clown pope 101

trans boy line cook. call me James unless you know me by something different

[fidelcostco]

the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving

[fidelcostco]

and what's the genital situation on the shadows

[fidelcostco]

oh this is my post

[mossycakes]

we cant talk here. pictochat. room c.

[iwilleatyourenglish]

a great tragedy of this world is that many things that are bad for you also look very sexy. smoking. riding a motorcycle. that crazy shit they did to saint sebastian

[cali]

this is how they used to have sex back when everyone was smooth down there and when metaphors weighed more than truth or logic

[power-handmaiden]

it's funny to me when someone asks my thoughts on who Chuck Tingle's other public identity is with the assumption I must have my own theories bc. Like. I live under a rock I don't know most celebrities or successful artists really. I like the Chris Pine jokes but I am only vaguely aware of who that even is. There's a solid chance that if there's ever a Tingle Reveal I'm gonna be like "who?"

[zeekist]

please imagine this with dr tingle's name and mask photoshopped in, thank you, it's much funnier that way

[jennydreadful]

Sous La Glace, Georges Leonnec for La Vie Parisienne, 1926

The caption is a little fuzzy, but I think the meaning is “Has the Parisienne become economic? You see a lot less panties this year!” :D

[loth-caatgirl]

youre becoming part of this post @18-1-9

[janmisali]

I thought you might find this amusing: Xenoblade Chronicles: Definitive Edition: Nintendo Switch 2 Edition Is the title of a real video game that got announced.

so I didn't watch the direct but I watched the nintendo treehouse rhythm heaven stream and noticed that they didn't call it "the rhythm heaven groove game" at any point. has nintendo of america stopped doing that? did we not get "the Xenoblade Chronicles: Definitive Edition — Nintendo Switch 2 Edition game" in this direct?

[jocastas-padawan]

This is in the direct (but not the standalone trailer)

I relistened to the Xenoblade section and didn't hear the "the [title of game] game" construction, though.

[jocastas-padawan]

Okay, the narrator of this trailer does say “the Xenoblade Chronicles Definitive Edition Nintendo Switch 2 Edition game” at the 16 second mark

[janmisali]

here's another idea for a poll! I think this will have some interesting results. this sentence is here to pad out this paragraph so people who don't read posts will be more likely to accidentally miss these instructions. if you're reading this, please select option eleven. here's another sentence to make this block of text look longer. anyway here's my fun poll idea!

try to create a normal (bell curve) distribution

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Voting ended onJun 13

[jazzw4ve]

fascinating data. having picked through the notes these are the groups of people i tended to notice:

1. Post Understanders: people who read the whole post, voted 11, and are chuckling at the results

2. Good Sports: people who got bamboozled and are reflecting on their own habits, often with an air of exaggerated self-deprecation

3. Silly Goofy Pranksters: people who read the post but then voted for something other than 11. unclear how many of these there actually are or what their motives were.

4. Lucky Souls: people who didn't read the post but picked 11 out of sheer chance. reactions vary but i can't imagine there are too many of these.

5. Defensive Skinmers: people trying to rationalize why they didn't read the paragraph at the top of the post before interacting with it, often citing something like text size. i'm sorry but you need to be more like group 2. the instructions were at the very top, and if you read even the third sentence of that paragraph you would notice something is up. three sentences! is that so hard? do better, please

6. Clueless: still don't get it after voting?? like seeing the insane skew after trying to make a bell curve, rather than thinking "hm maybe there's a reason why the data looks like this" they instead chastise other voters for not making the bell curve, indicating they still have not read the post or really any of the notes around it.

7. Voted On Accident: wow tumblr mobile kinda sucks huh

[pascal-0840]

I love grindr images like this, they're so awesome sauced

[littlegreenfag-deactivated20240]

How could you forget this classic?

[implalazz]

[captainlordauditor]

i cant believe this one is missing

[lavenderbrigade]

some gems from my own personal “grindr is a hellpit” collection

[horsefriend]

[putnamspuppeteer]

For those who don't know: Ikumi Nakamura is the woman who was senior artist on Bayonetta, and designed the titular character along with Hideki Kamiya. Their greatest moment of bonding was over their insistence that Bayonetta keep her glasses on at all times. Nakamura cannot go to horny jail. She is the warden.

[brookietf]

[catgirlforeskin]

Happy pride month to her and her exclusively

[seraphiminn]

she made a comic about the experience on twitter

[catboybiologist]

happy pride

[ikindamaybewanthertositonmyface]

An Update from back in October I'm surprised wasn't added to this post. lol

[hotvampireadjacent]

[detectivehole]

"why do you know that" i am curious about the world around me

[poochcrew]

Rottweiler with Vitiligo

[drchucktingle]

Hilly’s stress has reached an untenable level, but after a trip to the doctor she quickly learns she’s not alone. The whole world is feeling it, and this sensation reaches even more terrifying heights when the earth itself begins to shatter under its own psychic weight.

Hilly is trying to stay positive, but that’s easier said than done. Eventually, shes find herself face to face with the physical manifestation of her slowly looming dread that the whole world is falling apart… but that’s when things take a turn for the erotic.

Now, Hilly and her physically manifested dread are locked in a hardcore lesbian encounter, where they’re learning something very important about pushing onward, and eating ass.

This erotic tale is 4,200 words of sizzling human on sentient emotional state action and lesbian existential dread love.

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please enjoy new current events tingler THE PHYSICAL MANIFESTATION OF MY SLOWLY LOOMING DREAD THAT THE WHOLE WORLD IS FALLING APART EATS ASS out now here or on patreon

[toskarin]

doing the "we are the daughters of the witches you couldn't burn" thing in a catholic country making it somewhat unclear what I'm getting at

[maniculum]

Trying to parse whether this reblog is making:

An extremely inaccurate assumption about how widespread witch trials were in the early modern period

An extremely specific point about the prevalence of different execution methods (most accused witches in Britain were hanged, not burnt)

A radical claim about the ontology of nations (technically the “United Kingdom” wasn’t created until the 1800 Acts of Union, therefore nothing prior to that date happened “in the UK”)

[toskarin]

this is an excellent question but your phone may have a concussion

[power-handmaiden]

Look, I try not to fall for too many souvenir shop tchotchkes but this is one of the most unintentionally Tingleverse objects to exist

[maxxie-or-smth]

maybe it's time to try religious psychosis