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and a little borzoi design
i’m spending today thinking about how saber toothed cats ALSO probably had a potato form. how they also had a stage where they were fat little babies with very triangle tails and tiny squeaky voices. how they also probably play wrestled and failed badly at calculating jumps.
i’m going to fistfight god for killing them off before i could personally see fat potato saber kittens
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The core conceit of Lord of the Rings is pretty funny. You are a twenty three year old in a suburb of Maine. The little bracelet in your grandpa’s attic has an inscription on it that is the password to the world’s entire nuclear arsenal. It is up to you to walk to the only hydraulic press in the world, located in Arizona, before the FBI finds the bracelet, kills you, and enslaves the suburb of Maine you currently live in
Also the 90-year old hobo that your grandpa beat in a rap battle for possession of the bracelet while hiding from the Romanian secret police really loved the bracelet because it was coated in small amounts of LSD and tried to hunt and kill your grandpa to get it back. He was then apprehended by the FBI and instantly gave them your grandpa’s address. Seal Team Six is about to break down your door and shoot you, says your local congressman who can also do cool magic tricks
There's a guy in NY who MIGHT be capable of destroying the codes but won't coz he simply wants to spend time with his wife. So it's up to your grandpa's old friend in rural Ohio to get you the friends capable of finishing the task.
And we must not, at any point, remember the existence of aircraft and ask aloud why we can't just fly to Arizona
We can't use aircraft because the fbi has access to all the flight data how many times do we need to go over this
one does not simply get on a flight to Arizona
Languages tend to peak at their word for butterfly. Never seen 2 that are the same, either. Papillon. Mariposa. Borboleta. Fluture. Vlinder. Schmetterling. Pillangó. Babochka. Farfalla. Sommerfugl. Perhonen. Farasha. Titali. Chōchō. Nabi. Húdié. Buom buom. Great job guys, i really mean it.
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westley in the princess bride was so funny for being like ‘talk about this dead guy you loved lol’ and getting the tea about himself
oh he was ur true love? you thought he was hot n strong? rate him 1-10 and why
horror movies are so much scarier when the actors look like an average sampling of the human population. and the house is a little messy
when everyone has veneers and the house is pristine and tastefully decorated: (in the back of my mind) these people were hand-selected for visual appeal. this is a set. this is a story
when the actor has a little acne and there are dirty dishes in the sink: aaaaahhhhh this is just like Me and My House ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!
when everyone has veneers and the house is pristine and tastefully decorated: (in the front of my mind) these people had it coming
Thinking about a vampire dude bro who won't drink girl blood- because he's afraid it will estroginise him soy products style- getting trapped in a mental cage when he learns vampire dude who only bites other dudes reads as gay
what gets me about the padawan haircut is that there was absolutely no precedent for it in the original trilogy which means that george lucas just wanted to do that to ewan mcgregor
You know, considering what the fuck the ogre poppenang team does (turning a throwaway joke about gnomes into an actual plot point) im just gonna wager a guess and say that grimal *did* survive... in big, glowing air quotes.
Cause she's the crilin of the verse
I say this as a person running multiple World of Darkness games that fold into each other as part of a grand narrative, I know how I would do it. This is how:
Per the episode with Horse, when Horse went off the rails doom prophecy he mentioned a list of beings. One of which. Was milklings. Changelings, in another word! And in Grimal no Uta, she and Kitten talked about their history. How they met. How they got together and how they broke up. One thing that stood out to me is how Grimal chooses violence at the drop of a hat when honor is on the line. Hers, when someone at that rave grabbed her ass, or Kittens, when they passed that alley of heckling assholes. She's literally incapable of letting it go, right? She's also really really fucking strong. I know people were suspecting her of being a ghoul, but I have to break it to you guys: a ghoul cannot hold back a werewolf with one hand. Not a chance. But a troll? Oh yes. A toll absolutely could. So what the hell am I talking about? Well - a type of Changeling! The Knight in Shining Armor type of Changeling. Mechanically, Trolls get extra strength and extra health, right off the bat at character creation. They're stubborn to a fault - nothing interferes with their devotion to duty, and should they forsake that duty, their strength leaves them to wither, sicken and thus must find a way to atone in order to regain that strength.
(Is this sounding familiar yet?)
But a key aspect of Changelings is that they, because they carry a Fae Soul and are not truly human, are always othered. They have a rough time fitting in (a core theme of all the corebooks in WoD is 'belonging vs othering') and have stories that reflect this - like Grimal's parents. She barely mentions it in Grimal no Uta but that speaks loud enough to me to check the right box. It ended up drawing her to the supernatural. Like calls to like. And the whole fight with Stig was about honor. It's the perfect time to pull a pick-yourself-up type of badass move like crawling out of her own grave. It's the perfect time to Dream Dance, finishing the Changeling Chrysalis into a troll, fully capable of picking that fight right back up where it left off before Stig lost it to Rage. Additional Points in favor of my argument: 1. HtP team does not shy from showing us gore. We did not see Grimal's face. If it was fully crushed, wouldn't we have seen more of it?
