Don't Keep The Devil Waiting, Old Friend

😭 small 🌴 i am GOD 👁 💅🏻 i will kiss 💋 your boyfriend Mac/Aries/Genderfluid/they;them Wannabe artist and writer

[memorycycle]

adhd tip you can replace a “meal” with up to 3 hours of “the app” but watch out

[slimegirlwarlock]

okay done 👍 why am i hurts

[mona-l1sa]

[mossycakes]

we cant talk here. pictochat. room c.

[ooppo]

Your heart is not true enough to enter the gates of Margaritaville

[crazy-brazilian]

[cali]

this is how they used to have sex back when everyone was smooth down there and when metaphors weighed more than truth or logic

[fidelcostco]

the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving

[fidelcostco]

and what's the genital situation on the shadows

[fidelcostco]

oh this is my post

[loreleywrites]

you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too

[twinktorturer]

the most sexual emotion a man can feel is fear

[browsingfreakshit]

Now why would Tumblr user twinktorturer say something like this

[banchie]

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

[anneemay]

[babyonwire]

Love when something is about a small fucked up weird supernatural town. Shoutout small fucked up weird supernatural towns

[maxxie-or-smth]

maybe it's time to try religious psychosis

[its-funnytwittertweets]

[ceruleanheaven]

brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man

[cheaphalloweencostume]

“be gay do crime! but sex is yucky and crime is wrong!” ass website

[cuppydogshane]

the unstoppable force is tonguing the immovable object and it seems to be enjoying the experience