That one blog

My life is exceptionally average. So is my blog. I like Lana Del Rey, space, and anything that looks pretty. I also reblog endless amounts of whatever the hell happens to pop up on my dash, so... if you like funny stuff, I've got plenty of it.

[the-silly-creature]

Someone sent me this

[greengay]

GREEN DAY vs. homophobia in the early 90’s

[imabloodymartian]

The Crowd: Ewwww

Greenday:

[krudman]

MS Paint just got two killer features for a '90s graphics editor

Microsoft has announced new features coming to its Paint app. The new features are currently available for Microsoft Insiders and will likel

MS paint is getting layers and transparency support. This is the single greatest art news of my life.

[raevenlywrites]

[guerrillatech]

[esoomris]

Wow.... so you’re telling me you took an action that resulted in the death of one person...... to save the lives of many people.... who would have died if you did nothing??? that sounds so familiar

[kedreeva]

[nudityandnerdery]

I found @netherworldpost's new role model.

[words-and-coffee]

Alice Te Punga Somerville, Always Italicise: How to Write While Colonised - Kupu rere kē

[jupiterandbeyondtheinfinite]

Life update: I'm alive and well. I've been working in a casino since October and have gone hardcore into my workaholic tendencies. Regardless, I'm happy and healthy and finally acquiring that bread for the first time in my life 👍👍👍

[beaubambabey]

I am going to spit on Thomas Edison's grave

[cerastes]

*coughing blood and covered in wounds, on one knee, gripping my sword planted on the ground… And yet, smiling* Heh… And yet, despite everything… *I start glowing with mysterious power* I stay silly!

[sometransgal]

We can buy each other checkmarks now? Tumblr sanctioned violence

[cipheramnesia]

It's unchecked violence.

[serethespider]

i think the violence is very checked, actually

[moonpaw]

perhaps a bit too checked

[zizelle]

ilove homosexuals i  love bisexuals  i love trans !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yayy ayyayy ayy Weare all sooo ocool

[plum-soup]

your silence on fresh basil pesto is deafening.

[escuerzoresucitado]

[squeakitties]

[through-a-historic-lens]

New York police officer fires his .38 service revolver at almost point-blank range into a piece of bulletproof glass, with a very brave test subject behind it, 1931.

[onion-souls]

What experimental value does a whole living guy add to this

[secretaryofdarkness]

Cops don’t shoot their guns if there’s no potential for civilian harm. It’s a motivator.

[jupiterandbeyondtheinfinite]

@bubsaroni , pretty sure tagging you in snail material is the only reason I open Tumblr lol

[galaxywarp]

trick or treat!

TRICK

[tikkety-tok]

the audacity to hiss after 😂

[waterloggedowl]

The fact that the little one falls off the step in the last second makes this

[professionaljester]

What is happening

[rivercityrabbitsbro]

[description: tiktoker skweezy4real talking to the camera with his mask on]

"So what's the worst job you ever had? For me, it was when I was selling stolen computer chips, and (unintelligible, possibly 'In Compton') and-- What the f- [camera turns to a group of people and two alpacas, one man holding out bowl of carrots] what is this?"

"Oh hey! You wanna feed an alpaca?"

"Say- Yes! Do I just like hold it up to him?"

"Yeah just put them in your mouth and they'll take 'em from you"

"In my MOUTH?"

"In your mouth, in your mouth"

[takes off mask, puts a carrot in each corner like tusks] "Like this?

"Yeah almost like a walrus"

"And I just... I give it to..?"

"Yeah just let them see it, walk up to them and they'll take it from you"

[does it, people cheer]

".......thank you?"

[reallycoolsoup]

Everything I know of skweezy this seems to be just how life is for him