[sunkii-archive-deactivated20210]

Prompt List

Okay so this is not my drabble list but i found it on tumblr so all credit goes out to the person who made this. send me in any numbers and who you would like it to be about (example peter parker, castiel, bucky barnes, etc…)

leave the number and person/character in my ask and I’d be happy to write it!!

1. “That’s starting to get annoying” 2. “Hey, hey, calm down. They can’t hurt you anymore.” 3. ‘You can’t just sit there all day.” 4. “I’m too sober for this.” 5. “I’m not here to make friends.” 6. “I need a place to stay.” 7. “Well, that’s tragic.” 8. “You’re seriously like a man-child.” 9. “You can’t banish me! This is my bed too!” 10. “The ladies love a guy who’s good with kids.” 11. Dear Diary, …” 12. She’s hiding behind the sofa.” 13. “I lost our baby.” 14. “They’re so cute when they’re asleep.” 15. “I’d kill for a coffee…literally.” 16. “You’re getting crumbs all over my bed.” 17. “Good thing I didn’t ask for your opinion.” “18. What’s the matter, sweetie?” 19. “You’re Satan.” 20. “I don’t want to hear your excuse. You can’t just give me wet-willies.” 21. “I’m bulletproof…but please, don’t shoot me.” 22. “Did you just hiss at me?” 23. “Do you really need all that candy?” 24. “It’s six o’clock in the morning, you’re not having vodka.” 25. “I swear, I’m not crazy!!!” 26. “The diamond in your engagement ring is fake.” 27. “No. Regrets.” 28. “How drunk was I?” 29. “How is my wife more badass than me?” 30. “Be you. No one else can.” 31. “I haven’t slept in ages.” 32. “I locked the keys in the car.” 33. “Are you sure that’s the decision you want to make?” 34. “You work for me. You are my slave.” 35. “Take your medicine.” 36. “They’re monsters.” 37. “Welcome to fatherhood.” 38. “Why can’t you appreciate my sense of humor?” 39. “It’s your turn to make dinner.” 40. “The kids, they ambushed me.” 41. “Sorry isn’t going to help when I kick your ass!!!” 42. “Stop being so cute.” 43. “I feel like I can’t breathe.” 44. “You need to see a doctor.” 45. “You’re getting a vasectomy. That’s final.” 46. “I was a joke, baby. I swear.” 47. “Dogs don’t wear clothes!” 48. “I didn’t think you could get any less romantic…” 49. “Safety first. What are you? FIVE?” 50. “This is girl talk, so leave.” 51. “Where am I going? Crazy. Wanna come?” 52. “There’s a herd of them!” 53. “Do you think I’m scared of a woman?” 54. “They’re not your kids, back the f*ck off.” 55. “You’re a nerd.” 56. “I’m late.” 57. “Just get home as soon as possible, okay?!” 58. “You smell like a wet dog.” 59. “I could punch you right now.” 60. “Are you going to talk to me?” 61. “Welcome back. Now fucking help me.” 62. “If you can’t sleep…we could have sex?” 63. “Flea markets don’t carry fleas, you know?” 64. “Here, take my blanket.” 65. “I don’t want you to stop.” 66. “How could I ever forget about you?” 67. “You’re bleeding all over my carpet.” 68. “Run for it!” 69. “We need to talk.” 70. “Not everyone is out to get you. Stop thinking that. It’s annoying.” 71. “I want a pet.” 72. “Just smile, I really need to see you smile right now.” 73. “I’m not wearing a dress.” 74. “I’m not wearing a tie.” 75. “Quit beating me up!” 76. “Please put your penis away.” 77. “It’s a Texas thing.” 78. “Don’t argue. Just do it.” 79. “I hope I’m never stuck with you on a deserted island.” 80. “Does he know about the baby?” 81. “Hold still.” 82. “I just ironed these pants!” 83. “Enough with the sass!” 84. “Show me what’s behind your back.” 85. “I’m not going to be sympathetic until you go to a doctor.” 86. “Fine, don’t say anything and make me worry.” 87. “Stay awake.” 88. “STOP INTERRUPTING ME!” 89. “You’re not interested, are you?” 90. “I’m not buying ikea furniture again.” 91. “Tell me you need me.” 92. “Oh honey, I’d never be jealous of you.” 93. “I’m telling you. I’m haunted.” 94. “I had a bad dream again.” 95. “Have I mentioned, I fucking hate Halloween.” 96. “It’s Christmas, don’t be mad at me.” 97. “You’re not going to starve yourself on Thanksgiving.” 98. “The store ran out of Easter eggs.” 99. “How could you forget your son’s birthday?” 100. “You can only suffer through my whining for so long until you get up and make me a sandwich.”

