Excelsior!

We really are weak creatures, but that's why we can strive to become stronger. Even if you feel it's useless, each step we take leads to something great. That's why I'm sure we'll be able to change. Because we're weak... and because death is inevitable. Humans try their best to live and end up becoming stronger.

[shithowdy]

hey. if someone tries to smear you on the internet for something asinine, what you need to do is block every single person engaging with the post and remind yourself that absolutely under no circumstances are you obligated to draft a PR response defending some out-of-context screenshot or kink fanfiction or thing you said when you were 15 or whatever put your blood in the water. you are not a public figure or a brand. you do not have to respond to something if you know in your heart it is bullshit.

[frontmansdefender]

[evilnicegirl]

it’s bc im on that damn phone honestly

[dollbandcry]

how do people hatewatch things, i can barely find the time to read and watch all the things i actively want to, how the fuck are you putting time aside to watch an entire season of dogshit telly thats just gonna make you mad

[papayafromtv]

all the batkids are nepo babies not in the civilian/monetary sense but rather because as batman’s babies they are allowed to do whatever the fuck they want in gotham meanwhile any time any other member of the hero world steps out of line batman comes down on them like a steel hammer on a walnut.

batman will provide a list of rules for the JLA any time they need to work in gotham and the JL will just look between the rules and the group of kids hanging out behind batman like. hold on now.

flash: no metas?

batman: yup.

flash: who’s that then?

batman: that’s signal, he can glow and he’s lovely, now take his fucking name out your mouth.

flash: …

~

superman: and you said no guns?

batman: yeah absolutely no guns allowed.

dick: *from upstairs* dAAAAAAD I’M GONNA BE LATE FOR WORK HAVE YOU SEEN MY BADGE AND GUN?

batman: *yelling back* I THINK YOU LEFT THEM IN THE OFFICE.

dick: OH YEAH, THANKS.

batman: NO PROBLEM SWEETIE HAVE A GOOD DAY AT WORK!

superman: hm.

batman: he’s different.

superman: how?

batman: i love him.

~

wonder woman: you are against taking human life, are you not?

batman: absolutely and that is non-negotiable. we are not judge jury and executioner.

wonder woman: i see. turn around.

*jason and tim two rooftops over, arguing how best to dispose of the loa assassin corpses they just took down*

batman:

batman: i dont see a problem here. those are my sweet boys.

jason, distantly heard from behind: yeah fuck you we’re his sweet boys.

wonder woman: *sighs*

~

batman: honestly the most important thing is that we serve justice and keep morality intact even when dealing with the toughest cases.

green lantern: damian has a secret prison under the titans tower where he’s been torturing their villains rather than trying to reform them.

batman: he’s so cute and small. my baby.

green lantern: bruce-

batman: get out of my city.

[papayafromtv]

everyone saying ‘jAsOn wOuLdNt sWeAr aT WoNdER wOmAn’ you are not on my level. that’s his cool auntie diana. i want their relationship to be so fucking fun. when jason was first taken in by bruce and was terrified that acting anything other than perfect would get him kicked out, diana was the one that upon first meeting him gave him a high-five and said ‘fuck yeah, new robin!’. since diana is clearly jasons favourite, shes the one that takes care of him whenever batman is too busy to keep an eye on him at the watchtower. they’re close. they’re casual-close.

diana is the only one allowed to tease jason about his relationship with roy and how even partner-wise he cant stop following in dick’s footsteps. jason just grins and points out that as a thousand+ year old immortal amazon any human SHE dates would be a victim of grooming. diana puts him in a headlock and calls him a little shit THAT’S HIS FUN AUNTIE DIANA, IF HE CASUALLY SAYS ‘man fuck you’ TO HER ALL SHE’S GOING TO DO IS FLIP HIM OFF BEHIND BRUCES BACK. JASON CAN TOTALLY SWEAR AT WONDER WOMAN GET ON MY LEVEL.

[thisauthorisscreaming]

Does it count as 'sword in the stone' if it looks more like 'sword in the cairn'...?

[heartfairy]

I would love to unclench my jaw one day

[throathole]

The fact that “double texting” is in any way considered lame or a social faux pas is legitimately insane. So what, are we supposed to just send each other concise, dry, formal solitary text messages in a strict back and forth order? What is this, the military? Does sending two texts back to back make me look desperate for your attention? Well, guess what bitch I am desperate and starving for your friendship and love. idgaf I will send you 20 messages in a row because I care about you

[goryhorroor]

ok guys jokes over, times to bring back video rental stores, down with streaming services

[the-bitch-mob]

fuck it. be creative even if you never really *make* anything. write out plot synopses of stories and then move on. design OCs you'll never use. make mood boards and concept art and don't do anything with them. life's too short to forget everything that inspired you and creation doesn't have to be "complete" to be worth the time you put into it.

[coyotette]

[tapacamino]

Absolutely crazy to me that the pro AI people nearly always think creative stuff is a chore that a machine needs to do instead of something that is actually fun.

[kosmogrl]

you’ll be fine. you made it out of impossible situations before and you will do it again

[kosmogrl]

ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME? YOU WILL DO IT AGAIN.

[mynorthernattitude]

and for the lady, perhaps a fking break?

[qcharlie]

i think being able to identify and deconstruct an irrational feeling should make it go away. i literally solved your riddle puzzle master can u let me OUT the damn TORTURE LABYRINTH

[seashellronan]

guys i’m so sorry to say this but exercising and indulging in hobbies rather than scrolling on your phone for 200 hours actually does improve your mood and overall mental health, this has deeply upset me more than anyone

[gnusnoteunuchs]

it's weird how whenever a neighbor's smoke alarm goes off it's because they're a talentless hack who can't cook, but when mine goes off it's because my culinary craft is being hamstrung by a draconian smoke detector that is far too sensitive for its own good

[intercal]

"it is what it is," he coped seethingly