*dj khaled voice* another one

no thoughts allowed 🙅‍♀️🙅‍♂️ of the she variety, I've been getting invested in the shower response cinematic universe and decided to join because what's more fun than bonding with strangers in an imaginary bathroom

[just-shower-thoughts]

If you make a awesome comment in a shitty post , no one gonna notice it.

[fuck-you-showerthoughts]

Wrong that’s basically what this whole blog is

[just-shower-thoughts]

Every single odd number has an “e” in it.

[savvygunner]

[violetnpurple]

LISTEN-

[bl6ckwoman]

Not all of them. 30 and 50 aren’t spelled with the letter e in it …

[antiandrogen]

[teamnowalls-deactivated20180918]

father god 

[abrown16]

…if you can split a number in half evenly, it’s even. 30 and 50 are odd.

[antiandrogen]

[ethereal-sketches]

-_-’

(15+15=30

25+25=30)

[britteryikes]

25+25 = 30? You sure about that??

[laurdlannister-kingslayer]

Lord have mercy….

[kumasenpai]

Bye

[mf-johnson-deactivated20190605]

3 days into 2018 smh

[kwantsu]

LMAOOOOOOO

[effigyofubiquity-deactivated202]

[lizzysarai-deactivated20190109]

One

Three

Five

Nine

And since everything else after that is a variant of these numbers, then all odds have the letter ‘E’.

[britteryikes]

🗣YOU FORGOT SEVEN!!

[thxrsdxy]

It keeps getting worse.

[e-wifey-deactivated20201128]

LMAOOO WHAT IS GOING ON

[ellsworthej]

[goldensweetcheeks-deactivated20]

My head hurts…

[skullprincess]

This is why that Tumblr University shit was the dumbest idea ever just look at this

[drankinwatahmelin]

who failed yall?

[microtear-deactivated20181213]

IM SCREAMING

[lukestarkillerisgay]

[hey-hey-shutthefuckup-deactivat]

You whole ass forgot about eight - a number with an e and is pretty fucking even

[shaolinbynature]

why would 8 be brought up if it’s EVEN in a post about ODDS??????? the post said “every single ODD number has an ‘e’ in it” not “every single number with an ‘e’ is odd” what the fuck

[emma-d-klutz]

3 days until 2019 and we’re still here

[legowerewolf]

happy New year’s eve

[prguitarman]

I’m going to bring this flaming dumpster into 2019 so future generations can see what a mistake Tumblr was

[majitowfoxlover]

Er, guys two is odd and doesn’t have an e. Just saying…

[hurleyquinnzel]

did you deadass just try to tell me two is odd? i’m fucking crying throw the whole website away

[untitled42717]

Reblogging for the last one😂

[kitsumekat]

The one thing I notice is that no matter how much you want to throw this site away, you just can’t.

[alternative-memo-deactivated202]

TWO IS ODD?!?! PFFFTT I’M SCREAMING

[binkeljuice]

Wait what about zero that’s an odd number ,no?

[hurleyquinnzel]

[mysticalpoodle]

ok but hear me out fifty and thirty make up for the fact they have no e by the way they are pronounces third-E fifth-E

[im-an-aesthetic-mess]

bro why do 30 and 50 matter THEY’RE FUCKING EVEN

[fish-food-s]

what the actual fuck is happening

[dickplinko]

1 is an even number

[link-the-feral-anon]

I’m gonna smack you

[insert-gay-pun-queer]

-30 and -50 have an e in them

[kurlyfryz]

Wait why are we so quick to throw away the Zero idea

[anachronistic-cat]

Zero isn’t a number

[kurlyfryz]

It can’t be divided by two though, can it

[toaster-120]

It can??? 0/2=0??

[kurlyfryz]

[baconaxolotl101]

OD NUMBERS

onE

thrEE

fivE

sEvEn

ninE

[batsdotjpg]

OD numbers huh?

[the-kleptomancer]

Anything that ends with a 0,2,4,6,8 is even and the rest is odd (1,3,7,9) stop freaking out y’all

[batsdotjpg]

YOU FORGOT 5

[ozzypawsbone-princeofbarkness]

DUDE WHAT ABOUT FOUR

[batsdotjpg]

What about it?????

[ozzypawsbone-princeofbarkness]

THAT DOESN’T HAVE E IN IT

[batsdotjpg]

THAT’S BECAUSE IT’S EVEN?????

[frogseyy]

A R E Y O U G U Y S O K A Y

[getinthehandbasket]

21 days away from 2020, folks.

[lord-of-the-noodles]

does anyone know what’s wrong with the time stamps?!???!

[asideblogofyours]

time travelers

[techno-danger]

This post has me dying on the inside I’m a math nerd AND THIS HURTS OMLLL GUYS PLEASE LEARN HOW TO COUNT

[autotheist-of-ominous-threats]

let’s solve it once and for all:

EVEN NUMBERS: 0, 2, 4, 6, 8, 10, ect.

ODD NUMBERS: 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, ect.

if it splits into two EVEN groups, then it’s an even number. if it don’t, then it’s an odd number.

50 and 30 are both even numbers.

[asideblogofyours]

but 5 splits into 2.5 and 2.5. that must be even

so must the others

[unluckyshinyhunter]

if a number can split into TWO EVEN INTEGERS it is even, if it cannot it is odd

example:

5 splits into 2.5 and 2.5, but 2.5 is not an integer so 5 is odd

10 splits into 5 and 5, 5 is an integer so it is even

THIS IS NOT HARD TO GRASP

[asideblogofyours]

but 5.0 is the same as 5, and therefore 5 isn’t an integer. this means 10 is odd

[richard189381184]

what the FUCK is going on here

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

this is how I feel discussing math with my lab partners.