[beebymoonlight]

his arms r so big i want them to wrap around my thighs and eat me out until i’m literally begging him to stop lord jesus

oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh okay

Keep reading

[julia---erin]

Oh god you just killed me

[lovelymisteracker]

[roses-hxlland]

me

[marauders4evr]

I’m...I’m sorry, I just this minute realized that there are people out there who have no idea that Heinz Doofenshmirtz is the best fictional father out there. You guys don’t mind if I bombard your entire dashboard with proof right? Excellent.

BONUS: Doofenshmirtz around children he literally just met who wrecked his ‘inator’.

Literally I could go on and on with examples but my computer’s starting to crash from the amount of images.

The point is that Heinz Doofenshmirtz is the greatest fictional father out there and anyone who says otherwise was hit by a Lie-inator.

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

Hey op?

BEST POST ON TUMBLR

[fluidityandgiggles]

And then you read the whole thing in his voice.

[multiwrld-fandom]

I can’t with these 😂

[coloredsolos]

when ur 5 days deep into a tag and then tumblr crashes

[readfandom-writefandom]

Cold // John Murphy Imagine

Fandom - The 100 

Pairing - John Murphy x Reader 

Warnings - Some swearing 

(Fluffy as shit) 

Blurb - After being sent out to collect food for winter, you and Murphy find yourselves trapped in a cave where the only source of heat is each other.  

You wrapped your arms around your legs pulling them closer to your chest. You could feel Murphy watching you again from across the cave, looking up you made eye contact with him before snapping weakly, “What Murphy, why are you staring at me?”

 Murphy rolled his eyes, “Look Y/N now isn’t the time to fight-” “Well thats rich coming from you,” you cut in sharply. 

He sighed deeply before continuing, “Look I’m sorry. What do you want me to say. Sorry that the cave entrance collapsed in, I didn’t know we’d be trapped in here freezing our fucking asses off.” Murphy stood up and walked over to you taking off his coat before holding it out to you, a questioning look settled on your face, “What are you doing?” you asked quietly. 

“Not letting you die, now put this on before you freeze to death.” You shook your head, “Why are you acting so stubborn?” he groaned. You began to protest but he flung his coat at you, “Please just put it on Y/N.” Murphy moved back to the other side of the cave and settled down on the ground, leaning his head back against the wall and closing his eyes. You slipped your arms into the coat and appreciated the slight warmth greatly.

You looked at Murphy and smiled slightly seeing his face so relaxed whilst it was usually in a scowl. You didn’t hate each other, you just argued a lot. But honestly you couldn’t imagine going through a day without hearing his sarcastic remarks or seeing his signature smirk. Murphy was now rubbing his hands up and down his arms in an attempt to stay warm. “John?” you whispered.

“What did I do now?” Murphy asked, his eyes flicking open. 

“Well, I dont want to freeze in here, and I dont want you too either-” 

“Y/N I’ve already gave you my coat, I cant control the temperature,” he grumbled. 

“I’m not asking you to, I’m asking you to come here. We both know the best way to stay warm is each other.” 

Murphy blinked at you, as if to check if you were joking or not. But then he pushed himself off the ground and shuffled over to you.

You lay down on your side and he lay down beside you, “Can I cuddle in?” you mumbled. 

“I thought you’d never ask,” Murphy replied smiling softly. 

