There are more buttcheeks in the world than people
Not for long.
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There are more buttcheeks in the world than people
Not for long.
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; Last Sentence Tag
ty for the tag @pb-dot!!
Rules: post the last sentence you wrote and tag as many people as there are words in it.
“Perhaps, darling, you shouldn’t be so trusting with your personal space,” The villain murmurs, wickedness flickering in their eyes.
words: 20 (oops)
gently tagging: @inflarescent, @kae-luna, @sam-glade, @pumpkinsplots, @fire-but-ashes-too, @bluberimufim, @fleurty-girl, @delusionisaplace, @elixiosxd, @juwni, @leisoree, @another-white-void, @toribookworm22, @magicicada-lbwrites, @avocado-frog, @mjparkerwriting, @rmgrey-author, @all-write, @karolinarodrigueswrites, @bricky-brikson
ty!!
He whipped backwards, all senses alert, but no one had seemed to notice, and if they did, they didn’t care.
same number lol
@firesmokeandashes @desastreus @briannaswords @holdmyteaplease @yesireadbooks @anonymousfoz @anulithots @the-mindless @roisinivy @rickie-the-storyteller @writingmargo @fioreshere @unmellowyellowfellow @bloody-neon @scifimagpie @daisywords @jaxypaxyhaxy @kooperation1101 @enchanted-lightning-aes @cabbojage
Last Sentence Tag!
Thanks, @fire-but-ashes-too!!
Here goes…
Each day, I seem to notice something new… something that makes her even prettier than she was before.
18 people this time (only two numbers away from being the same as the last two times lol): @clairelsonao3, @gummybugg, @mysticstarlightduck, @jay-avian, @leisoree, @exquisitecrow, @winterandwords, @mr-writes, @writingwithfolklore, @wmlittlemore-is-writing, @mjparkerwriting, @rbbess110, @ashwithapen, @phynewrites, @tea-and-mercury, @unhingednovelist, @writingalterras, and @janec23.
Hi--thanks, Rickie!!
Because ultimately, he was an a*shole—and this was the only way their story would end.
That's 16 words right? My brain is so tired I can hardly count haha. I'll tag @autumnalwalker, @writingmaidenwarrior, @elbritch-kit, @red-pen-ally, @geekwriter, @scribeittomepodcast, @withlovelunette, @amewinterswriting, @lyralit, @writingencountered, @willowiswriting, @dearwriters, @theladydaphne, @writing-all-night, @lena-rambles, and @lexlaine
Also open to anyone who wants to jump in!
"He fled."
(2 words lol)
@serendipitouslyjayus247 @cupcakeslushie @completeanduttermess @gybbel @hayatheauthor @i-am-a-fish @just-unfinished-thoughts @misteria247 @mimisempai @neil-gaiman @urfriendlywriter @virgilisspidey @writing-prompt-s @zee-rambles
Y'all don't worry about responding, but I thought it would be fun, whether you write stories or not :)
"you won't ha
I can't even finish an unfi
Cheesesticks are just cheese pizza without pizza sauce, then you dip them into pizza sauce
Behold: cheese pizza minus the sauce
i think they meant this
Those are mozzarella sticks and I will die on this hill
you won't have to di
Humans domesticated dogs, cows and sheep. But wheat domesticated humans.
Actually humans domesticated wheat too
we've domest
Burnt cheese tastes amazing but burnt milk is disgusting.
Different things taste different when burnt 🤯
how on earth do you bu
Rock, Paper, Scissors are all announced in order of their invention.
I'm pretty sure nobody inve
No one in the live studio audience ever sneezes
No one in my calc lecture sneezes, it’s not that common an occurance
I sneezed at least once in every exam I ever did
Gotta assert dominance
every time I sn
We make fun of dogs for licking each other but we lick people we really like too
please never say tha
Octopi and mushrooms give off the same energy
You understand nothing.
no no, let him cook!
what does th
Of the four fundamental forces, gravity is responsible for the most human deaths
I- what four fundamental forces. That’s not a thing
the four fundamental forces ar
You aren’t that important, because no one has come from the future to assassinate you.
well that just mea
Brushing your teeth is the only (hopefully) way to clean your skeleton
you clearly hav
Pools are reverse boats designed to keep land out
I am digging up a chunk of dirt and grass and plopping it into the pool while maintaining eye contact with you
thought this said people instead of pools
didn’t realise anything was off until i saw gay’s reply
I’ll plop grass chunks onto people too
only the oublic pools? /j
I’m too poor for the private pools, haven’t gotten a chance to get banned
honestly i was joking about how you accidentally wrote oublic instead of public but now i’ve got the ‘being gay is expensive’ meme on repeat. how dare you /j (/lh)
I dare only on days ending in ‘y’
you could probably get arre
100% of every observed supernatural or ghost sighting in recorded history has an ordinary rational explanation.
Bigfoot, checkmate.
Wait, how did you checkmate Bigfoot?! He’s like super good at chess! There’s definitely something supernatural going on.
Definitely not anal beads
Gay I love your blog but I also love debating cryptid explanations and Bigfoot is like one of the easiest disproven cryptids
Bear. It’s a bear. Or fur suits.
NOW
The Iliamna Lake Monster has roots in local legend(there’s two native tribes with myths about similar creatures), but any proposed explanations of “oh it’s just an already discovered fish” or something can be easily disproven with the fact that none of those fish live in the lake.
Idk if it’s actually an orca with the head of a wolf in that water, probably not. But I believe there is something. And it’s been there a long time.
I honestly said the first thing to pop in my head, but I like yours much better! I do enjoy hearing about local cryptids, I like the idea that they’re all jist kinda there
The Mongolian Death Worm also has a huge number of local tales about it. It’s questionable if it is the way the stories describe, it’s likely some of undiscovered species of snake or lizard, or maybe even just sand pockets killing people in the desert, but there’s likely something going on.
I’ll admit Bigfoot is like one of the poster children of cryptids, so I get why that one came to mind.
If you wanna listen to a podcast that talks abt cryptids and how they can/can’t be fully disproven, the Out There Cryptid Podcast on Spotify is *awesome*! I started listening to it for ideas for a MOTW campaign I hope to run one day, and now it usually plays in the background while I sew. That’s how I heard abt the Iliamna lake monster.
Omg the Mongolian death worm <3
And I have a podcast I personally love that talks about paranormal and cryptids, it’s jist been a bit since I’ve had the motivation 🤣
what are you tal
The whole computer programmers being massively superstitious has never felt more true than me listening to solely the high school musical 3 soundtrack because I've been able to figure out what's wrong with my code whenever a song from specifically that movie is playing
The Boys Are Back is what got my code to pass all the tests and I refuse to believe otherwise
"Why are all these toys here?"
"They get stressed when they are not. If there's an error, try waving this (points to wand) around at it."
Just wait till I get to my 4th year, my desk is going tk be filled with superstitions
And one rubber duck. Because the rubber duck is more knowlegeable than you'd think, and all you need is to tell the problem and explain the code line by line, and the rubber duck will take part in some rubber duck debugging.
I may or may not already have 3
But they aren't the size of the giant rubber duck that James Veich's roommate found in the shared bathroom, are they?
And you can apparently buy them wholesale from China.
I'm not sure, William is pretty big
who on eart
It’s a tad convenient that 5 kids, all the same age and all english speakers, found the 5 golden tickets.
wasn't there a film theor
Slippers and high heels are opposite ends of the comfort spectrum, yet they’re equally difficult to run in.
Speak for yourself, I excel at running in slippers
Together, we are unstoppable
I can run, like in general
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