Shit I Find Funny

[whichcouldmeanothing]

The thing in my life that I'm the most proud of and the most grateful for is Iz and my child.

Brennan Lee Mulligan Eats His Last Meal

[mistershoestied]

literally just the entire spaghetti mobster bit because i just want to have the full clip on my blog

[spikespeaches]

happy out for a walk bitch day to those who celebrate

[harrowharks-earing]

[dropoutposts]

#get that man soooo many sams to fuck with

[oplishin]

[rrat-king]

statistically he is phenomenal at losing

[initiala]

A little girl in my 4th grade class came up to me after recess and said, “I got married at recess!” and I said “Oh? I didn’t know anyone was ordained under the age of twelve.” and she asked me what ordained meant and I explained and then she said “Oh, well, no, my wife and I were married by the slide, but we’ll be happy together anyway.”

So apparently on school playgrounds, slides are already legalizing same-sex marriage.

[hinoneko]

They warned us it would be a slippery slope.

[tiredadventurer]

[dropoutposts]

Ally: WHY WAS IT UP

[deramin2]

Game Changer fans, if you're wondering what glorious art Jacob Wysocki might make with good funding, please watch his two existing short films. They're delightful explorations of magical realism in the everyday corners of LA life. I love how the unexpected endings recontextualize the entire story in really powerful ways.

Just A Little Blues About A Girl

A guy who really just wants to get high responds to the Instagram ad of a white woman witch promising transformative ceremonies with DMT. But as her rituals get stranger and more intense, he gets far more than he bargains for. Genuinely one of my favorite short films ever.

Tunnel Rave

A guy gets lost in a culvert tunnel during a rave and stumbles out into a canyon with a bridge high above. There he meets and befriends a troll, and they go on a quest for fairy milk.

[forepop]

my dad, trying to explain the concept of money to me: say you have a sandwich, and i need your sandwich. but i don't have anything to give you. you're not just gonna give it to me.

me: i would just give it to you.

my dad:

[androfembot]

in elementary school we had. basically an immersive economics lesson that was "playing City," with different jobs and businesses; it was mostly semi-free time for socializing and selling/buying toys and snacks from each other. one of the lessons we were supposed to learn was the importance of paying a small amount of money into health and/or business insurance, because you had a chance of being hit with the Daily Disaster and a huge bill.

anyway, some kid who didn't buy insurance got hit with a "medical bill" early on, so he was supposed to be bankrupt and have to sit the rest of the game out. the 8 year olds were not having it and spontaneously invented crowdfunding so he could keep playing with everyone else.

kids who don't 'get it' are right, actually

[sonnetscrewdriver]

endlessly, morbidly fascinated by how when you're a kid you're constantly having parents, school, religion, media, all drumming it into your head that Sharing Is Good And You Need To Do It, and then you grow up and suddenly they're all like right never mind all that, this is The Real World and it's every bastard for himself

[kushblazer666]

[yourfriendfrogs]

[kragehund-est]

oh my god

[lennyjamin]

spoke deeply to me.

[memingursa-deactivated20250625]

Italian Nirvana

[slayianthe]

i’m so appreciative to suzanne for reframing the rebellion from the original trilogy as a “they saw their moment and took it” type situation and showing us that they’ve been trying, over and over, with so many failed attempts, to break the arena and incite a rebellion for decades. in this current political climate never giving up hope is so essential. haymitch wasn’t the first nor the last, and they kept going even when it seemed completely futile, and that’s what counts, and what ultimately saves them all.

[virgoanmaenad]

“and they kept going even when it seemed completely futile, and that’s what counts, and what ultimately saves them all.”

I just really wanna remember this when it all seem futile

[eaglerayys]

Suzanne Collin’s just said fuck you to everyone who’s ever critiqued the Hunger Games as being a “teen girl saves the day” story. She said oh, Mockingjay didn’t make it clear enough? Here’s a book about how people have been rebelling for decades only to have their efforts suppressed and propagandized. Rebellion takes time and it takes failure and Katniss may have been the spark that ignited the wildfire but she did so standing atop the doused flames of everyone who came before her.

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