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Nazis crashing the fuck out at Elmo for no reason is one of my new favorite genres. Literally this pic:

EDIT: It turns out the Jordan Peterson ones are fake (they're real tweets but not directed at Elmo). However, Peterson DOES hate Elmo and has @'d him before.

byjove

dudes are like “I’m a 34 year old promising young doctor with a beautiful wife and 2 precious children, I have my entire life ahead of me and can do anything! I’m going to go hike in 8 foot snow in the Rocky Mountains and never be seen alive again and die very badly and my beautiful wife will have to identify my skeletal remains by my backpack.”

byjove

frankly, I think wives should be allowed to lock their husbands in the basement if they express their plans to go mountain climbing in subzero temperatures or cave diving in an illegal diving zone or whatever. you should be able to chain that guy up at that point.

byjove

also, just remember, if you’re doing this shit you’re not just endangering your own life, you’re endangering the lives of the search and rescue personnel who may have to come look for your egotistical adrenaline junkie self

byjove

FOR REALLLLLLL most of them are not mysterious in the slightest. “What happened to this guy? Was he taken by Bigfoot? Murdered?” no, he went to Die Badly Mountain and died badly and was eaten by wild animals. Sad but these circumstances could not be clearer.

beardedmrbean

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theshitpostcalligrapher

the curse of summer is buying and eating an inadvisable amount of fruit in single sittings.

amethystsoda

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hashtagloveloses

now this is the Christmas mood

mightytinydragon

Tiny loves his new tiny home

Follow @mightytinydragon to join Tiny on his adventures

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No one puts drugs in kid’s halloween candy. Especially not expensive drugs.

Here’s the snopes article and stop tagging me in that post.

this-is-lena-winter

Fun fact: you want to know where the whole “poison Halloween candy” bs comes from?

In 1984 Ronald Clark O'Bryan gave his son, daughter and some of their friends cynide laced Pixy Stix (he was intending to poison his own children and gave it to the friends to cover his tracks). When his son ate one and died, O'Bryan told police they’d gotten the candy from a suspicious-looking neighbor. Turns out O'Bryan did it for life insurance money.

Here’s the wiki article: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ronald_Clark_O'Bryan

There are 0 reported cases of children being poisoned or given drugs by strangers in their Halloween candy. However kids, you are 100% more likely to be poisoned by your parents. Happy Halloween.

toothmuncher3000

my dude i’m not about to give my hard-earned weed to some punk kids on hallowee’en that shit’s expensive it’s just not good economics

melonmemes

Repost from r/dankmemes

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@more-just-responses CORN CORN CORN CORN CORN CORN

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No

j-s-r-r-r-r-r-responses

Not on canada day

awwcutepets

It’s this old mans birthday today!

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sheaskedwhyiloveher-deactivated

I recently learned something!

When these douchecanoes say representation “feels forced” what they mean is that it feels forced upon them. It does not matter how well integrated a character is in a given media, it’s forced because they don’t want it and so it’s forced upon them.