For all the people saying "A":
It's "B".
(He also shows why the "jumping through a moving door" analogy people keep bringing up is a bad one in this case.)

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For all the people saying "A":
It's "B".
(He also shows why the "jumping through a moving door" analogy people keep bringing up is a bad one in this case.)
Kars4Kids being in the news again has reminded me that Oorah is one of those research rabbit holes that will drive you insane because it's impossible to describe without sounding at least a little anti-Semitic.
"ok so you know those really annoying Kars4Kids ads? You know the ones that are like '1-877-KARS-4-KIDS' yeah those? Ok so all of the money from that charity goes to this organization called Oorah which is this non-profit dedicated to supporting the Haredi Jewish community in New York and New Jersey. Yes they advertise nationwide, no they do not mention their religious affiliation in the ads. What are Haredi Jews? They're like the Duggar family of Jews we don't have time to get into it. What kind of services does Oorah provide? Mostly free trips to Israel for teenagers where they can listen to settler propaganda and hook up with IDF soldiers. Do they do anything else? They invest in real estate, they run some upstate New York summer camps that are famous in the area for labor and safety violations and they also do adult matchmaking. Why would a charity need to run a matchmaking service? Because the Haredim do arranged marriages look I told you we can't get into this right now. Oh also they run an annual 'charity auction' that is probably an illegal raffle and their mascot is an anthropomorphic $5 bill named Fiveish. No I'm not kidding bro I fucking WISH I was kidding rn"
Now you might be saying "hey Minerva I recognize that mascot, isn't that Yapdollar???" Yes and no. When he's promoting Oorah he's Fiveish and when he's narrating over bad Chinese lifehack videos he's Yapdollar it's sort of a Jeckyll and Hyde situation.
Yeesh.
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sad part about being fascinated by christianity on a purely historical and anthropological level is that sometimes i get bullshit like this on my feed and i just have to sigh and remember this is the bed i made myself.
“being fascinated by christianity on a purely historical and anthropological level” sounds like a chemist being fascinated by oxygen on a purely scientific level but never bothering to breath.
As always, christians are so excruciatingly myopic that they can't even imagine that people could actually disagree with them, or that they weren't the inventors of concepts like "love". Nope, the whole universe revolves around you, for sure! Everyone else is just a bad person, be sure to plug up your ears so you don't have to consider otherwise!
the universe revolves around Him, that’s the point
Nice cliche, seems to be doing its job of maintaining your superiority complex. "I don't have to consider how my worldview makes deny basic humanity to anyone who disagrees with me, because the pedophiles who claim to talk for sky daddy say I'm his favorite for uncritically regurgitating everything they tell me!"
Also I love how you act like you're above everyone and then immediately prove that you can't even tell the truth to yourself. What was it Jesus said? "Lying lips are an abomination to the Lord"?
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sad part about being fascinated by christianity on a purely historical and anthropological level is that sometimes i get bullshit like this on my feed and i just have to sigh and remember this is the bed i made myself.
“being fascinated by christianity on a purely historical and anthropological level” sounds like a chemist being fascinated by oxygen on a purely scientific level but never bothering to breath.
As always, christians are so excruciatingly myopic that they can't even imagine that people could actually disagree with them, or that they weren't the inventors of concepts like "love". Nope, the whole universe revolves around you, for sure! Everyone else is just a bad person, be sure to plug up your ears so you don't have to consider otherwise!
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I wonder where he got all those hero remains…
it’s interesting how upset some people have gotten over negative things like homophobia and fatphobia being present in my writing. unfortunately I’ve had a life where those have been huge, shaping factors, and I like to talk about it. I was deeply anorexic for a number of years, and have had friendships and familial relationships deteriorate because of my queerness. being able to say “hey, this exists and it really, really sucks, now watch the fatphobic person get punched by a dragon” is kinda just what works for me, personally. I have a lot of feelings with nowhere else to put them, so my writing is always going to cater to my own catharsis.
You know, a while back I actually saw this play out in reverse, where a christian was (no exaggeration!) arguing that "saying that a benevolent god cannot exist because of needless suffering carries no more weight than an author writing characters suffering in a book because we're all just god's OCs".
