Silly Goofy Archive

recovering twitter user || dream stans dni

[just-your-average-cat]

Every time a conventionally attractive cis white man puts pen to paper it’s so genuinely ass istg. Go do something else please 😭😭

[keroxyg]

youtube what

[boccher]

[just-your-average-cat]

Using Chat-GPT as my therapist by asking it a series of progressively personal and disturbing questions

[notahorseindisguise]

like my absolute favourite clickhole thing from this year

[girljeremystrong]

the mutuals would love that

[just-your-average-cat]

Calling everyone I see on Hinge “mayor of gag city” and seeing who can hang

[just-your-average-cat]

The stork:

Me: Mommy and daddy didn’t really love each other and I’m still here so how are babies made really

[just-your-average-cat]

Terminally online but only in the way that makes you extremely funny and hot and interesting

[just-your-average-cat]

why do you as a man in your 30s have a snapchat

[teathattast]

[girlcowboy1]

Nurses

[haaarpb]

a comic just for GUYS

and boys fellas dudes and men, no one else SORRY

[lilytad]

[weirdmageddon]

[pdfbabe]

normal guy who transitions into a different, equally normal guy

[pdfbabe]

guy who changes his name from robert to tom

[pdfbabe]

that genuinely makes me happy. good for him. good for him

[rubaedo]

[kalgalen]

you're not ascending to godhood you're just dehydrated

[podcastwizard]

outta my way gayboy i'm boutta liberate my divine self from this mortal shell

[podcastwizard]

hopital

[just-your-average-cat]

sex seeking divine truth sent me to the ER

[just-your-average-cat]

Love the weird sounds my stomach make when I eat McDonalds it’s like a little digestive symphony <3

[bo-an-aro]

“sex/romance/empathy makes us human,” they say. awful. pathetic. what makes us human is the urge to set things on fire

[sullina]

you’re actually correct!

Cooking is the one thing that only humans do and can be directly linked to the increase in our brain size

[detrout]

Burning the mammoth flank just a lirtle instead of eating it raw gives grug more calorie to think. Grug thinking about color symbolism in silence of the lambs

[catmask]

how are people mean to stuffed animals one time i was trying to clean up my room and tried to justify giving away a stuffed animal by saying 'well its a little ugly' and immediately i was just overwhelmed with monstrous guilt and i understood the concept of a catholic hell and i was going there