hello vonnie
shark vs the universe
@theartofmadeline
Not today Justin
cherry valley forever
taylor price
Misplaced Lens Cap
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#extradirty
KIROKAZE
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
occasionally subtle
Color Me Curious
tannertan36
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
roma★
untitled
noise dept.
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@just-another-narrator
"Paladin Mike would hate hawkins Mike!" "they would be at each others throats!"
WRONG. Palading Mike sees his younger self in regular Mike 100%, cuz yk SAME PERSON
Paladin Mike comforting and explaining things to regular Mike🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏
Also yes this is very rushed, leave me alone
“Paladin Mike would
hate hawkins Mike!” “they would be
at each others throats!”
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
I love my job, but reblogging employment jelly for someone else I love.
I loathe my job and need a new one. I need all the help I can get.
I loathe my job and
need a new one. I need all
the help I can get.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
please im so broke
somehow I got 95/20 on an assignment
I hope they never fix it and leave it this way forever
reblog the Awesome Grade picture for awesome grades
guys this really works i reblogged it and then got 870% on an essay
May your GPA rise due to clerical error.
this magical tumblr grade increaser comes once in a million years, reblog for good grades
CMON MAGICAL PICTURE
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
OMG PLS PLS PLS HAPPEN
PLEASE
CMON, JUST THIS ONCE
Plzzzz
PLEASE I NEED THIS SO MUCH RIGHT NOW
LITERALLY BEGGING PLEASE I NEED THIS
PLEASE PLEASE PLEA
PLEASE I HAVE ASSESSMENTS THIS WEEK I NEED THIS PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
if i reblog this the summer before college will the luck last for 4 years
350 words
IS NOT FREAKING ENOUGH GIVE ME MORE
can i show this post to my mom so she stops thinking i’m easy to peer pressure?
MY BL SPREADSHEET
hello i am coming out as incredibly neurodivergent and sharing the spreadsheet that i use to rate and keep track of bls <3
my categories
the full spread but here's the link if anyone wants to look closer
if you make silly spreadsheets or something similar ADD YOURS AND LET ME SEE IT 🫶🏻
*note: these are just my personal opinions, please don't be mean if you disagree. this is all light-hearted <3
more of my insanity: blorbo playlists
Hi lemme just *bookmarks the spreadsheet* thanks
The Bawk Ness Monster is also now on Netgalley!!!
“Penny swears that when she was a little girl, a creature called the Bawk-ness Monster—half sea serpent, half chicken—saved her from drowning. Now, years later, she’s about to move away to a new city, and before she goes, she needs the help of her best friends, Luc and K, for a vitally important mission: seeing “Bessie” one more time. But in their quest to find Bessie and give Penny the send-off she deserves, the kids stumble into a whole new problem—cryptids are being kidnapped by an evil collector, and only Penny, Luc, and K can save them!”
Is this real? Please tell me this is real
when she says she doesn’t send nudes
when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes
when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia
When Russia sends you nudes
#what the fuck happened here
This is my favorite post in all of tumblr
reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia
reblog it, because Russia can´t
Thanks Obama
When Russia makes this post illegal
I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS
I will reblog this every goddamn time I find it on my dash
omg
World heratige post
ah yes, the original version
certified iconic post
The satisfaction knowing that I can reblog this but Russia can’t
The satisfaction
knowing that I can reblog
this but Russia can’t
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
holy cow 3.5m notes and not all of them are deactivated
Yet another iconic Pinterest Tumblr screenshot gem
Know your roses guys Or you just might fuck up the moment
and you dont want to do that ._.
salmon is for desire
what am I looking at
I can’t even remember how many times I’ve reblogged this anymore
Why isn't there a rose for a friend you hate with your entire soul
But in an affectionate way
Signs and their months on an alignment chart
Let's play Rock Paper Scissors!!! It's you up against the option with the most votes. Put in the tags whether you won, lost, or tied, but don't say anything about what you voted or what the current results are.
Ready? Now....
ROCK PAPER SCISSORS SHOOT!!!!
Rock 🪨
Paper 📃
Scissors ✂️
bitches be like "these are my comfort characters!" and it's a group of murderers
SOMEONE TAGGED THIS AS BTS????????????
???????????????????
yeah basically a bunch of their music videos starting from i need u (2015) have contained a running story with the members playing different characters. i dont remember much about it because a) im not as big of a bts fan anymore and b) their recent mvs havent referenced it but this article has decent rundowns of each of the characters (uhh tw for mentions of car crashes, family death, hospitalization, abuse, murder, and suicide) https://www.koreaboo.com/lists/heres-brief-explanation-character-bts-universe/
LOONAVERSE?????????
i have seen man made horrors beyond your comprehension
(diagram credit to u/bragen on reddit)
you try to read this and your brain explodes
This is what it feels like to chew 5 gum
this is worse than what inspired redesign your logo
what inspired redesign your logo.
the pepsi logo document that included stuff like the gravitational pull of the pepsi logo and compared it to the mona lisa.
