this is MY existential prison

and I get to choose the decoration

[brucebocchi]

she moving on my castle til i howl

[adamraczek]

POV: du bist Markus Söder

[alterugdalf]

Deutsche Trump

Quelle: BILD

Wer es nicht mitbekommen hat: Es wurde eine Tomate geworfen.

[mewvore]

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

[iwannabeaswampwitch]

Lots of drama in our household

[segamascott]

it's okay to block people for being mildly annoying unless of course it's me in that case you're just gonna have to suck it up sorry

[meangirlnurse]

Leni is usually Big Chilling unless she uses her huge bunny feet to trample me

your cat's face is killing me 😭

[narcissene]

affirmations:

- it’s fun to be awake & in an upright position

- consciousness is a gift

- i CAN do this anymore

[eingedeutscht]

Bekräftigungen:

- es macht Spaß, wach und in aufrechter Position zu sein

- Bewusstsein ist ein Geschenk

- ich KANN das alles mehr

[contemptible-scoundrel]

tch... so it's an alliance out of necessity, huh...?

[coelii]

[stability]

[ardri-na-bpiteog]

Every time this comes around I get the enjoyment of all the people who don’t know Waterford Whispers is like the Irish Onion

[homunculus-argument]

Wednesday the 15th. What an excellent day. Middle of the week, middle of the month. Truly, we are in the middle of things.

[dozydawn]

nimble, a border collie-papillon mix, wins the 12” class in the 2024 masters agility championship. the first time a mixed breed has won at westminster ever.

[ch40s0w1]

context explaining why the announcer is screaming, this is supposed to take a high level competitive agility dog 40 seconds

[sandersstudies]

This video makes me cry every time it’s on my dash and I can’t even iterate why.

Like the dog doesn’t even know it’s a competition and she’s made history. She(?) just is happy and knows she made her owner happy too.

[solely-ashes]

The face of a being with only a wind storm between their ears, moments before unleashing it unto the world

[severeprincesheep]

always a pleasure to see this girl on my dashboard

[gazeldhazel]

haha [following] you are reblogging my post

[hemipenal-system]

😋

[angelicguy]

my toddler is 3 years old and wont eat anything other than fine porterhouse steaks and sweet port wine

[milk5-deactivated20260704]

you need to discipline your child. port is a horrible choice for the main course and wildly clashes with a rich béarnaise.

[angelicguy]

dude hes three….

[bumblr-dotcom]

And uncultured. Get a new child

[ryebreadgf]

favorite series of tweets

[toyota-supra]

hey. good luck with everything, okay? [cutting the rope connecting your boat to the dock] just good luck. [starts pushing your boat further towards the stream] just have a good luck out there

[aokozaki]

[not noticing I'm drifting out to sea] Meow meow meow meow! Meow meow meow~

[toyota-supra]

good luck! good luck!

[ladystoneshart]

cersei's chapters in affc: