strange life

I don't even know how tumblr works

[bodhrancomedy]

There are a fair few faux feminist statements I hate, but “We are the daughters of the witches you couldn’t burn” is one of them.

[beneaththegildedmoon]

Historically inaccurate understanding of both who was persecuted by the witch trials and how those persecuted were typically dealt with? ✅️

Trivialising the torture and live immolation of real actual people by implying they somehow weren't strong or clever enough to avoid being burned at the stake? ✅️

Invoking a legacy that categorically does not belong to them in an attempt to claim an oppression they and their ancestors never faced? ✅️

[marzipanandminutiae]

don't forget "ignoring the complicity of people in your demographic group in the persecution of others- ie white Christian British cunning-women helping with witch hunts against Jewish people, mentally ill people, Romani people, different kinds of Christians then unpopular, indigent people, or even just people they personally didn't like"

[breelandwalker]

FINALLY SOMEBODY PUT IT ALL INTO WORDS.

Witch Hunts Are Never About Witches.

[thecitadelguardian]

[sisyphean-metamorphosis]

my most extreme weirdest kink is being wanted. my tamest kink is knife play

[thepoisonroom]

loudly going "YOU'RE GOOD YOU'RE GOOD" to myself to ward off the memory of every embarrassing thing i've ever done

[elmerseason-deactivated-deactiv]

[0gl1tch0]

I actually learned a fun therapy trick for this!

The statute of limitations on arson is 6 years.

So whenever I remember an embarrassing or shameful thing I’ve done, I ask myself if it was worse than arson. If it wasn’t, and it was 6 or more years ago, I forgive myself.

Also just the comedic shock of going “well, that was a stupid and mean thing I said, but 6 years is the statute of limitations on arson” helps.

[justanotherconfusedmind-blog1]

yey - I just hope I never accidentally do arson or worse. But despite that the trick should work ^^

[advosart]

Riolu doesn't understand affection, but he likes it

[justanotherconfusedmind-blog1]

same hihi

[justanotherconfusedmind-blog1]

I was just watching a tv show and some guy was topless. I stared at his nipples and my brain was like: "Wow that's such a good topsurgery result. How did they hide the scars so well?"

For a sec I just forgot that cis dudes exist. Oupsi. Haha

[rennn23]

<3 ^_−☆

[justanotherconfusedmind-blog1]

love your ass. sorry that I was ignorant of the struggles that come with it. /s

[justanotherconfusedmind-blog1]

Felt bad for many days now. But today I had a good moment. I went to the park with a friend and we played pokémon together and it was the best moment of my week.

[yaoiblackmold]

3 of the global billboard top 10 being songs from Kpop demon hunters is literally so funny

[dragon-in-a-fez]

said this as part of a larger point in a reblog but I'm gonna make it its own post:

humans have the right to do things that are mildly bad for us sometimes.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

you have the right to eat way too many pierogi and make yourself a little sick. you have the right to go skydiving. you have the right to pull an all-nighter building the Imperial City of Tamriel in Minecraft. you have the right to get drunk in your living room watching football.

life is not about making the safest most logically correct choice at all times. you're a blob of salty meat piloting a flesh mech and you get to act like it.

[justanotherconfusedmind-blog1]

I'm a blob of salty meat. Eat me. Or at least let me be my stupid self. But how free floaty can I be without making my mental illness worse? How much silly selfharm fun can my mind take?

[ghostyrd]

[justanotherconfusedmind-blog1]

me pestering my introverted friends.

[slimetony]

me when i play videogames

Oh Fuck I Sure Hope I Don’t Die

[justanotherconfusedmind-blog1]

me when asked to do a somersault in sportsclass

[animalbody]

depressed kids in the media: I don’t wanna go to therapy! I don’t need help! I’m not some specimen for you to dissect!

me, rollin up to my therapist’s office and collapsing in relief: what is UP my homeboy I fuckin missed you,, hope ur ready to hear some Bull Shit that fuckin happened to me this week

[gay-jesus-probably]

families of depressed kids in media: okay sweetie we’ve researched depression for ten hours straight and signed you up for therapy and re-arranged your school schedule to be less stressful

actual parents of depressed kids: look i get you’re sad but someones gotta do the goddamn dishes stop being lazy get up. why didn’t you go to school today, what’s wrong with you, you’re such a burden on this family.

[kremeroyale]

Therapists in the media: *understanding head tilt*

My real live therapist whom I adore: Natalie, that is the DUMBEST thing I’ve ever heard.

[nullannddvooiid]

Therapists in Media: Lets do some art therapy and be really quiet while we talk about your feelings :)))))) also I’m prescribing you 500 different medicines

My therapist Brian who I love to death: Jack, I think your first problem is you stay up too late looking at memes, so let’s try taking a nap

[exjwthings]

My real life therapist: Okay, before we start, I found this hilarious video I know you’d love.

[atheistjw]

Therapist in media: serious face the whole time

My therapist: *laughs awkwardly*

[skirris]

therapists in media: refined, cultured, poised, “I’m afraid I haven’t [heard of the nerdy thing their patient just referenced]”

my old therapist derek, from across the reception area, seeing me for the first time after the summer of 2015: HEY DID YOU SEE AGE OF ULTRON?? IT SUCKED, RIGHT???

my current therapist ian, in our very first appointment: do you like star wars? anxiety is like the force, it can consume you, or you can learn to keep it in balance… you’re my padawan now

[mmmm-gross]

Actual things my therapist has told me:

“You’re bassicly a glorified sad lizard.” (It makes sense with context)

“Damn girl you need to get your shit together.”

“Go home and cry. Stop drinking in bathtubs. Eat something that isn’t bleach or memes.”

I’ll add more tomorrow after I see her again.

[sodamnrelatable]

WHEN YOU DRAW SOMETHING YOU ACTUALLY LIKE AND YOU JUST SIT THERE STARING AT IT LIKE

[rainbowasylum]

A rare occurrence

[justanotherconfusedmind-blog1]

why is everybody so cruel?

[afkmozart-deactivated20210301]

stereolith.

collab @ajnoribi

[justanotherconfusedmind-blog1]

the whole forest burns

it’s like a fire

existence’s a desire

absence is my biggest fear