2. The top half of her face, specifically, was tastefully shadowed. Trolls grow horns. They're also very blue.
3. The Yaoi Paddle is a type of club. Troll. Club. C'mooooooon
4. Stig can see spirits! A useful Gift of the Garou. When a Changeling Dances, they explode into so much Glamor (mechanically, this is their power source, like vampires to blood, but glamour is the stuff of art and dreams) that it not only is visible like a beacon but it also takes the shape of creatures and things. That'll be fully visible to Stig and, because of the next point, he might know what it means!
5. I believe Stig is a Galliard, which is the Werewolf Bard class, usually in charge of Social Matters, keeping an oral record of the caern/sept/pack's history, and maintain the morale of the pack. Most Galliard Gifts are heavily focused on Honor! We have a theme here, pitting two honorable supernaturals against each other in this fight. It could be a means to peace later on, because as we've established -
6. The D Family are not normal hunters. They're fully capable of befriending and recruiting what "ought" to be their prey. Big D in particular is very kind. Gives grace and dignity to those he crosses. This is best displayed in the very first episode, where he sat with the Kindred woman until sunrise. It makes more sense to me that the family continues to gather Supernatural allies rather than purely human, bog-standard hunters.
7. I also don't believe Kitten is human either. I believe Kitten is either Bastet (Cat version of the Garou) or descended from Bastet (called kinfolk). The Bastet native to Norfolk were not only nearly decimated by the Black Spiral Dancers (Wyrm-corrupted Garou, Pentex, etc) with the survivors also corrupted ... but they also have immense history with the Fae of the area.
So c'mon! Take my hand. Believe in Troll Grimal with me.
A few additional points (if you don't mind my friend):
The Changeling court (Kingdom of Roses) in the London/East Anglia area is ruled by a Troll knight. (Kinda circumstantial, I know, but still!!! Troll rep in the area.)
Trolls gain Glamour via tending to their oaths and protecting/maintaining what they have. This could be taking care of a yaoi paddle or through combat. They typically engage in Revelry (glamour feeding, basically) through athleticism and combat.
Trolls who get pushed to the extremes can sink into their Unseelie side -- "Ogres" -- which is basically like a battle fugue. Where they're both incredibly violent and very, very stupid. When Kitten was describing how Grimal jumped into combat against those guys who were saying harassing remarks, and her immediate inability to remember what exactly happened, I immediately went "That's Troll shit." And not even because of the anger or the memory loss! Because of how she remembered it. Trolls are bound by honor and duty. They fight for noble causes, like swearing to protect someone, and they will defend those oaths until their dying breath. Grimal believed she was protecting Kitten. She was doing the honorable thing.
When Trolls Unleash (their magic), they're surrounded by the chants and voices of trolls who died in combat. I just think this is a neat coincidence, because we saw something similar happen when Stig was using his Galliard Gifts. I think there's a lot of cinematic potential if Grimal comes back with her own chant later for a rematch, after Chrysalis.
As mentioned, Trolls are pretty much the only other creature in the WoD that could potentially go toe to toe with any Garou, regardless of form. Which, to be specific, Stig was not in his Homid (human) form during the fight with Grimal. He was in Glabro, between Homid and Crinos (the giant war form). If he was Homid, he wouldn't have taken any damage from the silver on the Yaoi paddle.
5. (continued) In Glabro form, Garou get bonuses to all their Physical tests -- which is how damage is calculated in WoD, as well as your ability to do combat! To fight! In terms of W5, in order for Grimal to go toe to toe with Stig at all, her Strength + Melee pool has to be exceptional, which requires her to not be a Mundane human. Think of how much damage she's able to do with a swing of her paddle compared to Kitten's stabbing Stig in the heart (the blade barely pierced the skin) or any of the Leopoldites' bullets. Grimal's swing had more force behind it than bullets. Even Kindred with Elder levels of Potence and Fortitude are terrified of Garou.
6. Gangrel have problems with Garou, and they're one of the stronger clans in terms of combat potential. A TREMERE ghoul? please. Pleeeeeeeeeeease be so fucking SERIOUS. Even in V20 where ghouls were stronger, they were limited to their domitor's disciplines and take decades to learn a single one. There's no way Grimal somehow got the 9 levels of Fortitude she'd need to tank a Garou headsmash between getting her shit kicked in by a bunch of mortal guys while dating Kitten and now. And in V5, ghouls are even weaker.
I really love when cats use their front legs to hold something in place while they use their back legs to kick the absolute shit out of it
Destruction. Annihilation, even
Today's bug thing is this mantis plush by WeirdBugLady!
i think maybe my new favorite category of roman intaglio art is "insects doing human things" because it's so indicative of the human need for whimsy. now take a look at this 1st century BC/AD intaglio of a grasshopper in a chariot pulled by butterflies
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jigsaw apprentice here! this is actually a common misconception. the blades on the wheel actually cause you to be a better driver, because you’ll be more careful driving if you’re worried about hurting yourself. additionally, you’ll also learn a valuable moral lesson about that thing you did that one time. you know the one. happy driving!