Sade Olutola
Love Begins
tannertan36
cherry valley forever
Kiana Khansmith
RMH
d e v o n
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Origami Around
Keni
Claire Keane
Show & Tell
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EXPECTATIONS
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
noise dept.
#extradirty
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icyghini twinkie
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@regular-ghosts
woke up this morning, rolled over, and very confidently tried to blow out my alarm clock like a candle. absolutely no precedent for that.
In the year 1450 a priest rolls over and slams his hand into his candle, burning him and sending wax flying all over the place
For thousands of years humanity has selectively bred chickens to have larger breasts and to have to lay eggs constantly. We did it to get more meat and per chicken, but from the perspective of the domesticated chickens they’re sorta living in a very specific fetish scenario
they're executing the count from sesame street for violating the masquerade
im one of those leftist lunatics who thinks letting your dog harass wildlife is uncute. including chasing birds on the beach.
some of you will see a historical document recounting the story of a woman who confessed to witchcraft after being imprisoned, starved, beaten, and likely tortured and act like it's full of awesome true witch facts collected from a friendly interview
talking like point-and-click game narration to the bugs in my room
you can't get out that way!
that's not very helpful.
maybe the open window will help.
try the open window instead.
they should invent putting on sunscreen that doesn't feel like putting on sunscreen
having a body made of meat sucks ass
we're not made of meat! and we'll always be with you
kill dorothy fuck the lion marry the tin man and i dont care about the other one
can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do
The moral of Death Note is that cops raise evil children
one thing i hate about english is your open compound words. what do you mean it's a light switch and not a lightswitch or a water bottle instead of a waterbottle. get real
why won't you let your words frot.
Knight Duties by La Draws
[Art of a Black knight, shown in profile from the knees up. He is wearing full armor with his shield and helmet strapped to his back. His hair is close-cropped. He’s standing next to a white horse who has their head lowered. The knight looks serious and determined. ]
Sober as fuck at the back of the club going onto Wikipedia and typing "List of birds"
*eminem voice* *falls into a hole in a sewer grate before saying anything*
the sex binary is socially constructed and not actually descriptive of any biological truth. you know that, right? it's important to me that you know that
i know people can be a little overzealous in describing political backslides ("this used to be the feminism website!!!" etc.) but it's disturbing to me how much incredulity i've gotten from other trans people as of late just for, like, saying that "biological woman" is neither a real category nor a phrase that should ever leave your mouth uncritically
no way your narrow ass cloaca laid this egg
anti abortion propaganda that tries to like scare you into feeling guilty by reminding you that the fetus has body parts are so funny. "uwu please don't abort me I have eyes at 4 weeks old 🥺" nice try sucker I don't care if you see it coming
one I've seen recently
they really do not understand that I DO NOT CARE
not gonna be smiling when I abort you, little dude
