star stuff

June!/they-her/mid-20s/virgo/tired & gay

[yay-bunnies-zone]

a bunnies is capable.of imcredible feats

[rosey-thorns]

i mean yeah look at these things

[phantomrose96]

I want all animals to become sapient enough to produce art specifically because I want to see what sort of sex homunculus caricature each species would create if given the ability to draw

[phantomrose96]

Like we've already got the anime waifu with the needle-waist and watermelon-bazonkas and borzoi-legs and bug-eyes. Now show me a fucked-up stupid beetle as drawn by a horny beetle. I want to see what a cartoonishly sexy lion looks like according to lions. I want to see the most ridiculous drawing of a peahen that would have the peacocks squaring up by the fountain.

[phantomrose96]

We give this power to ostriches and they just start drawing people

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[sexycraisinthanos]

[cosmonautroger]

[spankerella]

@ perfectunion

[massachusetts-official]

Official Post of Massachusetts

[tragbarerpanzrabwehrkomplexfagot]

[superchat]

[omgthatdress]

ily, menswear guy

[alexandriaellisart]

girls

[zinesbycee]

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

[waitingforthet]

Cinderella is public domain but Disney might come after me for “bippity boppity.”

[cosmonautroger]

Cheeta Cub

[notaplaceofhonour]

Ryan Gosling’s career has just been one long quest to climb the Warner Bros water tower

[notaplaceofhonour]

that man has been trying to climb this tower since he was 16. he has asked multiple times, and every time they said no, but now he’s famous enough & variety was able to convince them to do a shoot on the tower. it all led here. it was all for this.

[notaplaceofhonour]

I’m obsessed with the implication that this was a coming-of-age ritual where a boy becomes a man, like a bar mitzvah

[rariatoo]

Takes off!

[demilypyro]

[demilypyro]

fucking awesome

[1birocketship]

beh @snapscube