[ichigo-idealmental]

I hate math, and am by no means particularly good at it, but this post is gold and genuinely made me laugh out loud

[daysleftofsecondterm]

I didn’t realize how relevant this post would be when I made this blog.

I can’t imagine it’ll come up again in the next 1,375 days, right?

… Right???

[thetacoseasoning]

did you know that seven is the only single diget intiger that has two syllables?

Also, and number beyond that that has a seven in it will have one more syllable than a number that doesn’t (i.e. 15 has two syllables but 17 has three)

[only-shower-no-thoughts]

Why am I seeing this in 2026

[just-shower-thoughts]

We’re more prone to judging a book by its spine than by its cover in a library.

[just-petty-thoughts]

Please dont judge me by my spine, i have trouble sitting properly in chairs

[just-royal-thoughts]

Sit up straight you shrimp shaped fuck, I am judging your spine :3

[just-petty-thoughts]

I will take your bones and make them into nuggets

[just-royal-thoughts]

kinky~

[only-shower-no-thoughts]

Imagine having bones lmao

[only-shower-no-thoughts]

omg i legit saw your title and just HADDDDD to follow you, complete legendddd!! and then i saw that you post such good stuff too!!! omg ilysmmmmm 🥳🥳🥳🥳

Swag

[funny-thoughts]

We keep calling older people boomers for not being able to understand/use modern technology, but those boomers were the ones who made that technology, not us.

[only-shower-no-thoughts]

They're called boomers because their generation is the baby boom that happened after ww2 not because they don't know how to use technology also the original tech they made is very different from where it is now

[just-shower-thoughts]

Centipedes would make a lot of noise if they wore tiny flip flops

[only-shower-no-thoughts]

And I think that'd be pretty neat

[just-shower-thoughts]

If humans had tails, we’d almost certainly use them to fuck ourselves with.

[just-gay-thoughts]

Not all tails are fuckable and wow never thought I would say that

[just-binch-thoughts]

No, Gay, don’t stop them. Let the redditors fuck themselves with scorpion tails.

[just-gay-thoughts]

Ooo, or a beaver tail

[just-binch-thoughts]

damn imagine having to clean out the fur of a cat or dog tail after that

[just-denimjacket-responses]

i am literally aroace

plus fur would probably feel horrible anyway

[just-binch-thoughts]

So am I, we’re not talking about that at all though

[only-shower-no-thoughts]

You know we did have tails like way back when we were simple monkey folk and then we evolved and the tail was evolutioned out, hence we have the tailbone

But I think based on this post that's it's for the greater good our ancestors lost the tails

[thecrimerat]

Taking friend applications

Requirements: Please talk to me at least once a day. Must be alive and existing in the mortal plane. Scream at me to eat or drink water once a week.

Warnings: I’m extremely clingy and will respond within 4 seconds of a text that took 3 hours.

Pay: 0.03€ whenever I can give it to you and undying love.

[just-typewriter-thoughts]

hey

[thecrimerat]

Hello hi yes would you like to apply

[nyx-nekoo]

Hallo

[just-petty-thoughts]

Hey there

[only-shower-no-thoughts]

Hi :)

[sportmuscles]

i just googled some facts about worms and they are apparently 1000 times stronger than humans 

[sportmuscles]

i read it wrong this isnt true 

[only-shower-no-thoughts]

That's what they want you to think

[just-shower-thoughts]

Everybody’s talking about paper straws and reducing meat consumption, but buy the new iPhone, playstation, all the dongles and 900 pairs of shoes.

[only-shower-no-thoughts]

W-what....... what are dongles?

[chosenbusdriver]

the bus will be delayed due to the fucking moon disintegrating, apparently. i am told this will be temporary.

in other equally important announcements; there will be no more blood drinking allowed on my bus. yes, i'm talking to you, Mark,

[just-sleepy-thoughts]

i think mark should be allowed to drink blood

[only-shower-no-thoughts]

Way to go mark just had to ruin it for everyone

[just-shower-thoughts]

“Surround yourself with positive people” is bad advice in 2021

[just-sleepy-thoughts]

surround yourself with the decayed corpses of your enemies

[only-shower-no-thoughts]

Surround yourself with the bones of every date you’ve lured in for the kill

[just-muffin-businesses]

Ha ha lol.

Surround yourself with eve- wait what did you say!!!?

[only-shower-no-thoughts]

You heard me

[just-shower-thoughts]

“Surround yourself with positive people” is bad advice in 2021

[just-sleepy-thoughts]

surround yourself with the decayed corpses of your enemies

[only-shower-no-thoughts]

Surround yourself with the bones of every date you've lured in for the kill

[osha-unofficial]

What do you have against the uh

sh**er fam?

They can never be forgiven for what they have done.

[just-gay-thoughts]

I have done nothing wrong

[only-shower-no-thoughts]

Me opening tumblr this morning having absolutely no idea what's going on

[just-gay-thoughts]

GODDAMN IT I WANT TO JUST SIT ON A SPINNY CHAIR AND SPIN AND ITS HONESTLY HOMOPHIBIC THAT THERES IS NOT ONE SPINNY CHAIR IN THIS HOUSEHOLD!

[certifiedgirlthing]

There's multiple types of spinny chair.

[just-gay-thoughts]

And I own none of them :(

[only-shower-no-thoughts]

You can come to my place and sit on my spinny chair, it's purple :)

[just-shower-thoughts]

There are men who took dumps bigger than their penises.

[only-shower-no-thoughts]

Are you speaking from experience

[just-shower-thoughts]

If your date tells you that you’re one in a million, she indirectly thinks that there are almost 8,000 people exactly like you

[only-shower-no-thoughts]

First of all that's not what the phrase means second of all why "she" that just made this post unnecessarily sexist