GRAVITATIONAL PULL OF THE PEPSI LOGO????????
Hi if you are new her and are coming from twitter and use tunblr on mobile PLEASE DO THIS or you will get bamboozled:
Tinestamps are hidden by default.
Tumblr is a platform where 10+ year old posts still circulate. You absolutely will need timestamps or you will most likely fall for out-dated information or scams.
Thank you. The one piece of detail absent that was bothering me.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH
For scientific study reasons how many bats have you removed from your house. Like the animal, not the wooden thing
One
Two
Three
Four
Five
Six or more
At least one every year
I never counted. I’m not really much of a math guy
Sat on the couch and screamed while someone else removed the bat
None (I will be surprised if anyone chooses this option)
Do reblog if you answer, I need a large test group. 
So somebody on my Facebook posted this. And I’ve seen sooooo many memes like it. Images of a canvas with nothing but a slash cut into it, or a giant blurry square of color, or a black circle on a white canvas. There are always hundreds of comments about how anyone could do that and it isn’t really art, or stories of the time someone dropped a glove on the floor of a museum and people started discussing the meaning of the piece, assuming it was an abstract found-objects type of sculpture.
The painting on the left is a bay or lake or harbor with mountains in the background and some people going about their day in the foreground. It’s very pretty and it is skillfully painted. It’s a nice piece of art. It’s also just a landscape. I don’t recognize a signature style, the subject matter is far too common to narrow it down. I have no idea who painted that image.
The painting on the right I recognized immediately. When I was studying abstraction and non-representational art, I didn’t study this painter in depth, but I remember the day we learned about him and specifically about this series of paintings. His name was Ad Reinhart, and this is one painting from a series he called the ultimate paintings. (Not ultimate as in the best, but ultimate as in last.)
The day that my art history teacher showed us Ad Reinhart’s paintings, one guy in the class scoffed and made a comment that it was a scam, that Reinhart had slapped some black paint on the canvas and pretentious people who wanted to look smart gave him money for it. My teacher shut him down immediately. She told him that this is not a canvas that someone just painted black. It isn’t easy to tell from this photo, but there are groups of color, usually squares of very very very dark blue or red or green or brown. They are so dark that, if you saw them on their own, you would call each of them black. But when they are side by side their differences are apparent. Initially you stare at the piece thinking that THAT corner of the canvas is TRUE black. Then you begin to wonder if it is a deep green that only appears black because the area next to it is a deep, deep red. Or perhaps the “blue” is the true black and that red is actually brown. Or perhaps the blue is violet and the color next to it is the true black. The piece challenges the viewer’s perception. By the time you move on to the next painting, you’re left to wonder if maybe there have been other instances in which you believe something to be true but your perception is warped by some outside factor. And then you wonder if ANY of the colors were truly black. How can anything be cut and dry, black and white, when even black itself isn’t as absolute as you thought it was?
People need to understand that not all art is about portraying a realistic image, and that technical skills (like the ability to paint a scene that looks as though it may have been photographed) are not the only kind of artistic skills. Some art is meant to be pretty or look like something. Other art is meant to carry a message or an idea, to provoke thought.
Reinhart’s art is utterly genius.
“But anyone could have done that! It doesn’t take any special skill! I could have done that!”
Ok. Maybe you could have. But you didn’t.
Give abstract art some respect. It’s more important than you realize.
Give abstract art some
respect. It’s more important
than you realize.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die
How you dying 👀
“What do you want to be when you grow up?”
I want to be financially stable with a good credit score. I want to be sure that when I slide my card I won’t have to pick and choose between fabric softener and avocados.
When I grow up, I want to be a tax payer and a sufficient home cook. I want to be an exerciser, who gets up early and runs toward nothing in particular because isn’t that a beautiful concept?
It is Thanksgiving dinner — no it is a school reunion — no it is an initial meeting of my boyfriend’s parents where I am asked time and time again.
What are you doing? What do you want to pursue? Who do you want to be?
In kindergarten we were asked what we wanted to be, and had to dress accordingly. Lined across the stage were handcuffs, stethoscopes, glaring red helmets, and me in my halo and wings. I couldn’t understand why everyone laughed when I said I wanted to be an angel.
It's only noon it's too early to be crying
