sirius: i need to tell u something
sirius: and you cant hate me
sirius: swear it, reggie. even if you dont get it, or its confusing, or u think its disgusting; you cant hate me; you have to give me a chance. im your brother
regulus: you're going platinum?????? please dont---you'll still be my brother, of course. but maybe not in public
sirius: no in which world would i be talking about hair color---wait a fucking second; i would look so hot as a blond
sirius: with my face card? yes i would
regulus: agree to disagreee
sirius: and thats not waht i was leading to. i need you to listen, okay? its important--
regulus: you want to wear plaid???????/
regulus: I AM LETTING YOU TALK; JUST TELL ME YOU DONT WANT TO GO BALD YOU DONT HAVE THE HEAD SHAPE FOR IT
sirius: REGULUS. i SWEAR to merlin, if you don;t let me--- WAIT I HAVE A FANTASTIC HEAD SHAPE
sirius: UGH you're so annoying, i just wanted to tell you im gay
regulus: not for potter right?
sirius: are you fucking with me? thats all you're gonna say? no james is my best friend and the love of my life, but no, its not like that
regulus: okay good, i cannot be brother-in-law with him. he's revolting---oh
regulus: its lupin isnt it
sirius: whaaat.... no....
regulus: ew. but tolerable. if he breaks ur heart or whatever ill break his nose, or skin him, depending
regulus: ill set his veins on fire
regulus: only if he hurts you
sirius: ugh. okay, you're sweet. but like, thats it? no surprise? you're not weirded out?
regulus: sirius, just before this conversation i asked you how to know if a guy liked me and you gave me advice. would it not be hypocritical for me to be weirded out?
sirius: well when you phrase it like that.
sirius: but for real, we're good?
regulus: as long as you don't shave your octagon head