Josef

im a 25 year old cat if anyone even cares

[acta-est-fabula-plaudite]

Whumpee snapping in a manic laughter.

[whumporama]

It's honestly a shame that so many stories usually have one main Villain, but never really a Team. You'll have it on the Heroes' side of course, but there is one bad guy to defeat.

But imagine the whump if the Villain side also has a found family group, but you know. Evil.

Just the Team capturing one of them, the rest freaking out. One getting hurt or even dying, the Hero side watching the Villains also break and be protective of their own...

Yeah I just wish for more of that.

[tinyhellishtelevision]

Living weapon whumpee and their caretaker who are stuck in the bad situation together. Who have known each other for a long time. Caretaker hates seeing whumpee in pain, but whumpee insists its fine, and they can handle it. But it just keeps getting worse and caretaker knows that theyre being prepared for something that could very well kill them. They hate watching it, they hate healing them just to put them back in it, but they have no choice but to do so, or be forced to leave whumpee alone. And they would never do that.

[friendsandfoood]

Thinking of an obsessive Whumper kidnapping Whumpee for a specific skill they have. Maybe they’re an excellent dancer or singer. Or they could even be good at cooking. Either way, Whumper wants to be the only one to enjoy that talent.

[living-weapons-whump]

Whump mix up

There is an error when "ordering" new whumpees. So now a pet whumpee and a living weapon got delivered to each others whumpers. Neither whumper know.

Living weapon: the hell is a romantic??? I'm here to slay people!!! Nope, not like that :/

Pet whumpee: of fuck fuck fuck, did whumper just gave me a GUN??? Is it a real one ?? Oh shit yeah it's real, FUCK YOU MEAN I SHOOT THAT GUY ???? 😟⁉️

[the-bar-sinister]

Whumper taking captive/pet whumpee out to a nice restaurant for the first time.

The conflict that whumpee feels, between the relief of being somewhere normal, the pleasure and luxury of having a nice meal, and a fine wine—

and the way their heart thumps in the chest with tension. Should they try to escape while they're in public? Could they escape if they tried? Would the people here help them, or look down on them for making a scene, and turn them back over to whumper?

Whumper catches Whumpee thinking about it. "You look distracted. Have some more wine."

They top up their glass from the bottle. Reach over and stroke their knuckles across whumpee's jaw.

"You look like you're facing a firing squad instead of a restaurant menu. Don't sweat it, sweetheart, I'll order for you."

Whumpee's lip trembles. What can they even say to that? What can they do?

[writerwhostayedupallnight]

Caretaker who holds onto delirious/drugged/panicking/etc. Whumpee as they thrash and fight, determined not to let them bolt or hurt themselves.

They refuse to let go, even as they get slammed into walls and furniture, even as a stray punch or kick lands, even as glass shatters and cuts into their skin.

And at last Whumpee is finally, finally calm—maybe the fever broke, or the drugs are finally leaving their system, or they just simply wore themselves out.

It's then, and only then, that Caretaker finally takes a step back to deal with their own injuries.

[living-weapons-whump]

Whump mix up

There is an error when "ordering" new whumpees. So now a pet whumpee and a living weapon got delivered to each others whumpers. Neither whumper know.

Living weapon: the hell is a romantic??? I'm here to slay people!!! Nope, not like that :/

Pet whumpee: of fuck fuck fuck, did whumper just gave me a GUN??? Is it a real one ?? Oh shit yeah it's real, FUCK YOU MEAN I SHOOT THAT GUY ???? 😟⁉️

[zedd-undead]

Whumper posing with Whumpees drugged, bruised, tied up body like how modern hunters pose with dead deer

[bloodiedbriars]

Living Weapon being forced to kill mindless clones of their loved ones over and over again to desensitize them for when/if they ever have to do it for real.

[deerslayer14]

Whumpee takes off his shirt, clenches his wrist behind his back. The club is cheering, and whumpee grinds his teeth. Whumper takes a sharpie and draws a circle in the middle of his torso, then a bigger circle around it, and another one even bigger.

Whumper looks at their work like a painter, steps back squinting, tilting their head. "That'll do. Stay still, bitch."

"Fuck you, I don't need instructions." Whumpee replies.