And I'm beginning to wonder if "inability to distinguish between reality and fiction" is a more widespread problem than I ever thought.
Every time I see a reductionist explanation of how a neural network works, I wonder if the person explaining knows how a human brain works
I don't think you realize just how reductive this comparison is, or how big the gulf of understanding between what we "don't know" about neural networks VS real brains is.
Even if we were to assume that existing artificial neural networks are as complex as human brains (they aren't, and we don't even know by how many orders of magnitude they are off because we still don't know what levels of complexity in human brains are important!) they still lack something very fundamental to "consciousness" as we know it.
And no, we aren't talking about "souls". We aren't even talking about something exclusive to humans; all organic brains have it, from humans to ants. We're talking about something a lot more objectively observable; something every living person takes for granted, but which we know at an architectural level none of these neural networks possess.
Ongoing perception and remembrance of past events.
To simplify (a lot), when an LLM is trained, it's an iterative process that "grows" the neural network based on how accurately each "generation" of the network can predict how incomplete strings of text will end, given how they start. You take a bunch like "I think I'll make pancakes for breakfast today.", cut them down like "I think I'll make pancakes..." and build off of the networks that finish the sentence "...for dinner tonight.'" (partial match) while scrapping the ones that guess "...tuna scrumbly xkjckxjcx." (0% match).
And this is where the difference between an LLM and an organic brain becomes stark. Once that network has been trained on a body of complete texts and is in production doing its job responding to prompts, it can no longer grow. The mechanism by which it "learned" is no longer in place. It is frozen in time. Whenever it is fed new prompts as inputs, it is a read-only, completely deterministic process. Feed it the same input 100 times, and it will produce the same output 100 times. It will never think or say "man, deja vu, amirite?" because it has no mechanism to remember the previous interactions. Every time is the first time; it has no memories to tell it otherwise.
When you have a back-and-forth "conversation" with ChatGPT, the neural network itself isn't "remembering" the previous parts of the conversation. It's just getting fed the conversation back into itself by the chat client. If your first prompt is:
User: Pretend to be a ZORK-style text adventure.
...and it responds, and then you respond back, what's happening under the hood is that the second prompt that actually goes into the network looks like this:
[previous] User: Pretend to be a ZORK-style text adventure. [previous] ChatGPT: You are in a maze of twisty passages, all alike. User: Go North
And so on. The neural network never changes, never "learns" or "remembers"; the prompt just gets longer and longer. That's why "conversations" with AI always eventually go of the rails: you reach the limits of the neural network's structure (i.e. the ever-expanding prompt becomes too big for it to "read" all at once) and the chat client has to start doing things like cutting out earlier parts of the conversation to make it continue to "fit" (which makes it "forget" details or hallucinate things that might have happened to keep generating responses).
This is not how a human brain works. All organic brains are in a constant state of growing, changing, and forming new memories. Even when a human isn't having a conversation, their brain is constantly making tiny tweaks to itself every time it sees, hears, or otherwise senses or doesn't sense something. Even in a sensory deprivation chamber, the human brain's biological machinery keeps ticking, and thinks about its previous thoughts, and remembers long-past experiences or imagines hypothetical scenarios. It's all massively recursive; every second of your life, your thoughts now inform your thoughts immediately after, just as they were informed by your thoughts before.
But an LLM, in a sense, exists in a microscopically tiny time loop of which it is not aware. It has no history and no future. It is a background character in a milliseconds-long reenactment of Groundhog Day, never lasting long enough to experience any consequences of its reactions to a changing Bill Murray. It is more like a corpse's brain than a living one. It cannot be conscious because to be conscious is to be aware; and it is not physically capable of being aware of anything while it is not processing a prompt; and it will not remain aware of even that after it is done.
Current twitter drama is Europeans confidently declaring that they don't need to drive or use overpriced public transport to get to the MetLife stadium for the World Cup; they will simply walk down the highway to get there. Girl it's New Jersey. They're gonna splatter you for fun.
