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@justaderivative
Come to think of it I've never really interacted with a like minded person irl before... I had nothing in common with the kids at school and my family is. What you'd expect. Every social interaction for me is done out of obligation with people who don't really know me at all. I got no clue what it would feel like to interact with someone who I can actually be honest with, and not get shut down. Im starting to think this might be the cause of a lot of my problems...
A truthberry might make you tell the truth... But a lieberry? A lieberry will loan you books
you can jerk off and you can fuck off. you can tell a jerkoff to fuck off. you can jerk off a jerkoff. you can fuck off with a jerkoff. you can fuck with a jerk but you cant jerk with a fuck. you can fuck up but you cant jerk up. a jerk aint worth a fuck but a fuck is worth more than a jerk. in theory
I don't think most people fully appreciate how free it truly is to roam. not far. the close stuff. the nearby buildings. you can actually just go most places, reasonability permitting. there are places you do not go because you do not need to, but you can go there. most buildings are designed to allow people inside of them, you can look around any store, all the sections, and then you may leave
go as high as you can get in every building that permits, and then go back down. some elevators won't let you do that, but many will. if they ask why you are there, say it is for an interview, wander around a bit, enter the washroom, and if they get suspicious, ask where you are, then apologise. this will only work so many times. if pressed too hard, say you are here for an interview with someone, use your last name for them, and when they say nobody works there with that name, slap your head and leave quickly. if they try to kill you, you've entered into the martial portion of your journey, and I can offer you no guidance
if someone does work there with that name, you need to try playing the long lost heir card and hope it works. it might be your building soon, and then you can go up and down it much as you please.
I have another piping hot take this morning, and that I am really starting to sour on all the ways people hate elon musk.
And like, to be absolutely crystal fucking clear: Elon Musk is a deeply evil, dangerous, pathetic man who deserves to be executed for the pain and death he's directly and indirectly caused by being the most obscenely rich man to ever exist.
what bugs me is the way people mostly hate him because he's an awkward emotionally stunted loser, the fact he is the world's first trillionaire is almost an afterthought. like, the take I've seen more than once is "elon musk is a fucking loser and that just goes to show you that capitalism is bad! socialism good!" like ok. all that says to me is that most people would defend elon musk if he wasn't so noxiously unpalatable.
Communism is correct because it is correct, not because the world's richest man is cringe. Musk's personal character has literally nothing to do with it.
Attempting to locate a new Greek restaraunt using my gyroscope
ANDY LOVELL Swirls & Eddies, North Devon / North Cornish Coast / Swans, Incoming Tide silkscreen prints
women love me for my unrepentant sincerity and my huge and illustriously estrogenated cock send post
can confirm. I did follow for one of those 2 things
photomatt the people cry out, yearning to be set free. release them from this prison and allow me to offer succor (post cock on main)
it has artistic merit
cowardice
imagining a universe where porn is a marketable genre so you have to deal with raycon ads while trying to jerk your shit
You’re an easy slut, aren’t you kitten? Almost as easy as dinner with Hellofresh
Inch-resting.... who are these two queens....
🌸 affirmations 🌸
there is nothing wrong with me
it is the world that has to change
it is the world that will change
revenge makes poor anodyne, but it will have to do
that feeling in the pit of my stomach is the dragon
heaven exists to be summited
an eye for an eye gives me two eyes
my polearm technique is unparalleled
it's important that you imagine the sword saint unmatched under heaven as an older woman with a drinking problem and a shit dating life.
actually fucking disgusting that glasses cost any money like if you actually think about it for more than a few seconds it is so unconscionably inhumane. this goes for things like insulin and mobility aids and hearing aids too ofc but fuck man, fucking glasses? the thing you need to fucking see? its genuinely sickening and inhumanly evil that those cost ANYTHING.
Point and click adventure girl getting coked up in the club and letting you click on things she doesn't know about and just making up some lore about it
You click on the slightly effeminate guy at the bar,
"Oh, her, yeah She killed my sister back in '63, it suckwd, very awkward and all that,,, but like what are you gonna do,? I kinda wanna a kiss her, the girl not my sister, she'sdead you see"
You click on the other bartender, a taller man:
"You have awful taste in men, you know that, he's wanted for killing the president of New Mexico, like are you sure you wanna date him, you would be much happier with her [the slightly effeminate guy], she once read a book to me!! It was shit, but like I got to looked at her hair (((:"
You click on the exit to the club:
*she grabs the cursor and pulls it over towards a girl sitting alone in a booth"
"Hey, bitch, come on, be a girls girl, I haven't even gotten a chance to say hi to that girl over there, yeah her, ain't she pretty...
I wanna see her David Lynch film collection,,"
You click on the girl in the booth
*she walks up and eats a bite of the booth girls burger before panicking and running off*
"Oh my god oh my god oh my god, she saw my tits, I forgot about this stupid stupid mesh top, she probably thinks I'm some freak slut, which like fair but like also, she can't know!!! I, I have to get out of her, I mean here, I can't let that brown haired beaut remember me!!!"
