Everyday life of a geek.

look at the title!

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Clint Eastwood kind of looks like Hugh Jackman. 

Reddit's solution -

[mythicarticulations]

Announcing the original “Chupacabra in a Can”! This poseable Chupacabra skeleton is finally completed and up for sale! You can find it in our Etsy store.

[coelasquid]

WHAT A COOL THING!

WHAT A COOL STORE!

[juantea-blog]

Looks like a gravling skeleton to me but i blame netflix

[juantea-blog]

When did sitting cross legged become a time-bomb? Yea I will sit here for a while. *suddenly needs the toilet* aaaaah! Help my leg has died! oh god hopping on one leg while peeing is so difficult! I hope I don't miss and hit the floor *slips in pee and ends up waking up to knocking* " you done yet you take ages"

[juantea-blog]

Final Fantasy 4-13p2 (minus online ones) and all the Harry Potter games.

[shortvideosandstuff]

[hookteeth]

DUCKS DO IT TOO

[birdsbirds]

good news, everyone.

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oh man. one time i was out with a group of friends, it was around 3 in the morning and we’d all just spilled out of this nightclub, all completely smashed, when one guy goes “OI DID YOU SEE THAT? THAT LIGHT JUST THEN??” and this  fUCKING LASER DOT ZOOMS PAST US ON THE GROUND AND WE’RE ALL LIKE YOOOOO DAFUQ IS DIS??? I SWEAR TO GOD WE SPENT NEARLY TEN MINUTES CHASING THIS FUCKING THING AROUND THE STREET BEFORE WE FIGURED OUT THERE WAS SOME ASSHOLE LIKE 10 STORIES UP IN THE APARTMENT BEHIND US PISSING HIMSELF.

so yeah. cats, ducks and drunk college students. fucking idiots the lot of them.

[kurosaki224-blog]

That is the best story I have ever heard.

[juantea-blog]

I so stupidly at this for far too long

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[guardian-of-our-galaxy]

THIS IS THE ONE GIF SET I HAVE WAITED MY ENTIRE LIFE FOR

[juantea-blog]

Ygritte you say?

[juantea-blog]

Okay I know it isn't just me but I have been raised to not hit or hurt girls. So why do so many girls want the big manly dominant man?! Don't get me wrong I am 6'3" and I definitely weigh more than 250lbs so I am not a wilting little shadow of a whatever, but I can't be that guy. To me sex is about pleasure I get that the pain-pleasure parts of the brain are sooo close together but I don't even like spanking. How can I? I've spend over a decade squashing every and any action and thought that even remotely links to being rough, violent, or mean to girls! How can other guys? Are they all sociopaths? I can take guys on in arm wrestling, intellectual arguments or anything else that tests "masculinity" but ask me to hurt a girl or woman or anything feminine and I feel the overwealming need to vomit. I get some girls want a man to act like a mans man but just because I don't go out chopping wood in a only a kilt or bench pressing a haggis doesn't mean I am not a guy.

[pleatedjeans]

The mayor of Mississauga, Canada is a badass. via

[wow-suchbree-veryblog-blog]

Hazel McCallion, everbody.

92 years old,

34 years in office,

$0 in debt

$700 million in reserve

Eight prime ministers

One truck.

[whatbigotspost]

But women aren’t strong leaders… OH WAIT.

[blackamazon]

Now I’m sure somebody’s gonna tell me something but

supports a Palestinian state

supports Aids CHarities

told her city well if we cant get money y’all need to pay taxes and maintains a 76 approval rating

nick named Hurricane Hazel

and is so boss lady that she don’t run she’ tells  folks to give that money to charity

[youbestnotmiss]

I will always reblog this lady.

[fozmeadows]

This woman is officially my new hero.

[edgysatsuma]

In regards to the flooding in the GTA yesterday, she apparently said that she hasn’t seen rain like that since her neighbour Noah was building a boat.

[coffeeandpipedreams]

New hero in life. 

[reblogthings]

Reblog If You Ever Used One Of These or Just Know What It’s Called

[towritelesbiansonherarms]

still have one

[juantea-blog]

I used to have one with a timer and used to write the start times of the film on its bottom before putting it in so i knew when to fast forward to. 

[juantea-blog]

Scott Pilgrim

Every time I meet non gay vegans I am going to ask them two questions.

Do you suck tits? Do you lick pussy? 

Regardless of their answer, when they ask me why I want to know. I am going to say 

"Milk and eggs bitch"

[releasethemurderbirds]

why so we have boyfriends and girlfriends when we could have “datemates” which

rhymes

is genderneutral

avoids confusion between girl friends and girlfriends and boy friends and boyfriends

means you don’t have to introduce your adult partner by an infantilizing term

is cute too

[ileftmyhijabintokyo]

means you don’t have to introduce your adult partner by an infantilizing term

[madmanswords]

I am fond of the term “Date Mate.”

I would like a Female Date Mate.

[sherokutakari]

And if you get married they turn into your “housespouse”

[juantea-blog]

I would like to add a few

For Marriage

Apprenticeship-Kinship  Bertothal-Pal

For mariage:

Ironclad-Dyad Juan-Companion (Only really works with a Scottish Accent).

[whenyouliveinzgz]

[juantea-blog]

oooh my mooove.

[imoffsuckers-deactivated2014091]

[tittily]

they wait

[aconfusedbird]

what are they waiting for??

[tittily]

they wait

[juantea-blog]

But, but, but what are they waiting for?!

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make this cool lemon the new meme 

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a challenger approaches 

[stevonnie-archive]

he comes

[charlesoberonn-deactivated20150]

We add this

And now we have this

[sonikkuruzu]

Are those the Beatles?

[junko-megido-blog]

john lemon

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appaul mccartney

[juantea-blog]

Ringo Starawberry

[another-echo-chamber]

[lithicc]

Happy birthday to the High Priestess of anarchism

[juantea-blog]

looks like Nic Cage.

[awwww-cute]

Meet Simba. He’s a Leonberger

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I WANNA PET THE SIMBA WANNA HUG THE SIMBA WANNA POSSIBLY RIDE SIMBA INTO BATTLE. LOOK AT THAT FACE. SIMBA IS READY. “COME MY HUMAN. WE RIDE AT DAWN”

[juantea-blog]

He could bloody eat her. I am not saying he should, all i am saying is that it would just be a snack. 

[cologneoscopy-deactivated202010]

[juantea-blog]

This mans opinions speak to my soul.