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✹ Josh ✹ ✦26✦

[things-that-are-not-true]

the biggest spider in north america just sent you a friend request on steam

[wifehaver103947]

Awhoahh idid not know this

[wifehaver103947]

[krisonthefrontporchwithabeer]

I ask spongebob what grilling krabby patties feels like and he says not everything feels like something else

[holoswirl]

[automatonknight]

you can INCREASE your PLAYTIME by being a BAD GAMER

[szembe]

[dogpuppy]

[the-mad-prince-of-denmark]

[thecheatinghomunculus]

from today's entry:

[shivroy]

[theropoda]

love leopard seals. they are so dragon coded. that is an entire mammalian marine wyrm

[theropoda]

Look at this fucking. beast. Medieval painting animal that eats princesses

[kindlingnorah]

princesses

[microrgan1sm]

the funniest part about scream 1 is that one of the main reasons that billy and stus plan fails is that they have too much fun stabbing eachother. they're so distracted that gale manages to get the gun and then sid's able to escape while they're distracted with that. great job guys bravo!! if only they were normal they could've gotten away with it

[energyprison]

Male Hysteria is a condition where a prolonged lack of prostate stimulation causes the patient to behave eratic and promiscuous, often to the detriment of his own life and the lives of others. Unfortunately it has never been diagnosed even once because nobody cares about mens mental health

[outofcontextgarf]

[coolerdracula]

[himynameisemail]

[offshoreoilrig]

You need to touch saltwater

[cheaphalloweencostume]

bbno$ looks like one of these

[cheaphalloweencostume]

[636174657270696c6c6172]

Ive kissed my own shoulder during a hot jack off sesh so what? Not like im gonna run for president