Obsessed with skulls and plants

I am a mushroom and you can't stop me; 21; he/him er/ihm; iNaturalist: moths-and-mold

[pregnanthudsonwilliams]

not naming names but some of you are so creative and talented it's an honor to have you in my phone

[greelin]

“must everything be homoerotic” no. but many things are, you will find

[bodyigrewupwith]

[s-t-a-r-c-o]

im reading discworld and im on the third book and i only just realized they arent arranged like this

[sator-the-wanderer]

I raise it to

[justannoyingbear]

Aufgrund ihrer fortgesetzt beschissenen und menschenfeindlichen Politik wurde einstimmig beschlossen*, der CDU/CSU die Buchstaben C, D und S abzuerkennen. Bei der nächsten Wahl treten sie als U/U an.

Aus den beschlagnahmten Buchstaben basteln wir uns einen CSD.

*Ich habe das beschlossen. Einstimmig.

[kaihasmoreswagthanyou3]

jerking off is gay because you’re the same gender as yourself

[suprsaturatd]

Don’t hold your breath.

[love-me-love-my-weirdness]

“Everything is ableism these days”

Have you considered the fact that disabled people seeing ableism in every day language and life says more about society and its culture/history than it does about disabled people as a whole?

[boringkate]

You wanna log in? What's your username? No. What's your email address? What's your password? What code did we just send to your email address? Now what code did we just text to you? New IP address detected. We sent you an email. Click the link to confirm the new address. Scan your fingerprint. Turn on your camera for age verification. Sign the updated user agreement. Accept all cookies? That feature isn't available on the website. Download the app. Those features are in the app. The app that's really a web browser.

[isuggesteatingtherich]

i have a suggestion

[tall]

[superconfusedcoryn]

Du bist in seinen DMs, ich habe Hausverbot bei DM, weil ich im Gang für Zahnpflege 17 1/2 Liter Head-and-Shoulders auf ex getrunken habe, we are not the same.

[sistersorrow]

Me having a Perry the Patypus moment while watching Backrooms

Cardboard cutout: [Plays a series of sentences in languages I don't know]

Me: I wonder if that's important

Cardboard cutout: [Something in Latin] astra [something else in Latin]

Me: THE GOLDEN RECORD RECORDINGS PLACED ON THE VOYAGER PROBES?!??!

[vendal-construct]

We Do Not Like The Concrete Tomb.

[titsay]

just two tired souls doing their best

[kaylmao]

shh don’t worry catholics aren’t real

thank god. i mean thank something else

[phantomrose96]

job interviewer: would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for nothing?

[lakevida]

the menstrual cup and menstrual scepter

[lakevida]

your majesty what is upppp