anyway, here’s wonderwall

hi i'm k | 20s | they | covid isn't over, FAFO

[ceruleanfuckup]

(New Yorker voice) faggot about it

[goingtothebes]

manic pixie dream senior citizen

[sigynpenniman]

[thefoundationsofdecay]

I’m sorry, the danger days remaster doesn’t include the interludes??? They took the fucking concept out of my concept album

[bigandlong]

If you see this on your dashboard, reblog this, NO MATTER WHAT and all your dreams and wishes will come true.

[violent-futures]

the 4th of july? you mean like the fall out boy song? you know that isn’t real, right?

[copperbadge]

On Saturday I said to my partner, as I have said for months, "A ten thousand dollar a year raise would solve so many of my problems."

As of this morning I was reluctantly looking for jobs because I love my job and don't want to leave it, but see: $10k raise problem solver.

As of noon today this was no longer an issue, because my boss called me with the news that I was getting a $10K merit raise.

I feel like a huge weight has been lifted off my shoulders. This is roughly $200 extra per paycheck. Enough to pay off debt faster, rebuild my savings, and spend a weekend a month in Milwaukee getting obscenely laid. The sex I'm going to have on $200 extra per paycheck. You can't even.

May all of you get the $10K raise your soul has yearned for. And whatever level of sex you can be satisfied with for $200.

[vergess]

hey bestie i think ur post might be charmed 'cause you aren't gonna fuckin believe what happened today

[digitalvampyr]

i’d rather be waterboarded than realize i don’t mean as much as i thought i did to someone again

[uberfluss]

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

[asfdhgsdkjhgb]

once again going bonkers about fourth of july fall out boy. said i'd never miss you, but i guess you never know, may the bridges i have burned light my way back home? you are my favorite "what-if," you are my best "i'll never know"???? in between being young and being right, you were my versailles at night??????? i wish i'd known how much you loved me, i wish i cared enough to know. i'm sorry every song's about you, the torture of small talk with someone you used to love????????????????

[mrsterlingeverything]

Do u guys like me as evil or good cuz im flexible

[zerotian]

it's disorienting when you beat me with a shovel

[elliot-amy]

chaotic muppets interview

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

These are the words of puppeteers who should not be up this early

[itsmedemibones]

[anak1n]

no rest for me and im not even that wicked ?

[ouppygirlpaws]

🦠 #my crobe

[peachfromcmbyn]

What if you run out of flavoured sparkling water

Then you go to the store and get some at all costs. Don't let anybody stop you, run people over, kill them if you have to, never let anybody stand in the way of you and your flavored sparkling water.

[mephistopheles]

being single sucks [remembers that romantic love isnt the gleaming beacon of salvation that will fix the chasm within me] #mychasm #isupportmychasm [remembers not to trivialize my emotions] but it is painful to never have been deemed worthy of that kind of lasting love [remembers how many incels there are] but honestly you should be totally self-sufficient and never want anything ever [remembers that im evil] im evil

[pmamtraveller]

Luca Ponsato - Does Anyone See My Suffering