[small-fairy-child]

If you have a cat please reblog this with its name please and thank you

[boethiah]

[secretlysweetmonsters]

Vampires be like

[whitepeopletwitter]

[doggirlpaws]

I read that capsaicin makes your mouth feel like it's burning because it increases your nerve sensitivity to heat, and menthol works by doing the same thing to cold

So if I eat a habanero pepper and then chew a bunch of breath mints they'll each other out and I'll be fine

[doggirlpaws]

Hey guess what hellfire tastes like

[nudibranchparty]

Fun fact! The nerve endings for "ouch too hot" and "ouch too cold" are different! Which means that they can both be activated at once, without cancelling out. Rip OP.

[exeggutor-deactivated20171218]

pplleeaasse foor. the. loovvee. oof. good heellpp. mme

[jpeghusband]

i couldnt remember my email or password for like several weeks sorry yall but im back

[bowsersex-deactivated20220424]

“But they need to have dysphagia”

[mrbiglong3000]

catch me in the gender clinic pretending to struggle to swallow water so the endocrinologist will give me my boy juice

[bowsersex-deactivated20220424]

Don’t even fucking THINK about calling yourself trans unless you can’t swallow

[kikikid1412]

[vzm]

pokemon professor assistants are gay

brendan/may

bianca

lillie

sonia

[vzm]

also when i looked up “pokemon bianca” this was the 5th result

[squeakitties]

gift for @beelzbat !

[dinkythings]

A sketchbook doodle of Piers…. who is very good. This is ballpoint pen and a purple tombow marker.

[surprisebitch]

watch until the very end

[quepajaeltambler]

[sapper-in-the-wire-old]

cats’ instinct to smack the shit out of anything and everything is honestly one of their best traits

[wiigiwaamcore]

This video is so top notch, it has so many good things in it: the squinty eyes, the background music, the smack, the fall

[crowswritetoo]

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

Small your dick

Unsmall your dick

Your dick

Bad

[frottinq]

There’s a spell to small your dick but not to unsmall it???

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

What do you think this is? Marvel? Actions have consequences

[funereal-disease]

this is a strong contender for the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever seen

[mspaintbarbie]

[mspaintbarbie]

[snakechronicles]

[zooophagous]

Sometimes I can still hear his voice

[blackarachnya]

anyway that was a waste of my goddamn time now back to speedrunning 

[blackarachnya]