Joshypus

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[aubs-of-steel-deactivated201708]

fun fact: The last supper would have been more like this, according to tradition:

[evangeline-elena-deactivated201]

so casual i love it

[thedevoteddemon]

a sleepover with jc and the boys

[hotcommunist-deactivated2019032]

Paul: Judas truth or dare??

Judas: dare

Paul: okay lmao I dare u to kiss JC

[ghoulfr13nd]

Jesus: ok your turn peter truth or dare

Peter: truth

Jesus: would you ever betray me peter

[papa-peach-deactivated20241019]

Peter:

Jesus:

(a few days later)

Peter: *betrays Jesus*

Jesus:

[that-twink-over-there]

Jesus: *returns*

Peter: “Jesus… you’re back ?”

Jesus:

[meanplastic]

I AM SCREAMING

[pokemonsnap]

[fireballat5thlevel-deactivated2]

please may i have some coochie

[fireballat5thlevel-deactivated2]

[twerklina]

[weirdness-is-good]

Vegan pizza

[midgetslayer]

Bottom cuisine

[bandtshirt]

[thealogie]

god….take the shot

[switchbladesounds-deactivated20]

[yo-its-matt]

*opens tinder*

*sees the name “Brantleigh”*

*closes tinder*

[yo-its-matt]

*reopens tinder*

*closes tinder*

[yo-its-matt]

Hey I’m having an aneurism

[yo-its-matt]

I don’t even have anything to add with this one

[cinderteethe]

…drittney?

[waav-e]

it’s drittney bitch

[mr-tom-hiddlestoned]

it’s drittney ditch

[birds-pigs-and-animatronics]

Leading cause of death in Odyssey: Taking a selfie with a boss.

[wonderweird]

Its their wedding photo

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

RIP to Mario’s Marussy.

[tokillapromqueen-deactivated201]

MARUSSY?!

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

[fvck-fashion]

This is why tumblr is getting deleted.

[capacity]

My family sent me this video bc I’m just like her with clocks lmfao :(

[abercrombee]

wearing watches is for the aesthetic, she’s valid

[gaycism]

4:73

[catholicboysdetention]

[gingersofficial]

“This is the thing about millennials”

Bitch they literally don’t even teach how to read clocks anymore. If you wanna point fingers, point it at your own generation who got rid of it from the school curriculum…

[cursedcatimages]

[valentinesvampire]

*holds murder weapon in front of security camera like a beauty guru*

[midnightcowg1rl-deactivated2020]

[paperbeatsscissors]

the secret 2 my success

[majatek]

I’m not sure that I followed the instructions correctly.

[partytimehexcellent-blog]

[theshitneyspears]

Just keep breathin’ and breathin’ and breathin’

[love]

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