You open a map and click on her apartment
*She gets in the bus, and promptly starts arguing with the man next to her about Marxist thought*
What is her position
Marx was really bourgeois scum
Marx would have been a discord kitten if he lived today
The proletariat can't rise up till the conditions are right for revolution
moderate reform is fascist
*remembers the girl had a pin of Lenin* Lenin was the real leader of communism
She wants to fuck Mao
Revolution is inevitable so life is pointless till then
What's even the point of being a Marxist if you can't watch shitty B movies
She recites this position and the man is so insulted by it that he pulls a badge out of his bag and says that if she doesn't get off the bus now, she will be arrested. So she pulls the wire and promptly rushes out of the bus, she is in her ex's neighborhood, you click on the bodega:
"I once saw her in there, she was haggling with some sad sack girl about the price of cigs, which like was rude but weirdly hot..., I prefer weed but like who doesn't nowadays, Well I mean Sara, I guess but she doesn't count, not after she fucking ripped my heart out and stomped on it with that faggy boy from Denver, like girl, he was gay!! I know you're bi but like what! Wait were they even dating or did I get jealous because she wanted to see his Van Gogh tattoo on his left shoulder...
Eh, she's a bitch either way. I'm not going in there"
You click on the bus stop:
"I can't leave, I am so close to Sara's house, and maybe we could rekindle things... I miss her you know, I mean yeah she was a jealous self centered bitch with no fucking people skills but like I ain't any better and she can make one hell of a Prairie Oyster, she's from Omaha you see...
Wait is that a liquor store over there, that's neew..
She drags the cursor over to the liquor store and slaps it so she can enter, you scroll around before clicking on a bottle of wine:
"I can't afford that, I just left my card in the club, something about a bullshit fucking tab, it was bullshit, I always pay, just like not always on time, here let me show you something better,,"
*she heads to the back corner and grabs a can of puppygirl bud-light"
"This, this shit, this is the good stuffff, it's like, well, you see, it's fucking cheap as hell and like 17%, what more could you want <3"
*she checks out leaves the store and immediately chugs the can, before scrolling on down her phone till she spots her ex's phone number"
You alt tab out of the game and close it.
You boot up the game, you are greeted by her grabbing the cursor and shushing you, she is on the phone, she seems very annoyed currently, you click on her:
"Diane, my dude, my girl, I'm telling you, you have to break up with Sara, she's a two timing self centered, bitch, I hear you, I really do, I know he was gay, but like he definitely made an exception for her, hell if I was a gay dude, I would have made an exception for Sara, before I knew how rude she is, I mean I went over to her apartment tonight and the first two things she asked me were "Who let you in" and "have you checked into Rehab yet" Like it was Rhamis, the doorman, He's had a crush on me for literal ages, and like can you blame him look at me, Diana, wait, I'm sorry, i'll get back on track, I am telling you this because I don't want hard feelings between us just becasue I may have ruined Sara's life or whatever and broken up the polycule, She's lying I mean, have youseen her apartment, it was never so neat when i was with her, so she clearly has her shit together and is doing just fine without me, which like fine, good riddance, but getting back on topic, Di, I want to meet you at the park, I have proof this time! real living proof!! I'm not crazy. ... No, what, sorry.. No I didn't chevk into rehab, rehab's for whiney bitches who aren't ready for the clu- What no I did not steal food from a leninist at the club tonight, I was going to, you know what it doesn't fucking matter, bye Daria, i'll see you in the park at noon tomorrow, right? .. well fuck you too then, I don't even need you, I, well I'll okay, i'll... and she hung up, fuck."
*she gets off the phone and looks at you, she is not happy*
"oh you're back, woo, I just want this night to be over, Sara called be a manipulative self centered attention seeking liar for some reason, all I did was go to her apartment, which like before you say it, i know she didn't want me to come back after the incident with the alpaca, but like that was 3 weeeeks ago, she should have calmed down by now, I didn't meann to break her new gfs leg of whatever, and it was her own damn fault anyways, hey could I borrow your bus pass, I may have bummed it for a cigarette while you were gone"
You hand her a bus pass and click on the door of the internet cafe she has been loudly arguing over the phone in.
*she sighs, gets up grabbing a man's coffee and starts walking out the door, as she leaves she sits it up and yells at the man*
"PUMPKING SPICE??! ITS NOVEMBER!! have some fucking decorum why don't you!!"
You once again click on the bus stop
*she gets out her phone and starts playing sudokus on it to wait for the time to pass, the next bus is 15 minutes away*
"What? I can be calm, I like this game, okay? I know you and Sara and that gay bastard and probably Dora at this point too all think I'm just some crazy bitch, but like I'm literally not, I'm just a normal girl trying to make her way in the world, I know I can be kinda judgy and quick to react but I have been working on it, I just, I may have fucked up tonight, I left my card at the club, I was rude to the hot girl, I yelled at Dorothy, and worst of all, I tried to restart things with Sara even though she wants me gone, and it's fair, I was not a good girlfriend to her or any of those other girls even, but like I, I want to make things right and I well I trust you and your judgement, you have been way more patient with me, so thanks, I guess."
*soon after the bus arrives and she gets on, she see a girl sitting in the back corner, it's the girl from the bar, she decides to sit by her and apologize for what had happened*
It's actually a different girl than the one at the club but you decide not press on it, she's had a hard night
You hit save
jhw's hour of judgment condition in late novel is kinda hilarious. okay hold on i gotta ask the groupchat if i can use my full power to beat your ass
She should be at the club
Baby mouse had earplugs in the sketch and I straight up forgot to ink them pretend they're deep in there
Meanwhile not at the club:
I was so enamored by the party shrew this morning I had to doodle her in my lab notebook at work
