ristay]

Sorry if it’s a little cramped- had to make this all fit in ten photos (I normally post to Imgur and have loads of room) . Hope you guys like it….. and again…. sorry Andrew

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WOW I CANT BELIEVE HOW MANY PEOPLE LOVE THIS- thank you so much it really means a lot to me. I don’t have a lot of faith in my own comics because I’m always nervous about my dyslexia and the fact I draw these with pencil before uploading to paint- so this support really means a lot to me.

[khaleese]

SCREAMING

[little-miss-rasputin-pageant]

Robb Stark: *Gets stabbed in the gut*

Robb Stark: *dies*

Jon Snow: *Gets stabbed in the gut*

Jon Snow: *dies*

Roose Bolton: *Gets stabbed in the gut*

Roose Bolton: *dies*

Arya Stark: *Gets stabbed in the gut*

Arya Stark: *Barrel rolls off a bridge and duels a trained assassin in pitch darkness*

[drxnkonsxnlight-deactivated2021]

I’ve decided to view Jaime mirroring Robb’s armour as him showing his respect for Robb. If Robb hadn’t have outsmarted him at whispering wood, Jaime never would have lost his hand, never met Bri, never become the good man he is now. So Jamie is wearing that armour as a direct thank you to a Robb Stark, King in the North.

[duchessofclubs]

Just saying, with how particular Feanor is with his name, I find it highly amusing to think he would hate us all ‘cause we’re mostly too lazy to put the accent on. 

[faustandfurious]

*Curufinwë Fëanáro, thank you very much

or, you know, Feener

[duchessofclubs]

Ah yes, ‘Feener’. This is the preferred pronunciation of both Elu Thingol and House Fingolfin in regards to Curufinwë Fëanáro.

@actuallyfeanor

[faustandfurious]

Plot twist: Due to Thingol’s influence, everyone from Doriath pronounced it that way, and the survivors from Belerian brought it with them when they settled amongst the Silvan Elves.

Conclusion: Legolas says “Feener”

Second conclusion: Galadriel says “Feener”

Third conclusion: Elrond finds this very annoying. Aragorn thinks it’s hilarious, and will say Feener just to mess with him

[duchessofclubs]

Addition: Elladan and Elrohir are entirely responsible for teaching him to pronounce it ‘Feener’ when Aragorn was a child. 

Thranduil and Galadriel might not like each other much, but ‘Feener’ is one thing they can agree on. Drives Elrond insane at diplomatic functions ‘cause he can’t correct them without seeming rude. 

Celebrian also pronounces it ‘Feener’ and acts oblivious when Elrond subtly tries to get her to stop. 

Galadriel claims it is the Doriathian Sindarian Dialect pronunciation even though everyone knows otherwise.  

[faustandfurious]

(this post keeps getting better)

Friendly reminder that elves can communicate through telepathy. Therefore diplomatic functions and White Council meetings would be a nightmare, because Elrond would be halfway through a sentence and then Galadriel someone would telepathically go “psst, Feener”, and he’d have to pretend he didn’t hear

Elrond suspects it’s revenge for his insistence on using the Fëanorian “th” in his Quenya

[taronzegerton-archive-deactivat]

some of you haven’t spent countless hours thinking up a whole universe in your head to escape to and it shows

[shawol-325]

Petition for Taemin to be Howl Pendragon in a live action Howl’s Moving Castle.

[obi-wankenblowme]

[10knotes]

These two guys are roommates and I fucking love hearing about the shit they do to each other

[mirkwood]

Them: come over

Me: I can’t im busy

Them: we gonna watch lotr extended edition.

Me:

[luckydreaming]

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

[onceuponakhaleesi]

voidethered:

ask-omnipony:

I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

I mean it’s a goddamn hat.

Right..?

The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…

Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…

[jamesbleach]

wait, does that mean?

oh boy…….

[usedtobehmc]

Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.

