Overhead while walking to the parking lot, on campus: an actual real-life college-student + sugar daddy AU in the making:
Male College Student: so I think my roommateās older brother is, like, hitting on me.
Female College Student: really??
Male Student: yeah, wellā¦like, heās like helping us out with rent and stuff? And he, like, wants to hang out a lotā¦like, even with just me, like, Roommate isnāt even thereā¦and then he bought Roommateās books for next semester, except he asked if I wanted to come to the bookstore, and then he bought my books. Like, I didnāt let him buy all of them ācause I felt weird. But then he bought me dinner. So, likeā¦
Female Student: (half-joking) is he hot?
Male Student: uhhhā¦I guess? Yeah. Maybe. I mean, I dunno.
Female Student: wait, though, is this like a creepy thing? Is he creepy?
Male Student: no! No, dude, heās not likeālike heās actually a pretty cool guy, like heās paying for Roommate to go to college and helping us out, and heās all smart, like heās a lawyer and shit, and heās, like, chill, y'know, andā
Female Student: oh my god you like, LIKE him.
Male Student: (loudly enough that heads turn) IāM NOT GAY.
Female Student: you totally like him!
Male Student: BUT IāM NOT GAY.
Female Student: youāre, like, gay FOR HIM.
Male Student: (stops walking) BUTāFUCK.
Female Student: you could, like, be dating a lawyer!
ā¦at which point, because theyād stopped walking, I had to maneuver around them and pretend Iād not been eavesdropping, and find my car.
We may never know the outcome, but I like to think that Sudden Epiphany College Student and Roommateās Hot Lawyer Older Brother are now happily dating. (I also wonder what Roommate thinks of thisāas a friend I imagine he is pleasedāand whether he was secretly hoping for this outcome.)
Anyway, though: imagine your OTP. :D
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