The Millennial Bard

She/Her I'm a pot-smoking feminist that likes to play video games and write. I Queue stuff; if that bothers you, let me know.

[chrispineofficial]

i don’t even go here but literally how can you not love him

[37q-archive]

do you think truckers realize that theyre dentists of highways

[antiandrogen]

explain

[37q-archive]

no one likes semis / tractor trailers / 16 wheelers, no one likes being near them, and they terrify like 50% of the population. just the idea of having to be in their vicinity fills ppl w/ dread even though what they do is essential to our lives

[jottingprosaist]

THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I’VE SEEN THIS POST WITH THE EXPLANATION INCLUDED WHAT THE FUCK IT’S NOT A SHITPOST

[vortexsophia-deactivated2022110]

[geekygothgirl]

I don’t know what we did to deserve Mr. Rogers but I’m so glad we had him. 

[phsfg]

[cindysuen]

summmmmmer watermelon cat 🌞🍉🐈

[tokyo-mirage-sessions-fe]

in animal crossing when it’s raining and u spin ur umbrella and the rain flies off reblog if u agree

[nogodsnokingsnomasters]

Kent State University

[tiredtransgal]

“The Kent State shootings (also known as the May 4 massacre or the Kent State massacre)[3][4][5] were the shootings on May 4, 1970 of unarmed college students by members of the Ohio National Guard at Kent State University in Kent, Ohio during a mass protest against the bombing of Cambodia by United States military forces. Twenty-eight guardsmen fired approximately 67 rounds over a period of 13 seconds, killing four students and wounding nine others, one of whom suffered permanent paralysis.[6][7]”

“There was a significant national response to the shootings: hundreds of universities, colleges, and high schools closed throughout the United States due to a student strike of 4 million students,[10] and the event further affected public opinion, at an already socially contentious time, over the role of the United States in the Vietnam War.[11]”

Student strike of 4 million students! Let’s do that again lol

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kent_State_shootings

[solarpunkcast]

Don’t forget that basically half the country thought the students deserved it…

[captain-rez]

Another picture from Kent State.

But it was not just Kent State, eleven days later Mississippi Police fired 150 rounds into a dormitory at Jackson State College, killing 2 and wounding 15 black protesters.

[saurons-optometrist]

Btw half of the students killed at Kent State weren’t even protesting, they were just there

[bando--grand-scamyon]

What in the absolute fuck

[wuh2k]

When the Irish guy has known about this since he was like 8, but it’s suspiciously hard for Americans to learn about…

[hekeepsmeworm]

I literally only know abt this bc my parents are hippies it’s fucked up

[jheselbraum]

I only had a vague idea of what this was and what happened until I did my own research on it.

When I was 21.

[thisisalsoyou]

literal miracle

[dln-085]

[emt-monster]

Please reblog if you know anyone who might take party drugs.

[smeliot-deactivated20220528]

this is so important

[arkhamarchitecture]

Also important information: A cop cannot arrest you for something you already took. You can tell a cop to his face that you just injected black tar heroin in your veins and as long as you don’t currently have any on you (including things like syringes or residue in a pipe), there’s fuck all he can do about it.

I take police reports for a living. The number of people who will happily tell someone “Well officer, this fight started because I smoked crack cocaine earlier,” is astounding and also not at all illegal. The criminal charge is for Possession of a Controlled Substance. If you don’t possess any at the time, there’s no crime. The only thing you can get dinged for is if you’re actively on a drug and driving, in which case - DUI.

Please, please, please tell EMTs what you took. They’re not going to rat you out to the cops and even if they did, you will still be okay.

[kenderfriend]

Spreading the word, being honest with paramedics and doctors can save your life

[gaylor-moon]

lol its true ive def had to chill in med tents on molly before and like…the staff does not care. they wanna see u better

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[o6eiyrskb4hg7rix8hih-deactivate]

just ate an orange… no scurvy for me thank you… #NoScurvy

[lizzywhimsy]

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[shu-ni]

SO IT IS 2018 AND I WATCHED FMA FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE

[poledancingghostson]

In case you still needed proof that our president is anti-Semitic

[bapouro]

[fajw]