Observe…

[rootbeergoddess-deactivated2017]

IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!

[coffeeandcursewords]

This post is immaculate

[mobians-and-chaos-blog]

It can’t be true.

And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.

I must test it.

Nothing happening so far…

[strampunch]

HOLY SHIT IT WORKS

[pokemon-chick-1personalblog-blog]

What in the world?

Oh why not? This should be interesting.

Here we go!

Were all mad here in Underland!

What the hell! Never Again!

… Actually …

One more time.

[combthecombel]

Alright, I gotta try this!

Can’t be that bad!

….

…oh my god…

[verityglasses]

ask-gmodsfmrocks:

LOL

This just gets better and better

[fairytail-angel]

This is one of my favourite things to look at

[strampunch]

holy shit this stuff is back

[livia-jones]

The Gravity Falls one though

[nightowlhowell]

i wonder if it works for flower crowns?

here goes nothin-

w HAT THE

DID I JUST-

WHAT THE FUCK

[artfulhobbes]

Okay Clearly something is up.

Hmm… I wonder

I’m sure nothing could possibly…

HOLY SHIT

[clolymoly-deactivated20190507]

IT GOT BETTER

[nukewolf]

I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING SO LONG FOR THIS POST OH MY GOD!!!

[cm8x-insanity]

I wonder what happens when you wear 8 of these at once…

[roses-in-fire]

Never not reblog

[ryrobsessed]

IT’S ON MY DASH. ACTUALLY ON MY DASH.

[cate-geo]

Oh my God, there are so many new ones

[dvonmc]

Friggin, yis

[wildishmazz]

Always reblog.

[the-last-teabender]

IT HAS EVOLVED

[evilblackcat13]

The legend marches on…

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

BEWARE THE MAGIC OF HATS

[bittythemagpiedragon-blog]

JDNXHSBSBF

[hotshotriot]

I T ‘ S  B A C K 

[99-cent-arizona-tea]

a classic meme from when the world was less of a tire fire

[teeble-spoon]

ITS ON MY BLOG YESSSS

[fandombandomrandom42]

THIS IS WONDERFUL.

[i-srsly-need-to-stop-deactivate]

time to bring back outdated memes…

what could possibly go wrong?

eww, it smells like fuckboi

welp, down this rabbit hole we go…

nothing’s happeni-

WTF-

[ofcosmicflux-deactivated2019013]

Oh boy, this meme

I wonder if this would work with a wolf hat.

May as well try it.

Please don’t be awful, please don’t be awful, please don’t b-

get wet 4 furry

[saucy-majora-deactivated2021062]

This is obviously fake

Look, I’ll prove it

Y’all are just acting

Watch and learn

WTFFFFFF

[knowledgemimic]

Should…… should I…….

[breathingcolorsblog]

DO IT!

[knowledgemimic]

Whelp guess I gotta put on the hat now

Can’t be that bad, I mean what’s the worst a squid hat can do to m-

I̖̝̪̤̠̋͞ ̛̹̱̮̳̭̓̂͑ͫ͐̎ͯ͗͝͡H͇̠͊́̚A̛̓̓҉͙̠V͍̌̏͂ͣͨͭͧ̉́E̸͙̭̣͓̓ͨͥ̿ ̽͗͗ͮ͊ͬͩͥ̚҉̪̗̝̘̟́̕A̴̴̙̝̬̪̞͂ͤͩ̍W͚̣͆ͬỎ̫̝̟͖̝͇ͥ͛ͮ͋K̨̖͓͉̺̫͉̀͗ͪ̊͌̉E͚̲̩̪̘̠͋̈͞N͉͓͕̗̱͒̔ͨͤ͛̓̂ͧ

[kknamed-deactivated20180506]

Holy shit this is getting so freaking better than I thought XD

[racheldrawsthis]

CASH MONEY

[sunshine-in-a-petal-deactivated]

THE FLOWER CROWN

[softmushie]

I FINALLY FOUND IT I CANT BREATHE

[loveislattes]

AAAHHHH!!!! FINALLY!

