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@just-shower-compliments
It’s almost New Years Eve, and I just wanna say
2020 is almost over and you’ve managed to survive during this hard time. It’s been a dark year, but you’re still here.
And I’m grateful for that, that you’re still here.
Thank you for doing your best, I hope the new year is better. I love you guys 💙
Playing an online game is the easiest way to find out who your mom has slept with.
@condemn-jst-to-horny-jail
Does this count?
It’s weird how the chemicals in your brain make you think sex is really awesome to very gross just moments after you jizz, makes you wonder how much chemicals in our brain effect our conscious thoughts
@condemn-jst-to-horny-jail
You are the only one who can save us
working on a playlist titled "songs to trap people in infinite hallways to"
@just-pineapple-responses
I’m reminded of you
Here’s a compliment for people who don’t listen to “conversational Music”
Your anime intro songs, Nightcore, piratefolk, death metal, Volcaloid, and etc is valid.
Anything that puts a smile on your face, or causes you the music goosebumps is amazing! And I’d love to listen to anything that made you happy.
Who cares what some people say? Dance or head bang to whatever you want my loves
(Personally my music taste is Genre Whack A Mole, so if you have any recommendations I’ll probably listen to em!)
This is a specific compliment, for one man
And that is John Mulaney, I would die for him and I hope things get better for him soon. I send him all my love.
( If I see anyone making Jokes about him being in rehab, It will take J.J.Bittenbinder himself to find you)
finna go in the oven UwU
No bad get out
but it t oa s t y in here
No you will break the oven! You arejt meant to be in there!
ITS MY HOME
NO ITS NOT ITS DANGEROUS
whats the worst that could happen
You could kill me or die yourself
jokes on you i wanna die. B)
Do.. do you want me to die?
…… im dragging the nearest person to hell with me, in a friendly way
Ill gladly accompany you to hell! We can take over and rule it
yay!
You should put you self i. The microwave no oven
RAVE TIME! BLAST SOME MUSIC PUT THE RAINBOW GLASS ON THE MICROWAVE! WOO!
Why not a toaster?
I don’t think a fork would fit in a toaster
No, like, put fork in switched on toaster
Will that zap me?
Of course
Zap Zap Pineapple ✨
Do you wanna zap pinap because they’re engaged to your kid?
Oh no dear, I wanna Zap Pinap because challenging God is fun
My money says that’s what plesiosaurs were like: fast underwater, extra padding for buoyancy, long neck. Look at their skeletons!
It’s just like this:
They’re basically large horizontal penguins with a long tail and spiky teeth.
OH SHIT THEY PENGUINS!!
OH SHIT PLESIOSAUR PENGUIN!!!!!!!!!
This is the inherant problem with most reconstructions. It’s just unknown how much fat the animals really had.
looks legit
I’ve seen similar points be raised about skeletal reconstructions for hippos if we use that same logic
Also the feathers, we are forgetting all the feathers
Lock Ness
@just-mirror-thoughts
I wanna add googly eyes to all of them
Oooh, you should do it 👀
My money says that’s what plesiosaurs were like: fast underwater, extra padding for buoyancy, long neck. Look at their skeletons!
It’s just like this:
They’re basically large horizontal penguins with a long tail and spiky teeth.
OH SHIT THEY PENGUINS!!
OH SHIT PLESIOSAUR PENGUIN!!!!!!!!!
This is the inherant problem with most reconstructions. It’s just unknown how much fat the animals really had.
looks legit
I’ve seen similar points be raised about skeletal reconstructions for hippos if we use that same logic
Also the feathers, we are forgetting all the feathers
Lock Ness
@just-mirror-thoughts
If an idle mind is the devil’s playground then meditation is a demonic summoning ritual. (source)
You say that as if that isn’t what I’m doing while meditating
I’m the demon
Courtesy of @just-shower-compliments
If you have written or drawn for fandoms that have little to no content, I want you to know I appreciate you. Your affection for that fandom is so inspiring, and it might be a small fandom but it’s a loved one cause it’s loved by you.
I would like y’all to know that the amount of attention this posts has received has reduced me to only being able to say “Rrrrr” like Perry The Platypus
( I send all my hugs, and all my love 💙)
If you have written or drawn for fandoms that have little to no content, I want you to know I appreciate you. Your affection for that fandom is so inspiring, and it might be a small fandom but it’s a loved one cause it’s loved by you.
finna go in the oven UwU
No bad get out
but it t oa s t y in here
No you will break the oven! You arejt meant to be in there!
ITS MY HOME
NO ITS NOT ITS DANGEROUS
whats the worst that could happen
You could kill me or die yourself
jokes on you i wanna die. B)
Do.. do you want me to die?
…… im dragging the nearest person to hell with me, in a friendly way
Ill gladly accompany you to hell! We can take over and rule it
yay!
You should put you self i. The microwave no oven
RAVE TIME! BLAST SOME MUSIC PUT THE RAINBOW GLASS ON THE MICROWAVE! WOO!
Why not a toaster?
I don’t think a fork would fit in a toaster
No, like, put fork in switched on toaster
Will that zap me?
Of course
Zap Zap Pineapple ✨
Some of you don't consider that there's a chance that maybe, just maybe, you deserve love
Towel is right!! You deserve love, and it doesn’t just mean romantic. You deserve familial and platonic love just as much.
Your accent is beautiful, you don’t have to lose your accent to fit in if you move anywhere. Don’t let anyone try and change it.
It’s a piece of your home, your life.
It’s more beautiful then all the stars in the sky
What if you wish you had an accent but you were raised in satanblessed America, so now you have an American accent in Chinese.
It’s valid to wish for something that was taken from you my dear
Your accent is beautiful, you don’t have to lose your accent to fit in if you move anywhere. Don’t let anyone try and change it.
It’s a piece of your home, your life.
It’s more beautiful then all the stars in the sky
Asexuals and anyone on the Ace spectrum are apart of the community and deserve love and support.
Asexuals and anyone on the Ace spectrum are apart of the community and deserve love and support.
Asexuals and anyone on the Ace spectrum are apart of the community and deserve love and support.
Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk, if I see anyone disrespecting any of my Ace followers your knees are mine
