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hi, name's henri or nik but my friends just call me a "soy boy bully" |27|gay|he/him| icon by the talented @alkalinetrios

[naeminaeri]

[stargoyle]

Big announcement:

Fucking petting hims

[justsomeguycore]

it’s really important to me when men put their heads in women’s laps. one of the most important things i can see on my tv. men laying their heads in women’s laps or men sitting and women standing and the man holds her around the middle and presses his face into her tummy as she hugs him around the shoulders. two very important poses. extremely soul igniting tableaux.

[goatgirlballs]

well if its for fucked up and horny reasons, then i guess its okay...

[hotvampireadjacent]

Halal movie night follow up

[intactics]

[pushing my glasses up with an air of unwarranted superiority and gesturing toward a painting without a minotaur] the Minotaur is implied.

[guiltfactory]

[delicatesquashblossom]

Ask not for whom the gurdy hurds. It hurds for thee.

[simplyghosting]

Me, pointing to the mirror: Do NOT become The Joker about this. This isn’t even a Condiment King situation.

[cuunos]

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

[omtai]

Monday humiliation. Tuesday suffocation. Wednesday condescension. Thursday is pathetic. It’s Friday i’m in love

[bisexuel]

[blizz4rd1203]

Who the fuck is that thing tolling for

[panicatthecriscodisco]

[importantcatpics]

[chihuahuagirlfriend]

You know her ass saying 3333333333333333333

[parkchanwoohoo]

No I think it's really great when a friend group of approximately twenty seven individuals spread out in the sidewalk as they walk so nobody has to walk behind the group. There's nothing better than when I'm trying to get home and I see the tableau of Jesus at the Last Supper gliding towards me like Jamiroquai in the Virtual Insanity music video and I have to decide who has the narrowest frame that I can shoulder-check my way past

[palmer]

never will forget the gay porn I watched where the director quietly told the bottom to “lose the anime voice” and you could see overwhelming disillusionment form in his eyes

[lemonitenite]

[9puppiesdrowninginapool]

Ken was created from Barbie’s rib