"Alright evebodyyyyy!" Whumper announces, turning to the crowd. "Let's play darts!"

[justbreakonme]

Whumpee who has just accepted/realized that Caretaker was actually not going to hurt them and genuinely cared about their well being, and can’t wait any longer. They curl into Caretakers lap or lean against them on the sofa, so touch starved that they don’t even care. Caretaker stroking their hair back out of their eyes, unsure what changed but perfectly willing to go along with it.

[living-weapons-blr]

Living weapon mission ideas:

(Tw mentions of murder, torture and the like)

Assassinating an enemy of their organization

"Wiping out" a faction that opposes their organization

Killing someone "as a warning"

Stalking a person of interest in order to gather intel

Breaking into a secure location to retrieve files or another valuable item for their organization

Keep a close eye on a prisoner to ensure they stay in line (like a jail guard)

Undercover missuon: Let themself be captured by the enemy in order to gather information

Bodyguarding a person of interest

Bodyguarding a person of interest from afar and without their knowledge, like a guardian angel

Accompanying a superior when they wouldn't usually be requested, merely as a display of power

Training/tutoring other living weapons in the organization

In settings where it's appliable: Being sent out to help take down a powerful monster for public safety/the safety of their own organization

Murdering an enemy organization's own living weapon

Retrieving someone in a hostaage exchange

Stealing something valuable from someone, perhaps as a display of power; a warning

Kidnapping someone important for a person of interest to use as a hostage

Feel free to add more!

[justbreakonme]

Whumpee just slumped on their knees, sobbing in Whumpers basement. They’d been numb for so long but some random memory had triggered a rush of grief so strong that they couldn’t hold back any longer.

Maybe it was the realization that they were never going to see that random coworker that complimented their shirt (now ripped and covered in blood). Realizing yes, they’d probably never see anyone they knew, close or not, ever again.

Maybe it was coming across the gum wrapper left in their pocket, realizing they missed so badly something so small. They’d used to keep a pack of gum on them always. The tiniest things stung the worst.

Maybe it was realizing they’d probably missed some important milestone. They couldn’t be sure how many days had passed but they’re pretty sure they’d missed Christmas. Someone’s birthday. A wedding. A funeral.

Little details attacking when they were least expecting them.

[hurt-comfort-my-beloved]

character b and character a are separated by one-way glass. Character a can see character b being hurt by the bad guy, but character b can’t see character a.

[whumpologyy]

I am not immune to a weakened Whumpee being shoved between a group of multiple Whumpers while everyone laughs at how helpless they are

[redcarpetwhump]

manager whumper who controls every aspect of whumpee's life. their diet, their schedule, their clothes, everything. bonus points if they got picked up as a child/teenager and never really got the chance to acclimate to adult life and autonomy....

whumpee develops a very weird view of them as somewhat of a parental figure while also deeply resenting them. they know they can't leave, and it's of their own fault, in their mind.... whenever they try, they get overwhelmed and fail, and maybe whumper even mocks them about it....

I love the amount of shame involved with this trope. Shame from Whumper, mocking Whumpee for their lack of independence while simultaneously preventing them ever achieving it. Shame from the public, because it's obvious Whumpee has everything done for them. They're spoiled and lazy and should be better than this. They're a grown adult for fuck's sake. And then the shame Whumpee directs at themself because everyone else is thriving and doing well for themselves, and Whumpee can't even bring themself to say no to what Whumper wants them to eat for dinner.

I also think this is really fun is Whumpee does get away from Whumper, and very quickly realises that the amount of control they were under is not normal at all. At first, their new management think Whumpee is spoiled and a brat for just expecting their team to do everything for them. But then New Manager walks in on Whumpee trying to do something basic for themself and just sobbing in frustration because they can't. And even if they in theory know how, just the act of executing the task without support is so overwhelming that they physically cannot get it done.

Also the public's perspective of Whumpee is going to shift—or perhaps be confirmed—when Whumpee switches management. For a while, they're visible more unkempt and disorganised. Everyone mocks them. Oh yeah, welcome to the adult world. Not everything gets handed to you on a silver platter.

Until a few years down the line when Whumpee wants to take some control back of their own, and everything Whumper did to them gets exposed.