You boot up the game, you are greeted by her grabbing the cursor and shushing you, she is on the phone, she seems very annoyed currently, you click on her:
"Diane, my dude, my girl, I'm telling you, you have to break up with Sara, she's a two timing self centered, bitch, I hear you, I really do, I know he was gay, but like he definitely made an exception for her, hell if I was a gay dude, I would have made an exception for Sara, before I knew how rude she is, I mean I went over to her apartment tonight and the first two things she asked me were "Who let you in" and "have you checked into Rehab yet" Like it was Rhamis, the doorman, He's had a crush on me for literal ages, and like can you blame him look at me, Diana, wait, I'm sorry, i'll get back on track, I am telling you this because I don't want hard feelings between us just becasue I may have ruined Sara's life or whatever and broken up the polycule, She's lying I mean, have youseen her apartment, it was never so neat when i was with her, so she clearly has her shit together and is doing just fine without me, which like fine, good riddance, but getting back on topic, Di, I want to meet you at the park, I have proof this time! real living proof!! I'm not crazy. ... No, what, sorry.. No I didn't chevk into rehab, rehab's for whiney bitches who aren't ready for the clu- What no I did not steal food from a leninist at the club tonight, I was going to, you know what it doesn't fucking matter, bye Daria, i'll see you in the park at noon tomorrow, right? .. well fuck you too then, I don't even need you, I, well I'll okay, i'll... and she hung up, fuck."
"oh you're back, woo, I just want this night to be over, Sara called be a manipulative self centered attention seeking liar for some reason, all I did was go to her apartment, which like before you say it, i know she didn't want me to come back after the incident with the alpaca, but like that was 3 weeeeks ago, she should have calmed down by now, I didn't meann to break her new gfs leg of whatever, and it was her own damn fault anyways, hey could I borrow your bus pass, I may have bummed it for a cigarette while you were gone"