pity party

Tess, 17, bisexual eggo waffle fanatic

[thebootydiaries]

How did I wake up in the middle of the night with the funniest tweet idea and it was this

[firesuns-archive]

remember the first time you heard take me to church on the radio and it felt like your spine was being ripped out? good times

[huffylemon]

[mariopowertennis]

What the fuck

[joshhdun]

rey: so this is ur depression planet

luke: yeah

rey: how do you not starve to death

luke: i eat dirt

rey: cool

luke: cool

rey: have u ever had sand

luke: YES

[lesmiserablesbians]

[onceiwashere]

i dont wanna see any more “cringe” or “internet drama” on here. i just want to see Tits

[speedbeemoved-deactivated202007]

December memes:

Elf practice

Zootopia anti-abortion comic

[thexfiles]

[neverwasteoneminute]

The stranger things kids seem like they’re on a mission to detox 2017 by just being pure

[ghostsandgoblins]

This Schmidt’s mom’s car and I’m more scared of her than I am of some two-bit thug.

[artofthedeal]

Any time I meet an attractive woman

[candiikismet]

Lmao

[prideprejudce]

what i say to the pocket camp animals: lets talk/tell me a story!

what i mean: hi lily it’s time for you to pay ur fuckin rent or else ur getting kicked tf out of my campsite sweety

[janeplease]

*throws rocks at God’s window* hey! Why did u make me

[pidge-gunson-deactivated2018010]

Frankenstein by Mary Shelly

[picturegaga-deactivated20180417]

Gaga : Let’s have some fun, this beat is sick, I wanna take a ride on your disco stick

8 year old me : 

[swarnpert]

every christmas i am reminded that for 18 years i believed that “i saw mommy kissing santa claus” was about the mom cheating on her husband with santa claus, instead of the dad being dressed up as santa claus and it being cute

[demilypyro]

The Netherlands democratically puts a list of the 2000 best songs together every year around New Year’s and the biggest mystery every time is whether Bohemian Rhapsody wins again

[demilypyro]

i’m serious, if it doesn’t win, it’s second place

every winner before 2005 is Bohemian Rhapsody as well

[mariowiki]

why arent we talking about the constant presence of hotel california

[toseeuncloudedbyhate]

Because you can check in but never leave.

[mamoru]

[bitsow]

4800 players, Beethoven’s 9th Symphony Speedrun

[kaijuno]

its not even music anymore it’s just a shockwave that kills you instantly