[swaggness]

Ooh a meme

Welp…..might as well join the fun….

Oh god…….

NOPE!!!!

[tygermama]

i LOVE ALL YOU GUYS SO MUCH

[skybloodfox]

ITS BACK

[smooththegoofyshark]

AAAAH IT’S LONGER THAN BEFORE

[xxdevilbydaylightxx]

Welp… . It’s time, kiddos. Let’s see what this beanie can d-

-nOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPENOPENOPENOPE

NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE-

[smooththegoofyshark]

Ahahaha yes!

[smooththegoofyshark]

No way this hat can do anything!

Here goes!

WHAT THE FUCK?!??!

[desirerivalzx]

ENJOY scrolling for 2 years if you wanna see any other content on my blog after i reblog this for the 2nd time

[bm-pancake]

@heterochromia-cat

[straightuplance-deactivated2019]

ITS BACKKK

[hydro-homies]

Don’t you hate it when your sink doesn’t work?

[plasmalogical]

this isnt necessarily good news but i hope we can all agree that if you are attacked by a puma and you kill it with your bare hands it should be socially acceptable to wear the pelt wherever you damn well please

[plasmalogical]

spoken like a future puma victim

[tootickie]

did i ever tell u guys that in fifth grade my class wrote a play bc we were studying ancient greece? it was called persephone and the (not so hot) heroes. i played demeter. basically, persephone got kidnapped by kronos and i strong armed hades into giving me 3 heroes from the underworld to get her back but they were actually terrible and i forget how she was actually saved but bottom line is that you wish you were my fifth grade class

[tootickie]

this wasn’t little either, we used the town hall and we wore togas and shit

[tootickie]

me as demeter

some lines (this was a joint effort of a bunch of greek-savvy 10/11 year olds):

athena: ‘im the goddess of wisdom but you don’t notice me telling everyone. i’m too smart for that’

-

aphrodite: is zeus chasing some mortal woman again?

athena: no this time he and hera have gone for marriage counselling

-

athena: we can ask hades to let them out of the underworld to help

aphrodite: he’ll never agree, he’s such a deadly bore (we made a fucking pun im so angry)

-

demeter: hades wont pick up. he’s too busy torturing the dead in tartarus

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hades: i can’t undo the laws of death. just think of the paperwork.

-

aphrodite: the humidity is messing up my hair. it’s getting all frizzy

athena: is that all you care about?

aphrodite: no, it’s also messing up my dress

-

demeter: it’s so dark, and there aren’t any trees or flowers

hades: what do we need trees for, everybody’s dead

- 

paris: yeah, and i can shoot straight! isn’t that right, achilles?

-

(hades enters)

paris: who are you? do we know you?

-

achilles: im mighty achilles

odysseus: im wily odysseus

paris: and im hungry paris

-

kronos: i really am awesome, aren’t i

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aeton: one wrong move and you’re history

odysseus: fool! we already are history!

-

demeter: where are those mortals? i left them right there.

athena: are you sure? this isnt the first time you’ve lost someone.

[why-try-whenyoucanhavecookies]

I suddenly have the need for the entire screenplay, and to direct it at my college.

[hobbitsetal]

@teashoesandhair

[teashoesandhair]

These are funnier than literally any retelling I have ever done and I’m not even mad about it.

[yourplayersaidwhat]

Context: my tiefling rogue with a -3 intelligence and big boobs

*trapped in the under dark trying to seduce a guard*

Me- “If you come in here i’ll show you a good time”

Guard- “What like Parchessi?”

Me- “more like Par-Sleezy”

*proceeds to Mardigras flash him and our Dragonborn barbarian comes out of nowhere and stabs him while his pants are down*

[alexaryebread]

Types of people you’ll meet in college: