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Going back to being a (somewhat) normal kid after being a criminal and a terrorist in a political cult for over a year has to be so hard for Varian. He’s probably become accustomed to drinking, his homemade cocaine, staying up all night creating weapons, and either beating people up or getting beat up. And now he has like. A bedtime. And needs to eat his vegetables or he’s grounded. And that can either be angsty or really really funny.

crittizen

this is a poem

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i couldn’t not draw this

i-say-ok

ok…!

luxury-nightmare

babe are you okay, your reblogging the subway rat poem again

the-haiku-bot

babe are you okay,

your reblogging the subway

rat poem again

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

bad-holmes-impression

married couple varigo snuggling in bed and then proceeding to argue because one of them left the bedroom door open. first they bicker about who it was, and then when they’ve reached a decision, they argue about who should get up. they present their facts (“hugo, your legs are longer so you’d have to take less steps”, “varian, you can see in the dark and you wouldn’t bump into anything”). they can’t reach a consensus, so varian suggests rock-paper-scissors. they do that before hugo remembers he can’t see in the dark and asks “since i did rock, what’d you do?”

varian hesitates. “paper. i win.”

“you’re LYING YOU HESITATED”

“just shut the door—“

and then they probably push at each other until varian falls off the bed and has to go shut the door.

and then hugo gets up a minute later to get a glass of water.

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whiskyarts

Talked about Varigo being soft

Gotta go punch a wall and think about them beating each other up to feel manly again

lover-of-mine

THE FUCKING "wHy dId eUgEnE CuT RaPuNzEl's hAiR ThAt sHoRt" VIDEOS ARE BACK IM GONNA GET VIOLENT DID YALL NOT WATCH THE FUCKING MOVIE? HER WHOLE LIFE HER WHOLE VALUE WAS PLACED ON HER FUCKING HAIR HE CUT HER HAIR BECAUSE HE DOES NOT CARE ABOUT THE HAIR HE CARES ABOUT THE PERSON AND THE ONLY WAY TO FUCKING FREE HER IS TO MAKE SURE MOTHER GOTHEL CAN'T USE HER AND THAT'S GETTING RID OF HER HAIR. EVERY TIME WE SEE MOTHER GOTHEL BEING AFFECTIONATE TOWARDS HER IT'S DIRECTED TO HER HAIR SO NO HAIR MEANS RAPUNZEL IS SAFE AND THAT'S HIS FUCKING GOAL. GO WATCH THE FUCKING MOVIE AGAIN AND PAY ATTENTION THIS TIME. ALSO HE WAS DYING AND CUTTING HER HAIR WITH A FUCKING GLASS SHARD WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU WANT HIM TO DO PROP HER IN A CHAIR AND GIVE HER SOME LONG LAYERS WITH SOME CURTAIN BANGS SHUT UP SHUP UP SHUP UP ITS JUST HAIR AND THE WHOLE POINT IS THAT IT'S NOT ABOUT THE POWERS IS ABOUT THE HAIR BEING A PHYSICAL REPRESENTATION OF HER POWERS AND BY CONSEQUENCE A SYMBOL OF THE ABUSE SHE'S BEEN THROUGH AND HER HAIR BEING GONE IS ABOUT SO MUCH MORE THAN JUST GETTING RID OF HER POWERS SO JUST SHUT UP

justaaveragecryptid

EXACTLY! EXACTLY! THANK YOU

#tangled #tangled rapunzel #tangled eugene #new dream

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nightowl1556

Redemption Arc Group Incorrect Quotes #94

*Varian and Hunter awkwardly sitting in jail together*

Hunter: .......So who should we call?

Varian: I’d call Cass, but I feel safer in jail

varibean

whenever i think about girl hugo and varian it’s always hugo being a goofy lil bombshell who loves her disaster of a boyfriend bc she’s also a disaster

however whenever it’s the opposite varian is always The Worst Woman You Could Ever Meet who is actively trying to make hugo’s life worse but it’s ok bc he’s into it

justaaveragecryptid

Real

pansy-picnics

‼️‼️ ACROSS THE SPIDERVERSE SPOILERS ‼️‼️

scp-4999

this made me laugh out loud in the theater BUT THE RATIO???? 😭😭😭

Yes I do prefer the dynamic of dramatic over board varian and just some (hot) guy hugo

Hugo:

Varian:

Yes I stole the images from tiktok

#tangled varian #hugo vat7k #varigo

mintytrifecta

[image description: the bugs bunny in a tuxedo "I wish all a very pleasant evening" meme edited to say "I wish all of my Jewish followers a very pleasant passover". Next to bugs is a photo of a small stack of matzo and the cup of Elijah. ]

#happy passover guys!!!#jewish #jewish holidays #jumblr #passover #pesach