James 'Jimmy' Moriarty💣

just a big fish in a very, very small pond...

[justaconsultingcriminal]

HC:

I play my version of J.M. in such a manner that Karen Walker is officially the female version of Jim Moriarty to me-

@sebbyandjimmykilltogether

[centaurianthropology]

No, but seriously, do you know how amazing Vincent Price is?

Not just as an actor, although he was a blast to watch in everything he did.  He’s one of those actors who’s just clearly having a whale of a time, no matter how bad the film is.  He’s just genuinely happy to be there (it makes his villains a particular delight, and he played a LOT of them).

But did you know that he was also on the PFLAG board after his daughter came out to him?  And that he was one of the earliest celebrities to speak out against the silence surrounding the AIDS epidemic?

Did you know that when his daughter came out to him, he admitted to her that it had been difficult for him during his first two marriages, because his wives had not been pleased to find out that their husband was just as interested in men as they were?

That’s right, kids, Vincent Price was BISEXUAL AS FUCK, and it was one of those open Hollywood secrets.  And his wife Coral Browne?  The one he grew old with and wrote cookbooks with and was basically ridiculously sweet with?

Also bisexual as fuck.  They were the queer power couple of Hollywood in the 70s.  His daughter, Victoria, grew up around Rock Hudson and members of the LGBT community.  When she came out, Vincent Price became a board member of PFLAG and was just about the most accepting and awesome dad.

Did you know that Vincent Price played Oscar Wilde in a one-man play, and when it was denounced by anti-gay activist Anita Bryant, he dismissed her right back, saying that Oscar Wilde had already come up with a term for her: a Woman of No Importance?  Because Vincent Price was deliciously witty and an awesome person.

Let me conclude with a quote from his daughter (from this article, where I got a lot of this information):

‘“In a funny way, and I think I’m going to cry, he understood me at 22 better than I understood myself then,” Price concluded. “Of course, he was in his 70s and lived a hell of a lot longer than I had, and he understood that at the end of the day it’s about who and what and how we love. And I have not been a person who has been very successful at conventional relationships, but loving well and loving deeply has been the most important thing to me.”’

Happy birthday, Vincent Price.  You were a gem of an actor, and an even greater human being.

[thechaosdragoness]

A legendary man no matter what. We miss you so very much.

[dynamics-of-an-asteroid]

[headofgrayson]

hi i am here to ruin everything

[justaconsultingcriminal]

@sebbyandjimmykilltogether

[cinequeer]

Lucy Liu in Payback (1999)

[leighalanna]

[carnival-phantasm]

[bunniope]

[angelstills]

Charlie’s Angels (2000)

[unkindness313]

Bloody Edgar

[exploitastic]

[lissaremade]

everyone please watch this im fucking losing it

[deerlike-dyke]

I’m feeling emotions that no human has ever felt before

[sabinemorans]

I…..is this….how to get a away with murder?

[sebbyandjimmykilltogether]

justaconsultingcriminal

Jim sat himself at the island as they entered the kitchen, giving a silent nod for an answer. He could tell Sebastian was sorry for his little outburst, and the uncharacteristic silence on his own part was probably unnerving. Still fiddling with the plastic bag, Jim decided to be merciful and end his husband’s torment.

“’K,” was the mumbled reply, a shoulder shrug the went from one side to the next, and then Jim was wiggling himself more comfortably upon the stool. He opened the bag of marshmallows, and stuck his little hand in.

Sebastian gathered up the bowl and a spoon, watching Jim. He felt terrible still and was now trying to cheer his adorable little maniac up. “So-” Sebastian set the bowl on the counter and slipped the spoon inside of it, standing right next to James. “-how about I get you some juice or chocolate milk to go with those?” He lifted hand to his maniac’s puffy cheek, delicately caressing down it with the back of his fingers.

@justaconsultingcriminal

[justaconsultingcriminal]

Jim relished the feeling of his husband’s worn flesh, rough and comforting against his skin. Turning his head to gaze upward, eyes out of focus slightly as if he was sleepy, Jim gave a soft twitch of a smile.

“Ok. Chocolate milk,” he decided, already choosing to use some for his cereal. The vast shift from mood to mood, along with Sebastian’s balancing touch, had Jim feeling almost lightheaded.

[sebbyandjimmykilltogether]

“Sure thing, babe.” Sebastian smiled a little and then made his way over to the fridge to extract the chocolate milk. He also pulled out a little vanilla puddin’ cup that he brought over for his ‘vanilla puddin’ cup’. “Here…” Moran set the cup down next to the bowl and proceeded to pour the milk for his little maniac, first in the cereal and then in a glass he had to go fetch from the cupboard. He brought that back over and returned to the fridge, quiet as he replaced the milk and the took a spot right next to Jim at the island. Sebastian rested on his elbows as he had his hands placed together at his chin and mouth, silently studying his husband.

