Linsday

She/her https://msha.ke/just_a_chaotic_reader

[grishaxverse]

FUCK YOU NETFLIX

[mlarayoukai-archive]

my mutuals

[eliyahu613]

reblog if you regularly speak to homosexuals online.

[ironwoman359]

Reblog if you communicate through phone and computer

[strawberryloveyyy]

Reblog if you are a homosexual who regularly speaks to other homosexuals online and if you commune through phone, computers, and televisions

[justachaoticreader]

It's my 2 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

[jpg-of-dorian-slay]

[justachaoticreader]

"I don't chase, I attract" 🤓👆

Some of us are ugly, Rebecca

[redlipstickboy]

"no one does those things in real life that's unrealistic" what a miserable little life you live where you dont guffaw every once in a while

[carisi-rollins]

anthony bridgerton + memes

[justachaoticreader]

No cause the glow up between the 1st and 2nd season was hkgjfjk

[sherlck-deactivated20140622]

wear a different perfume when you commit murder fuckin amateurs 

[feathery-soul-deactivated201408]

also wear shoes that aren’t your actual size and use gloves if you have to touch anything

[agnosticwitch]

what the hell is this here? A how-to-commit-the-perfect-crime??

[moontideempress]

[vimbia]

Wear a wig. Contact lenses . Change your accent . Change Hand when writing . Layer up to make you look big if your small n vice versa . Contour the hell outta your face.

[jazmynedrakeford]

Get your car interior thoroughly washed, then purposely dirty it up again.

[youhavearighttoyourwrongopinion]

Also use an icicle for the weapon because it melts away Buy a ticket to a show and tell as many people / post it on social media that u went to the show

[caribe-bby]

Y'all suspect af😂

[dookiediamonds-deactivated20200]

*adds 363,462 more people to list of that I will fuck never with*

[electricocelot]

Make sure you set up a solid alibi Pay for everything in cash

Or, for those of you who’ve read Roald Dahl’s Lamb to the Slaughter, feed the murder weapon to the police

[prismatic-bell]

Bodies should be buried vertically, not horizontally, to avoid the appearance of a grave. If you choose to dismember the body instead of bury it whole don’t forget to take a lighter or bottle of lye to the fingertips until charred or melted away, and use bleach on every surface that may have come in contact with blood splatter.

Also, don’t fucking brag about it later Jesus wept.

[harmonysama-deactivated20190724]

all this info is good for writing

but for actual real life, no one on tumblr has enough energy to get out of bed

ain’t no body on this website is gonna murder anyone

[thewelterschallenge]

Make friends with a pig farmer. A full grown nursing sow can eat an entire human body, bones and all, in about 6 hours.

[bloodforbones]

Shit that last one is more helpful than I wanted it to be, I’ll never look at pigs the same

[sweetgirlfriend]

Reblogging for *educational* purposes :)

[fluidityandgiggles]

This post is legendary and I’m so glad I found it. I love all the advice. Except the icicle. That’s technically impossible. Use a disposable knife instead and break the handle.

[nintendhoe-switchblade-deactiva]

use a glass knife with wooden handle for ultimate wounding. its gonna leave a severe fucking wound and u can burn the wood and melt down the glass if it doesnt shatter inside the victim.

[emilyelizabethfowl]

Thomas what did i tell you about making suspiious posts?

[ferntastic-m]

I love learning.

[srazars-main-blog-deactivated20]

IT’S ON MY DASH I REPEAT IT’S ON MY DASH.

[ratherinterestingmilkshake]

ON MY DASH

[dickplinko]

WHAT THE FUCK IT’S ON MY DASH. ALSO JEVER TRUST ANYONE WITH MORE THEN 3 pigs

[louder-thangodsrevolver-deactiv]

Always reblog

[law-the-lewd]

“Never trust anyone with more than 3 pigs” is the best thing I’ve ever read

[goodoldpanicattheeverywhere]

on another note, I just remembered Roald Dahl wrote Lamb to the Slaughter (I read it in sophomore year)

[wind-the-music-box]

Dummies.

Bury one (1) oyster in the yard for two weeks. Put it on the plate with a bunch of others, serve to victim.

There’s plenty of health risks when it comes to eating raw seafood- No one will bat an eye.

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[prismatic-bell]

Six years later, my dumb ass realizes I never said you also have to pull at least some of the teeth to prevent a match to dental records.

[vellhighbandi]

@damnn-dorothea @hell-lit011019 @chammak-challo113 murder besties… Refreshment course.

[raat-baaki-deactivated20240309]

@bulbourethralhand

[a-really-hot-caterpillar]

“I am a writer,” he said as reblogged this post. Little did they know…

[repmet]

*crouches to go into stealth*

the cracking of my knees alerts the guards, I am immediately killed

[deceitfulapple-eatingscoundrel]

@runmien on Twitter.

[servantleverslutdrop]

Craziest Shit Kaz Brekker Did

Stepped into the barrel of a gun daring the other person to shoot

Agreed to break into the world's most secure prison

Took a sponge bath in front his crush for no reason

Carved out a man's eye and threw it into the sea

Blew up a tree that an entire nation worshipped as their god

Threw a guy off a building

Burned a whole through the floor and crashed into Van Eck's dinner table

Beat up a room full of people, successfully staging a one man coupe

Swallowed and vomited back up explosives

Told Pekka Rollins his child had been buried alive

Voting ended onJun 15, 2023

[microwavingmyfavs]

@swift-of-crows13 @faeruine @ketterdam-snack-bar OOMEN'S EYEBALL!! WE MUST FULFILL OUR DUTIESS!

[jeremysknoxes]

CULT CULT CULT OOMENS EYEBALL OOMENS EYEBALL OOMENS EYEBALL

[lilsie-evans]

close your eyes and type your url

[justachaoticreader]

#Ius5achaitixreader

[jeremysknoxes]

Ok so I noticed a lot of us are broke or something and don't want to pay for Netflix or buy so many books .

So, I made a list. If you have any to recommend, please send them in my ask box!!!

For pirating books:

Libgen.rs -  great for most books. Mostly EPUB though, so if you want PDF versions you might have to check other websites.

Anna’s Archive - searches the web to find book files across the web.

PDF Drive - great for textbooks, exercises, etc. Also has quite a few fiction books in PDF. Good for people who mostly read in PDF.

Project Gutenberg - good for classics!

Pirating movies and TV shows:

Sflix - MOVIES!!! Depends which country you’re in though, may not work for some

123movies 

m4ufree.info 

Bilibili - Mostly anime; I unfortunately couldn't get this to work, so if this is good, please tell me!!

Tubi - this weirdly doesn't work in England, where I live. People from other countries, can you tell me if this works?

Thebigheap.com - literally the best thing ever, has nearly ALL movies and TV shows which are actually high quality, I recommend this so much  ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

Look Movie

hope this helps :))

[vvhack]

[lovingechoes]

Gotta do it

[kaible-deactivated20181205]

I don’t care what news I get I just want this stupid potato dog on my dash

[greenleaf777]

I love how some characters fall in love so easily and then theres Kaz driven over by love and then dragged kicking and screaming the whole way LMAO

Hes like I’m supposed to be some big bad emotionless barrel boss for god sakes, not spend all my free time daydreaming of Inej.

Kaz to himself:

He accepts it eventually thank god

[pecry]

sometimes i wonder how a writer would describe me if i were a character in a book

[flowyskirt-deactivated20181203]

can we make this an ask meme?

[pecry]

reblog this if you want a book description of you sent to your inbox

[grishaxverse]

many boys will bring you flowers but someday you'll meet a boy who will learn your favourite flower, your favourite song, your favourite sweet.