Let's build a human!

Let's talk about discharge consistancy.

[lenin-it-to-win-it]

[just-ttc-things]

Tiring out of the darkness to post before I babysit for another three years

[banepenis]

tumblr witch who formed her entire identity around a love live or some other such thing attempted to cast a speel on me to make some ucked up substance fill my lungs but little does she knows 1) my womb is barren, which provides the rest of my body with significantly increased power and resilience (think having better hearing if your eyes don't work) and 2) i studied for 4 years with two guys who live in a place called Lower Swell in gloucestershire to perfect a skill called the Unlimited Unreal Nowhere Nobody Tempest which sounds awesome but its really just a breathing technique they had to devise because pollen in glucoseshire or whatever is actually just straight up carcinogens due to the privatization of everything. sure go ahead b*tch block my esophagus im breathing out of every hole

[brucefromfamilyguy]

[just-ttc-things]

Oh this is absolutely the best answer to nosy Nellies asking why you haven't conceived yet.

[gracepostsmemes]

Baby’s gonna be AFAB (Assigned Finland at Birth)

[just-ttc-things]

For all my friends hoping to conceive the next Vainyamonen

[marisatomay]

insane what ovulation will do to a mf

[sacred-portal]

[cherryberg]

[a-sentient-cup]

[icannotgetoverbirds]

how in the gotdam fuck did you find the most liminal-ass looking organ i have ever seen in my life. wretched organ indeed

[just-ttc-things]

Ovulation day is just like that tbh

[aurpiment]

Shout out to the ten primate species, four bat species, elephant shrews, and the Cairo spiny mouse. Nobody else gets it

[oarfjsh]

[theehorsepusssy]

[just-ttc-things]

Thank you, Mr T

[beardedmrbean]

[vympr]

pregnancy is literally a state of mind like you could get pregnant by meditating long enough

[wreakit]

mary magdalene trying to defend that other mary in the group chat

[just-ttc-things]

@lenadirscheri is the artist, credit to them as this panel is part of a longer post about male body positivity.

[amazoogle]

new advanced pegrancy test that can tell whether you're pregnort, pregananant or even gregnant

[tardis--dreams]

Me: *doesn’t get pregnant*

My uterus, being a petty bitch, destroying the decorations it already put up for the baby:

[letitrainathousandflames]

woman character: you don't get it... I am a monster.

guy character: why do you say that? what... what have you done?

me, desperately: please say you killed or tortured someone. say you did morally questionable things. say you drank all the milk but put the carton back in the fridge so your roomate would buy more. anything. just, please, don't say it's because you can't-

woman character, tearfully: I... I can't have children!

me:

[vergak]

[ikeamalmdressers]

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[holyrights-deactivated20211021]

youre really ovulating at a time like this?

[theotherendcomics]

He’s the handsome husband bear