@justaconsultingcriminal

[justaconsultingcriminal]

Jim eagerly grabbed the unexpected pudding cup, tearing off the top. He had forgotten they had any left. Licking the top, Jim grabbed his spoon before Sebastian poured his milk, digging into the delicious treat. 

Looking up from half-a-cup down, Jim made sudden eye contact with his still husband. It was the comfortable quiet that had pulled Jim out of his focused task, and now he blinked and gave a startled smirk.

“What?” he asked, in the petulant voice of a spoiled child. “What’re ya looking at?” Jim asked, eyes darting to his husband’s blue.

[sebbyandjimmykilltogether]

“What’s mine.” He teased as he smirked a little in a cocky sort of way, explaining with a faux seriousness. “It’s my right as a husband. I can’t always touch you but I can look at you when I want.” Sebastian kept his staring up, attempting to keep a serious expression which was difficult at the moment. His little maniac was too adorable.

@justaconsultingcriminal

[justaconsultingcriminal]

Jim gave a high pitched giggle, slowly lowering the cup, but keeping his spoon. Without breaking eye-contact, Jim stabbed for the bowl, missing a few times before reaching the sogging marshmallows.

Some of the chocolate milk spilled before Jim made the spoon to his mouth, but after one bite he carelessly let it fall back onto the counter. His eyes began to sparkle with mischievousness. 

“Nuh-uh,” Jim grinned, nose scrunching as he slowly scooting out of his chair. He was completely freed of whatever demons haunted his emotions earlier, now ready to make his husband chase him down through their estate. 

@sebbyandjimmykilltogether

[earthdad]

i scream you scream we all

repress memories of our childhood

[stimman3000]

https://instagram.com/p/BjNePqtgSFS/

[biff-donderglutes]

FUCK OFF IT’S JUST WOODWORKING AT THIS POINT

[zevbutt]

Catch me lounging in my boudoir in a flowey lace dress eating my fucking gramophone

[sebbyandjimmykilltogether]

justaconsultingcriminal

Jim sat himself at the island as they entered the kitchen, giving a silent nod for an answer. He could tell Sebastian was sorry for his little outburst, and the uncharacteristic silence on his own part was probably unnerving. Still fiddling with the plastic bag, Jim decided to be merciful and end his husband’s torment.

“’K,” was the mumbled reply, a shoulder shrug the went from one side to the next, and then Jim was wiggling himself more comfortably upon the stool. He opened the bag of marshmallows, and stuck his little hand in.

Sebastian gathered up the bowl and a spoon, watching Jim. He felt terrible still and was now trying to cheer his adorable little maniac up. “So-” Sebastian set the bowl on the counter and slipped the spoon inside of it, standing right next to James. “-how about I get you some juice or chocolate milk to go with those?” He lifted hand to his maniac’s puffy cheek, delicately caressing down it with the back of his fingers.

@justaconsultingcriminal

[justaconsultingcriminal]

Jim relished the feeling of his husband’s worn flesh, rough and comforting against his skin. Turning his head to gaze upward, eyes out of focus slightly as if he was sleepy, Jim gave a soft twitch of a smile.

“Ok. Chocolate milk,” he decided, already choosing to use some for his cereal. The vast shift from mood to mood, along with Sebastian’s balancing touch, had Jim feeling almost lightheaded.

[sebbyandjimmykilltogether]

“Sure thing, babe.” Sebastian smiled a little and then made his way over to the fridge to extract the chocolate milk. He also pulled out a little vanilla puddin’ cup that he brought over for his ‘vanilla puddin’ cup’. “Here…” Moran set the cup down next to the bowl and proceeded to pour the milk for his little maniac, first in the cereal and then in a glass he had to go fetch from the cupboard. He brought that back over and returned to the fridge, quiet as he replaced the milk and the took a spot right next to Jim at the island. Sebastian rested on his elbows as he had his hands placed together at his chin and mouth, silently studying his husband.

@justaconsultingcriminal

[justaconsultingcriminal]

Jim eagerly grabbed the unexpected pudding cup, tearing off the top. He had forgotten they had any left. Licking the top, Jim grabbed his spoon before Sebastian poured his milk, digging into the delicious treat. 

Looking up from half-a-cup down, Jim made sudden eye contact with his still husband. It was the comfortable quiet that had pulled Jim out of his focused task, and now he blinked and gave a startled smirk.

“What?” he asked, in the petulant voice of a spoiled child. “What’re ya looking at?” Jim asked, eyes darting to his husband’s blue.

[horrorsoflife]

[faustynaa-blog]

[fakescience]

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