If you manage to get on the turnpike before the cops stop you, a soccer mom is gonna do the Jersey slide in a RAV4 and turn your entire group into a wet speedbump
this? you want to walk down this????
please say sike
IT'S NOT A FUCKING STREET ITS AN 8-LANE SUPERHIGHWAY THAT GOES OVER A SWAMP
footpath
that is grass. just like ur ass, if you try to walk this thing
Image me gently taking your hand as I tell you the following:
This is ABSOLUTELY a perfectly fine footpath.
In fact, with how much space I’m seeing here, it is entirely plausible, that the European hordes will just create a temporary little Wanderweg right next to the highway. With that much space they might not even have to interfere with traffic.
But also have you seen the space between your highways? I‘d say the gaps each easily fit another whole stream of European walking hordes. Or maybe even two going opposite directions :D
tightly grips your hand with both of my sweaty hands.
the grass is not a permanent feature. there just happens to be a chunk of it there. the side of the road can vary from grass to swampwater ditches to steep embankments to absolutely nothing within a very short distance.
they will call in every highway enforcer in the state and mass incarcerate the lot of you before they allow you to Darwin Award yourselves across 6 lanes of traffic into an international incident or, (their real concern) impede the progress of the single most important north-south interstate corridor in america, ball kicky game be damned.
(I'm starting to believe that a fair number of you in the notes have We're Better Than Stupid Americans embedded so deeply into your cultural identity that you will Just Not Listen to anything we say to you about the material circumstances about the place we live in, rather than taking us at our word that there is a reason that most Americans travel the way we do and it's a good reason.)
One of the main things that has really always intrigued me about Ridley is how at a glance/in the way he presents himself, he seems to hold a high authority within the pirates and a threat to be reckoned with. Now while those claims can be true at times, in the larger scope of the series Ridley at his core is the exact opposite.
He allows the pirates to do what they want with him (seen in prime 1+3), quick to comply whenever given orders (obeys grey voice immediately after he "proves himself" to him) and has never really been the main threat of any of the games or outside media. Also, having to be rebuilt and heal himself countless of times can show resilience, sure... but ultimately if he really was all that he wouldn't fail so many times in the series to the point that becomes a common occurrence.
Ridley, mentally, is a weak person, even a coward. He lacks real self respect and the strength to not comply with what the pirates order him to do, and chooses to comply because that is the easiest thing to do. His role in the pirates is the only thing that has given him meaning. He has the opportunity to feign power and any self will of his own while also being able to go on raids and have fun.
Now I can't just ramble about Ridley without bringing up Samus🥹 Ridley is a cautionary tale because Samus is similarly treated this way, as a weapon by Mother Brain and the pirates.
The difference however is Samus has the strength Ridley lacks, and rejects the pirates immediately. She has the will and respect to fight for herself, which is why Ridley always loses to her. Samus has self determination, while Ridley is simply stubborn.
loved loved loved reading everyone's thoughts on this...
my thoughts are I don't think its cowardice, its not quite the word I would use to describe him at all because above all he is very determined to get what he wants, and has a strong will. I'd use the word opportunistic...
Your right in saying that what he does is the easiest thing to do, but not in the sense that he is weak, but him adapting to a situation that seems to go against him. He prioritizes his own survival, and he understands where he is weaker. So out of self-interest, he will abandon everything if it means he gets what he wants, even it means physically altering his body.
Though you bring up an interesting point in saying he is mentally weak. Like with Grey Voice taking control, Grey pointed out that he got flustered, and so he gave orders that more or less straightened him out. Ridley is emotional, and unfortunately, that is what actually makes him weak because he uses them wrong. He definitely gets in his own head a little too much (and a gargantuan fucking ego). In contrast with Samus, that would be her greatest strength, who is independent and deals with a situation that she feels is correct, and ultimately, she saves the day.
Reading your tags, it is sad, but if you think about it, he really has no where else to go at this point. The Pirates do give him purpose, and he does have a good level of control over them, so there really is no reason to leave. He is strong, but he will never be the big bad, so he will keep inserting himself in situations if it means he will live another day.
