[max1461]

dyatlov puss got me running outta my tent

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

yknow it took a meme for me to realize every member of greenday is bisexual however, i also didnt really look at pictures of the band greenday before that and like

how was this ever a question? like no shade but this group is like if danny elfman, american flavored gerard way and the “i will find you and i will kill you” guy got blasted with an emo fruitification beam and formed a band

[phantomsandsunsets]

I’m absolutely obsessed with “American flavored Gerard Way” as though Gerard Way wasn’t quite literally born in the godforsaken state of New Jersey

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

HES NOT BRITISH??????

[notunaffected]

OP do you live in a bubble or something?

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

you wish you were me living in my beautiful bubble home with my beautiful bubble wife. you wish

[cgaratenby-deactivated20220830]

listening to “boulevard of broken dreams” it’s hard for me to imagine any more likely place for him to be from than new jersey

[phantomsandsunsets]

I don’t know how to tell you this but Gerard Way did not write Boulevard of Broken Dreams

[emoheritageposts]

March 28, 2021

[robinduckling]

last sketches for anh’s luke / 3

[sirobvious]

>go to Draculas castle

>he has a humidifier

>pour two liter of holy water into it

>leave

[christopher-bryant]

fixed it

[zeekayart]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

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[theehorsepussie]

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[apeshitting]

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[justabloodbag]

...

[thedirtgrub]

im a firm believer that mac wouldn't get the covid vaccine but he'd hear someone say it makes you gay so he would beg dennis to get the vaccine. dennis would get freaked out by how weird mac is being about it and say no. so mac tries to vaccinate dennis in his sleep

[justabloodbag]

the realisation that Abigail has been writing Identity since Data is absolutely wild to me??

that was so long ago and she's been acting in all those videos???????

[lizzabet]

[britomartis]

beauty and the beast but reverse, i kiss the love of my life and she turns into a sick fucking monster and it’s awesome

[daredevans-blog]

shrek

[britomartis]

never mind post cancelled 

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

coward

[carnival-phantasm]

Everyone: TERFs should shut up.

Galaxy-brained terf: Hmm, how curious, OP…all TERFs are women…and you want TERFs to shut up…so you despise and want to silence all women huh, you fascist pig. I am very intelligent.

Every terf in the notes: 

OOGA BOOGA, MIGHTY VULVA!

[carnival-phantasm]

I’ve seen the notes on this post and just want to reassure every TERF that so far I’ve read literally none of your essays.

[dillyt]

[zoobus]

[gallantblade475-blog-deactivate]

[ianto-j0nes]

Torchwood as John Mulaney quotes:

Ianto Jones:

John Hart:

Owen Harper:

Toshiko Sato:

Captain Jack Harkness:

Gwen Cooper:

[southernsideofme-deactivated201]

[chibi-masshuu-deactivated202508]

When you have to prep for bottoming later that evening.

[mlm-saeran]

“Autism speaks is a hate group and shouldn’t be this popular” i say into the mic. The crowd boos. The autism parents are yelling at me saying im to high functioning to know

I begin to walk of stage in shame when a voice speaks and commends silence from the room. “He’s right” i look for the owner of the voice.

There in the fifth row stands: every autistic person ever

[apriki]

happy Ides of March all y'all plebeians

[cresentcube]

Look. I get it. I am one of the most dullest person in the entire universe when it comes to art and colors. I don’t really get color theory, I just usually don’t notice bad color design.

But look at me in the Eye, @staff, and tell me.

HOW DID YOU EVEN THINK PURE FUCKING GREEN AGAINST BLUE DIPPED IN TAR WAS A GOOD IDEA?!

[phuk-ewe-deactivated20221207]

[girldraki]

[skunkbear]

[teamrocketing]

i’m so glad i live in 2016 so i dont have to deal with these massive terrifying animals except the blue whale, but shes gentle and good

[cockyroaches]

Hell pig

[major-jamie-hill-deactivated201]

Slutshaming women is not ok Slutshaming Alexander Hamilton is totally ok Tumblr logic

[shez-bitchy]

he cheated. on his wife.

[outsidersmark]

he’s also been dead for several hundred years this is the funniest post ive ever read in my life

[fancyeliza-deactivated20200804]

fave things about this post:

the idea that thousands of people are calling alexander hamilton a slut

calling any founding father a slut

the idea that people are SHAMING Alexander Hamilton for being Such A Slut he is being SHAMED for being such a naughty little tart, SPREADING HIS LEGS FOR EVERYONE IN CONGRESS

that this was probably prompted by people expression dissaproval for Alexander Hamilton cheating on his wife - that the OP thinks “slut shaming” and “Isnt it gross that he cheated on his wife” are the same thing

Alexander Hamilton has been dead for 210

210 slutty, slutty years

the way that this is presented in such a CHECKMATE SJWS way when they’re talking about a founding father who cheated on his wife and has been DEAD FOR 210 YEARS

the fact that the words “Slutshaming” and “Alexander Hamilton” have been used in the same sentence

i mean just apply what we’d traditionally think of as “slut shaming” to Alexander Hamilton.

His frock coat is too tight, his breaches are so short, have you SEEN how often he powders his wig??? I heard he gave Thomas Jefferson a handy behind the stables AND that he got fingered by John Hancock

i barely know who alexander hamilton is