You moved closer to him until your bodies were pressed against each other. Murphy wrapped his arms around you and pulled you against his chest protectively. You brought your hands up and held onto him, gripping his shirt and snuggling your head against his chest getting comfortable. Murphy settled his head in the crook of your neck, rubbing his face against the skin and breathing steadily. He lazily moved his hands up and down your waist generating warmth and causing light shivers. His legs intertwined with yours and you had to admit, despite the fact that you were lying on a cold cave floor, that you had never felt more comfortable. You let out a content sigh listening to Murphy’s steady heartbeat and could feel yourself slipping into sleep. 

Perhaps it was your tired state that caused you to imagine it, but you were almost certain that you heard the tired boy mumble against your skin, “I love you,” before you both fell asleep in each others embrace.

[deanwinchesterismyhomeboy]

You came down the hall slowly, brushing the bangs of the black wig you were wearing out of your face. You were careful not to brush your fingers over your eyelids, which were now covered in dark black liquid eyeshadow. 

Dean turned as you came into the bunkers library and his eyebrows knit; his head slowly tilting as he took in everything you were wearing. His eyes widened as his eyes swept from your feet to your face, back to your feet again. 

“Well?” you said, watching him as he looked at you adorned all in black. Your belt, the only thing that wasn’t black, was a string of tarnished metal skulls, and it hung loosely around your waist. 

“I, uh…” Dean smoothed his hand down his face, hiding a smile that had grown unexpectedly. “You look…” 

“Pick a word, Dean. Any word.” 

Dean’s hand left his face, and his smile was big on his face. He shook his head. 

“Scary,” he said finally, laughing. “But it suits you.”

———–

[x]

[jhope-hope-world-deactivated201]

Supernatural Preference #3 | Date Night Outfit

(A/N): I made two outfits for each character so people of all gender identities could enjoy this preference! 

Date Night Outfit

Dean:

(Feminine)

(Masculine)

Sam:

(Feminine) 

(Masculine)

Cas:

(Feminine)

(Masculine)

Crowley:

(Feminine)

(Masculine)

Gabriel:

(Feminine)

(Masculine)

[hongjoodamn]

How He Cheers You Up: (Supernatural Preferences)

Dean Winchester:

Dean likes to joke around to try and make you laugh, anything to see you smile again. He starts with small jokes and funny faces, working his way up to silly dance moves and tickling.

“Alright Y/N we’re going to have to break out the big guns here. Here comes the cha cha and the slide”

Sam Winchester:

Sam will pull you into his warm embrace before picking up a book. He will start to read your favourite passages and quotes from your favourite book letting you relax against his skin. Every once in awhile he will lean down and press a lingering kiss to your scalp before returning to the reading.

“I’ve got all night Y/N, and an entire library around me. I won’t stop unless you ask”

Castiel:

Castiel is still getting used to human emotions so whenever he sees you upset he will just pull you into a big hug and hold you there for however long. 

“I’m squeezing you with my body until you feel better”

[xteenwolfwritingsx]

“You Know Better” - MasterPost

Story Description: Peter and the reader develop a slow relationship.

Undetermined how many parts this will be. There are NSFW parts. AO3 Link

Part One - The Favor: You ask Peter to teach you how to fight. Part Two - Get Out of It: Your first training session with Peter is a little more intense than you expect it to be. Part Three - Bruises and Ice: Peter helps you take care of some of the bruises and the pain from your training sessions. Part Four - Rumble and Sway: The first pack meeting since you’ve started your training. Part Five - If I Know You:  Peter has something different in mind for this training session. Part Six - Staying Safe: Derek catches on that there’s something you’re not telling him. Part Seven - Run: You and Peter have your first cardio session, which you don’t take as seriously as he does.  Part Eight - Green Eyed: Things start to heat up during a training session, only to come to a screaming halt after. Part Nine - Too Far: Peter’s uncaring personality causes a problem. Part Ten - Of A Better Heart: Peter attempts to apologize. Part Eleven - Blackout: A large storm rumbles in during training. Part Twelve - Field Test: The storm has stirred up something and the pack wants to investigate.  Part Thirteen - Caught: Derek finally catches you with Peter. Part Fourteen - Heat and Guilt: You spend some time with Peter after you wake up. Part Fifteen - Bait: You make phone calls to Derek and Peter. Part Sixteen - Good Decisions: The pack meets to discuss their next steps. Part Seventeen - Friends: Peter takes you on an errand with him. Part Eighteen - Control: Your training session ends in an injury. Part Nineteen - Full Moon: The night of the full moon isn’t over yet. Part Twenty - The Dead Man: The next morning isn’t what you expect. Part Twenty One - Up Against The Wall: You struggle to focus during your next training session. Part Twenty-Two - Connections: You find out what was important enough to cause the interruption. Part Twenty-Three - Undone: Peter takes you back to his place.  Part Twenty-Four - The After: What happens after your tryst with Peter. Part Twenty-Five - Normalcy: You start to question how to act around Peter and the pack now.  Part Twenty-Six - Dark Figure: Things take a turn during training.