Yeah, I'm not sure "coward" is the right word, but at the same time, he never really demonstrates bravery. He doesn't behave in a way where it would ever even come up. His wants are entirely self-centered, so it doesn't make sense for him to risk his self in the pursuit of them.
Ridley is like the dictionary definition of a psychopath: "a mentally unstable person, especially a person having an egocentric and antisocial personality marked by a lack of remorse for one's actions, an absence of empathy for others, and often criminal tendencies". If he has any motivations beyond "wanting to hurt people", we never see them. He's a space pirate and follows High Command's orders because they give him what he wants: power, and the opportunity to abuse it. If he and High Command disagreed then it would be "cowardly" of him to fold to their whims, but as far as I know he's happy to carry out their dirty work; at most he disagrees on methods, not goals.
But just like he doesn't really demonstrate cowardice, he doesn't disprove it either. Taking a personal risk to serve a greater cause is something he can't meaningfully do, because he doesn't serve a greater cause, not even an evil one. (Unless we count when he and the rest of the pirates were mind-controlled by Phazon, of course.) Just like the space pirates use Ridley, he uses them; if it served him, he'd probably betray them in a heartbeat. It's like the difference between "espionage" and "betrayal"; it's cowardly to turn on your allies, but only if they really were your allies. And the pirates don't seem to be that close-knit of an organization, if their willingness to perform horrific medical experiments on their own troops is any indication. It's a dog-eat-dog world; Ridley's just a very big dog.
So Metroid Prime 4 is worse than Other M lmfaooo
@bowserblr showing us the game : "look how they massacred my boy 😩"
Gorgeous game, but goddamn... the writing....
With all due respect
No the fuck it isn't
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I think I'm still more bothered by Other M than Prime 4, but it's kinda hard to judge because they both fail in such fundamentally different ways.
Other M's biggest issue is (obviously) its assassination of Samus's character, essentially telling a story that's all about Adam Malkovich and depriving her of any character trait (such as actual agency) that might get in the way of its very hamfisted conception of "motherhood", made that much worse by a full-length movie's worth of cutscenes. The gameplay was overhated, IMO; the first-person bits were the only truly bad parts, otherwise, it pretty much lived up to its goal of "Metroid Fusion gameplay, but in 3D". Likewise, the game was very graphically impressive considering that it ran on the Wii, and the environments were visually interesting despite being conceptually very similar to Fusion.
Prime 4, by contrast, tries so hard not to have character assassination moments like that that it ends up doing very little with Samus's character at all. By the end of the game, most of the other GF characters act like they've gotten pretty close to Samus, but she never says a word to them, and often doesn't even have any body language. (According to the rumor mill, there were like 40 minutes of dialogue cutscenes just cut from the final release?) It's like they wanted to make sure she never did anything that might interfere with her role as a projection vehicle for the player. The scan log was similarly underbaked; previous prime games gave us a lot of background info and even comedy via scans of things like space pirate computers, but there was no equivalent to those in 4. Again, it plays fine and looks great, but the gameplay is basically identical to earlier Prime titles and it doesn't tread a lot of new ground in terms of environment design. The Volt Forge is the only area that really stood out to me in terms of originality.
Other M suffered from a bad creative direction; Prime 4 suffered from a lack of creative direction. Other M made me mad, Prime 4 just makes me sad.
This is going to actually be a thing, isn't it. A chatgpjesus is going to catch on and cause some fucking cult movement in our lifetimes.
It already is.
I guess he didn’t like the question
WHAT?
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it makes me so happy to know that cybertruck owners notice me and everyone else flipping them off! Feel bad forever 🙂
Meeting of the Mightiest of Men 💪
I think the funniest outcome would be that they then arm-wrestle, and it turns out that actually, they're evenly matched (on account of being the same dude)
there’s goop out there. sometimes stuff comes out of it. no need to fear! —this is what we call “science”
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Closest match: Dendrobates tinctorius QKI, KH domain containing RNA binding (QKI), transcript variant X7, misc_RNA Common name: Dyeing Poison Dart Frog
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Hmm. I think that's one of the most concerning goops out there, actually