me when im confident have pictures of me and bellay okay ? cool mwah mwah mwah
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Cosmic Funnies
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@julimutt
me when im confident have pictures of me and bellay okay ? cool mwah mwah mwah
There is still time. It's never too late to transition.
I ain't performing squat, buddy
y'all like my new longboard?
links🔗
we justifiably give Biden a lot of shit but I think "at least 3" is the funniest possible response to some right wing dipshit asking you how many genders there are
wait it gets better
awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?
sigh
tits under here
told you
im working the "girls bringing their boyfriends" checkpoint at the pride parade, sending most of the boyfriends to an overpriced bar with optimised number of leaning-with-a-beer points like youd send kids at a wedding to their table and letting the girlfriends in with a special ticket to an adjoining room with glass that lets them look at the boyfriends distinctly not talking to one another the rest of the boyfriends i press a little button under my desk and some tgirls in dark trenchcoats come and bundle them away, waving the girlfriend into the lesbian section, and with various mechanical grinding and whirring noises the new girls pop out of the room with an estrogen vial, a new outfit and a black lipstick stain on their cheek im clearly bored out of my mind sat at this desk, but im vital because ive got a 100% accuracy rate and i get paid in vodka to keep my interest in the world alive
i also get paid in all the first panty shot polaroids they take before they shove the new girls out but dont tell anyone cuz if the chasers union finds out ill never hear the end of it, and i already dont hear the end of them cuz i refuse to tell them how big it is, i tell them its a data protection thing and they never listen
the chasers union keeps asking for a float at pride but we have to keep rejecting it cuz they refuse to not have a banner that says "haha youre so cute have you had bottom surgery" and thatd fuck up our obligations to the forcefem union, who i am not taking bribes from stop asking
mr evrart is helping me find my dick
Ghosts aren't real, it was probably just the house settling that gave you that blowjob
not to be a pervert or anything but media should have more sex in it
but seriously why is it ok that i can watch an extended, minutes long animated scene of someone having their guts pulled out through their abdomen but even alluding to sex is seen as spicy
you can fantasise about extreme acts of violence and death but the moment you get excited about sex you must be a horrible pervert
actually i think being horny is a valid feeling and more art should make you horny
gay meth
Reverse Therian
thinking about problematic information gaps again..
she knows your address, interests, friends and weaknesses.
you don't know she exists yet
I mean imagine you meet some strange woman one day, she looks at you with this glimmer in her eyes and knows just what to say to make you trust her. presses just the right buttons to ensnare you, shares tiny slivers of information, only enough to make you realize that she knows far far more about you than you do her. stringing you along and feeding tidbits of information if you make her happy. promising she'll reveal what she knows if just do one more thing for her,
i LOVE tricking stupid naïve younger women into thinking i'm just perfect and we have every single thing in common.
we just happen to have the same tastes and like the same restaurants and cafés and watch the same shows and it's like a match made in heaven! i say the exact right thing at the perfect time and i just understand her so well, like nobody has before. how could i have known?!
you can trust me, right? right? how could i ever hurt you? we're just so alike. obviously, we were meant to be. do you want a drive home, by the way?
update: starting to get "Hey, did you do this to me?" DMs
logging onto woundblr and seeing all the pain on my gashboard
this is pretty pov accurate for most of you cuz of my height and how you'd be on your knees
4 months later give it up for feminising hormones
girl with a uniform fetish who gets really horny for women who are wearing lanyards but are otherwise dressed normally