Don't Keep The Devil Waiting, Old Friend

😭 small 🌴 i am GOD 👁 💅🏻 i will kiss 💋 your boyfriend Mac/Aries/Genderfluid/they;them Wannabe artist and writer

[koiagain]

"I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy" You are weak as Fuck boy

[pingo1387]

having a headache while hydrated is so unfair. you were supposed to protect me.

[brawlite]

i think i should be allowed to quit my job and write gross and smutty fanfiction all day and still pull in a salary. i think it's a reasonable ask.

[maxxie-or-smth]

half the thoughts i have aren't mine and i don't know where they're coming from

[alergictomostsandwiches]

my stupid fucking head just loves to ache

[lemon-labia]

"i asked ai" okay well i asked my mom and she ignored me

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

You have became this medieval role, how do you feel about it

you are in the medieval era and you have this role!

How do you feel?

great!! I love this

good!

It's okay

So bad. I hate this

This is similar to my real job!

Results/other

Voting ended onJul 18

[threedollarsdotcom]

STOP!!! telling me to change my lifestyle ive had ENOUGH!!!! of people teling me to "drop it" or asking "whats in your mouth". I VE GOT THANGS TO DO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!1!1!!!!!!

[koiagain]

my aura too cunt My blog too suicidal my fit too mid My bitch hate me

[twistedangelboness]

having friends is cool until they worry too much and get in the way of your self-destructive tendencies

[fairyinthetrees]

going with the flow in a face down in a river kinda way

[omnipotentnothing]

I have a headache because I'm a bad person

[theunsubtleknife]

Sleeping poorly is so embarrassing... sorry im grumpy I stayed up past my bedtime. Like a toddler

[torsnach]

Fool me once I kill myself on the spot

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

I do wish we could make it a little more socially acceptable to wander the streets at night weeping inconsolably I feel like that would have a great catharsis factor for a lot of people

[whyenn-reader]

you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to

[byjove]

my knight dismissed me as his squire for shrieking “DIVA DOWN!” when he was unhorsed on the battlefield