[meanwhilepoetry]

If a boy hits my daughter, I will not tell her it is because he likes her, I will instead teach her how to fight back and defend her feelings as much as her body. And if a teacher tries to excuse his behaviour, I will remind them how inflicting pain on someone is a terrible way to show them you like them and a worse way to get attention. Little girls who know how to roar are not sheep to little boys who think they are wolves.

Nikita Gill (via meanwhilepoetry)

[julia---erin]

looks like cinnamon roll but could actually kill you: scott mccall

looks like he could kill you but is actually cinnamon roll: theo raeken (fitE ME)

looks like cinnamon roll and is actually cinnamon roll: liam dunbar

looks like he could kill you and could actually kill you: derek hale

[thetenderpassion]

[tobiasxva-deactivated20170810]

Roast the fuck out of them. Being family doesn’t mean you ever have to be okay with that shit.

[gender-evil-rose]

*slow clapping at the dad*

[peep-toe-shoes-deactivated20200]

I always reblog this.

[julia---erin]

IM CRYING. THIS IS SO FUCKING GLORIOUS.

[madness-and-brilliancee]

the “this is your house I’m not making you sleep on the couch” “yeah but you’re the guest you take the bed” conversation between ur otp right before they share the bed reblog if u agree

[daisyridly-deactivated20190717]

#NO I INSIST IT WOULDN’T BE RIGHT#WELL THIS BED LOOKS BIG ENOUGH FOR BOTH OF US#SO THAT WE BOTH CAN BE COMFORTABLE#AND WILL IN NO WAY MIGRATE TOWARDS EACH OTHER#AND ATTEMPT TO BECOME ONE ENTITY WHILE WE SLEEP (tags by @mrv3000)

[theleenaproject]

Today’s International Self-Injury Awareness Day, so I wanted to make something. All alternatives are taken from this post, go there for more!

Remember that I love you, and I’m here for you. Please be safe.

[boarcriminal-deactivated2018052]

if you’re a baby gay and this is your first pride, watch your drinks! men are trash across all sexualities

[mezzalunanova]

I know boys don’t get these talks so let me clarify:

This doesn’t just mean alcohol

Don’t accept any open drinks

After you get your unopened drink, you keep it in your site

You have to go to the bathroom so you leave your drink on a table? That drink is now dead to you.

You’ve been holding your drink way low out of your eyesight and people are crowding? That drink is now suspect.

Stay safe, babies

[cherrycoloredsky-archive]

Also: Rohypnol (a date rape drug) tastes VERY SALTY. If your drink is suddenly salty, STOP DRINKING IMMEDIATELY. 

[bigmouthlass]

Buddy system, y'all. If your friend is acting *way* drunker than they should, take them to an Urgent Care or ER. Date rape drugs can kill you.

[elusive-suggestions]

always rb

[colt-kun]

It is 100% okay to ask for an unopened bottle whether it be beer, soda, or water. Sometimes places insist on opening them for you themselves but WATCH.

If someone keeps trying to insist you drink, stop immediately and say you’ve had enough. Even if they don’t add anything they could be trying to get you drunk.